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  1. #1
    zeez
    Guest
    The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    Segway. Infact, it is
    so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    magazine says this
    is the most anticipated invention scince the television.

    Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    you are uncool,
    and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    you are a nerd (not
    a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    date you and
    bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.




    See More: Introducing the kPhone




  2. #2
    Ura Dippschit
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    zeez <[email protected]> wrote:

    > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    > Segway. Infact, it is
    > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    > magazine says this
    > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
    >
    > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    > you are uncool,
    > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    > you are a nerd (not
    > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    > date you and
    > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.


    Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.



  3. #3
    MuahMan
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone


    "Ura Dippschit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    >> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    >> Segway. Infact, it is
    >> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    >> magazine says this
    >> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
    >>
    >> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    >> you are uncool,
    >> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    >> you are a nerd (not
    >> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    >> date you and
    >> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.

    >
    > Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.



    Don't move out of your basement Apply fanboi.




  4. #4
    zeez
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <[email protected]> wrote:
    > In article <[email protected]>,
    >
    > zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    > > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    > > Segway. Infact, it is
    > > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    > > magazine says this
    > > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.

    >
    > > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    > > you are uncool,
    > > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    > > you are a nerd (not
    > > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    > > date you and
    > > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.

    >
    > Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.




    Sing this cool, awsome song:

    I love the jPhone
    I love it love it love it very much
    I worship the jPhone
    If I don't I am a heathen pig
    I love the jPhone
    if you don't you are a nerd
    I love the jPhone
    if I don''t like it give me the bird.




  5. #5
    zeez
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    On Jun 26, 2:17 am, zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > > In article <[email protected]>,

    >
    > > zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    > > > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    > > > Segway. Infact, it is
    > > > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    > > > magazine says this
    > > > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.

    >
    > > > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    > > > you are uncool,
    > > > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    > > > you are a nerd (not
    > > > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    > > > date you and
    > > > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.

    >
    > > Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.

    >
    > Sing this cool, awsome song:
    >
    > I love the jPhone
    > I love it love it love it very much
    > I worship the jPhone
    > If I don't I am a heathen pig
    > I love the jPhone
    > if you don't you are a nerd
    > I love the jPhone
    > if I don''t like it give me the bird.



    Also works for the kPhone and the the LPhone




  6. #6
    Gregory Weston
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    zeez <[email protected]> wrote:

    > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    > Segway. Infact, it is
    > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    > magazine says this
    > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
    >
    > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    > you are uncool,
    > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    > you are a nerd (not
    > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    > date you and
    > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.


    I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.



  7. #7
    Craig Koller
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Gregory Weston <[email protected]> wrote:

    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
    > > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
    > > Segway. Infact, it is
    > > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
    > > magazine says this
    > > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
    > >
    > > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
    > > you are uncool,
    > > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
    > > you are a nerd (not
    > > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
    > > date you and
    > > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.

    >
    > I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.


    That would actually be a smile. A virtual rotary dial for those calls
    you want to make in the slowest way possible. And for the iPod, a
    virtual vinyl record that you place the needle on. And for Google maps,
    a virtual paper map that you have no HOPE of ever folding back up
    properly.



  8. #8
    Ura Dippschit
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    "MuahMan" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Don't move out of your basement Apply fanboi.


    Don't give up on that acne medicine, retard boy.

    Really...fanboy with an "i"? I just love you little ****wits. Your so
    "phat"!



  9. #9

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.



    What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?

    --
    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
    certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
    -- Bertrand Russel




  10. #10
    Frank P. Eigler
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    Gregory Weston ([email protected]) wrote:

    : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.

    omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.

    Better yet, have the phone voice activated ("Call Steve"), then the rotary
    dial can come up as an animation
    --
    Non Illegitimi Carborundum



  11. #11
    Gregory Weston
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    [email protected] (Frank P. Eigler) wrote:

    > Gregory Weston ([email protected]) wrote:
    >
    > : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
    >
    > omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.


    I'll have to try harder next time.

    G



  12. #12
    zeez
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    On Jun 26, 10:43 am, [email protected] wrote:
    > In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.

    >
    > What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?
    >


    The jPhone? wheewwwww, way obsolite there. Can't be thinking in the
    past like that,
    the ladies pick up on that like wolves pick up on fear.




  13. #13
    zeez
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    On Jun 26, 12:38 pm, [email protected] (Frank P. Eigler) wrote:
    > Gregory Weston ([email protected]) wrote:
    >
    > : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
    >
    > omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.
    >


    Actualy, at the iPhone's introduction presentation, they showed a
    picture of an iPod with
    a rotary phone dial in place of the clickwheel as a humor peice.


    > Better yet, have the phone voice activated ("Call Steve"), then the rotary
    > dial can come up as an animation
    > --
    > Non Illegitimi Carborundum






  14. #14
    Gregory Weston
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    zeez <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Jun 26, 12:38 pm, [email protected] (Frank P. Eigler) wrote:
    > > Gregory Weston ([email protected]) wrote:
    > >
    > > : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
    > >
    > > omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.
    > >

    >
    > Actualy, at the iPhone's introduction presentation, they showed a
    > picture of an iPod with
    > a rotary phone dial in place of the clickwheel as a humor peice.


    True, but can you imagine the reaction of people around you if you were
    actually using such an interface, sound included? About half of them
    would shake their heads and laugh, but I'd bet a good number of them
    (including many of the laughers) would come away fascinated by the
    possibilities inherent in such a system.

    A few years back I wrote some software for my Palm that worked like the
    old board game spinners. You got to define what the segments of the
    wheel were and then spin by flicking the pointer with your stylus or
    finger. It showed smooth animation including a gradual slow-down and
    eventual stoppage of the pointer. Many people who saw it were floored.

    G



  15. #15
    Kurt Ullman
    Guest

    Re: Introducing the kPhone

    In article <[email protected]>,
    [email protected] wrote:

    > In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.

    >
    >
    > What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?


    I want to know what happened to a through h? I am thinking that Big
    Oil probably bought the patents and killed them...



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