Screw the I-Phone, I am getting one of these instead.

Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a

cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint

Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami,

Detroit, Washington D.C., parts of New York City, New Orleans, and

much of Atlanta.

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