SLOW YOUR MINUTES DOWN INSTANTLY??????

a is there a certain way that you can slow you t-mobile minutes down??? like
of a ratio of 2 minutes out of 1??? i know there is alot of slide in the
tmobile talking procedures... but reply to this if you kow any
also.............. if anybody has a t-mobile sidekick for sale email ME
ASAP!!!! THANKS~!!!

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orlando wrote:
>> a is there a certain way that you can slow you t-mobile minutes
>> down??? like of a ratio of 2 minutes out of 1??? i know there is
>> alot of slide in the tmobile talking procedures... but reply to this
>> if you kow any also.............. if anybody has a t-mobile sidekick
>> for sale email ME ASAP!!!! THANKS~!!!

talk twice as fast as you normally do and your get your 2-for-1 minutes. you
can do this on every carrier, landline or wireless. hope that helps!

"Andy M --Tampa Bay--" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> orlando wrote:
> >> a is there a certain way that you can slow you t-mobile minutes
> >> down??? like of a ratio of 2 minutes out of 1??? i know there is
> >> alot of slide in the tmobile talking procedures... but reply to this
> >> if you kow any also.............. if anybody has a t-mobile sidekick
> >> for sale email ME ASAP!!!! THANKS~!!!
>
> talk twice as fast as you normally do and your get your 2-for-1 minutes.
you
> can do this on every carrier, landline or wireless. hope that helps!
>

nah i mean my cousin told me that you goto incoming calls and hold down
until they keep overlapping and then you just let go and if they are still
scrolling thru the number after you let go it should work
>

"orlando" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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<snip>
> nah i mean my cousin told me that you goto incoming calls and hold down
> until they keep overlapping and then you just let go and if they are still
> scrolling thru the number after you let go it should work

If your cousin told you the moon was made of green cheese, would you believe
that as well?

If the answer is yes, I've got a lovely bridge for sale - central London
location.

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Richard Colton wrote:
>> "orlando" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> <snip>
>>> nah i mean my cousin told me that you goto incoming calls and hold
>>> down until they keep overlapping and then you just let go and if
>>> they are still scrolling thru the number after you let go it should
>>> work
>>
>> If your cousin told you the moon was made of green cheese, would you
>> believe that as well?
>>
>> If the answer is yes, I've got a lovely bridge for sale - central
>> London location.
>>

Richard, how much for the bridge? Do I get a choice?

If so, I'd prefer one of the following:
1. Millenium Bridge so that i can put that to link clearwater to clearwater
beach (pedestrians only)
2. Waterloo Bridge so that i can put that in downtown Tampa on the
Hillsborough River
3. Tower Bridge that can be used to replace my driveway.
4. London Bridge, to go alongside the original one in Arizona.

Please quote amount, date of availability, packaging, shipping and handling
fees.

An alternate is you can just do the packaging, preferably shrink-wrap into a
2x3x6 foot cardboard box, so that i may collect it on my next visit to
London, UK.

With one of them bridges gone, the Thames river barge cruises will feel a
bit different. But hey, you can replace using Wayne Bridge. Voila!

Cheers!

Andy M - Tampa Bay

"Andy M --Tampa Bay--" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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<snip>
> Richard, how much for the bridge? Do I get a choice?
>
> If so, I'd prefer one of the following:
> 1. Millenium Bridge so that i can put that to link clearwater to
clearwater
> beach (pedestrians only)
> 2. Waterloo Bridge so that i can put that in downtown Tampa on the
> Hillsborough River
> 3. Tower Bridge that can be used to replace my driveway.
> 4. London Bridge, to go alongside the original one in Arizona.
>
> Please quote amount, date of availability, packaging, shipping and
handling
> fees.
>
> An alternate is you can just do the packaging, preferably shrink-wrap into
a
> 2x3x6 foot cardboard box, so that i may collect it on my next visit to
> London, UK.
>
> With one of them bridges gone, the Thames river barge cruises will feel a
> bit different. But hey, you can replace using Wayne Bridge. Voila!

Hi Andy

You can choose whichever bridge you like - I'm sure our President, sorry,
make that Prime Minister wouldn't notice one was missing as he seems to
spend more time over the pond with you lot anyway.

The price for any of the above bridges is fixed at $7,500,000 USD although a
discount could be negotiated for the Millenium Bridge due to its piss poor
design and general tendancy to give all and sundry seasickness, and shipping
could be arranged at your convenience (I've got some second class stamps
kicking around somewhere).

I'm afraid collection of the bridges is not an option unless payment is made
at least two weeks prior to collection. If you do wish to collect, please
arrange payment via Western Union, and upon arrival in the UK, simply
present yourself at 10 Downing Street (no-one important will be home as
usual, but I'm sure the Policeman on duty outside will be able to point you
in the right direction) with the invoice which will be provided.

Please note that we only accept payment for bridges via Western Union, and
if you would prefer we could ship via DHL (now where the hell did I put
publisher to create an invoice). If the shipment is made by DHL, we would
be willing to mark the outer wrapper that the package is a gift so you don't
get stung for import duty.

If you are interested, I also have a contact in Nigeria (who is an
ex-government minister and apparantly second cousin to God himself) who
would be willing to let you in on a very lucrative money-laundering
scam....err.... business opportunity.

All the best

P.S. Nice to meet a Merkin with a sense of humour! ;-)
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Richard Colton wrote:
>> P.S. Nice to meet a Merkin with a sense of humour! ;-)

Richard

Booyakasha (miss them old Ali G days)

That "Merkin" happens to be a Kenyan (3rd cousin, twice removed of that
Nigerian contact you have). I'm east-side, Nigerian is west-side. Just so
you know, the Ali G routine goes on with us too.

Thanks for the duty-evasion tip. Don't want the F B Aiiii to know.

Peace
Andy M - Tampa Bay