JF Mezei <[email protected]> trolled:

>If I go to :
>
>http://www.yellowpages.ca/searchBusiness.do
>
>It takes forever to get to the page that allows me to enter a
>request/city. And I have to have javascript enabled, otherwise the
>"city" input box is not generated.
>
>
>Obviously, when the weenies demoed the page to the yellow pages folks,
>they made sure they had a 3ghz PC so that the disgusting design
>inefficiency of the page wouldn't cause the meeting to p]ause for
>coffee/lunch waiting for the page to appear.
>
>I am curious at what Mhz PC speed would this page render quickly enough
>that people wouldn't complain ?


That's what you get for still accessing the net with your "son", that
hundred year old vax dinosaur piece of ****ware.

Stop masturbating 24 hours a day, get off your mother's
plastic-covered couch, go get a JOB, and you won't have time to be
posting such stupid trolls.

Who knows, you might even be able to save up enough eventually to buy
a decent computer.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
About
JF MEZEI

The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
sci.space.* newsgroups.

(Rev. August 3, 2005)

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1. Who is JF Mezei?

Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever
hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also
one of the longest running trolls in usenet history.

***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND
E-MAIL ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS
THEIR MESSAGES.***

If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor
the control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your
messages, forward a copies of them to:
a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m

See also http://www.usenetabuse.com

2. How long has he been trolling?

For well over a decade.

3. Where does he live?

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 992-0474
(514) 695-8259

His current e-mail addresses are:
j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v a x i n a t i o n . c a

His website is http://www.vaxination.ca .

4. What makes him such a malicious troll?

His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades
your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day
in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He
does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything
anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the
misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes
right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his
ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you
say!"

5. What does he troll about?

His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He
hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it
into a USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start
making lewd posts.

6. What does he hate about the USA?

Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have
a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a
happier, better, more successful version of their country and they
can't stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush
Regime", "the Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are
brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are
stupid" etc.

7. What about his sexual trolling?

Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre.
Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's
genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of
course) ... the list is endless.

8. Circumcision???

Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes
to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then.
Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor
Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was
born, as is the custom in most of the world. Growing up in Canada
where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was
psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he
arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of
circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a
free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to
masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin"
getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in
life to spread the circumcision gospel.

9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of
freaky.

Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the
subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls,
especially little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little
girls' hymens. He is also a tireless activist and advocate that
children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don't
grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".

He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit,
proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems.
Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their
little boys' penises.

10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the
minute! Are you sure about all this stuff?

Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a
decade full of Mezei trolling in there.

11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the
time like all trolls do?

Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known
trolling aliases.

12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he
work?

Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a
grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and
trolls the newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't
trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the
planes down the runway in his bike.

13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?

Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never
got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor
(i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been
able to outgrow.

14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about
them, is that true?

Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the
locker room. He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has
seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural
obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to
measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they
have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a case
of phimosis.

15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an
insane asylum!

Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin
foil hat world where others are out to get him. The key to
understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world
is out to get him, especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all
about.

What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail
system was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut,
spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at
the train yard like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to
aviation. Major events that made him fall head first deep into the
abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent
takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is he that
when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees
went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover
up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of
the crash investigation. He has never recovered from this.

16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!

His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken
seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and
social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the
good old vax days of yore. It's really pathetic!

17. Where else does he hang out?

can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky
computer groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he
invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and
trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap
he's so famous for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go
crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking
his wounds.

18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and
doesn't troll.

Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so
he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he
respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his
trolling activities from them so they won't find out what a major
netkook he is.

19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind
of psycho he is!

Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while
you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido
too. And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.

20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?

Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts
to:

a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
d n s a d m i n @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m

also http://www.usenetabuse.com

You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.

TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
330 Richmond St., Suite 205
Chatham, ON, Canada
N7M 1P7

And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups,
email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to
newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do
with Montreal or Canada, etc.


*** APPENDIX ***

List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the
years. This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to
compile a full list.

j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
j f m e z e i @ v l . v i d e o t r o n . c a
n o s p a m . j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
" j f m e z e i " @ v i d e o t r o n . c a [ n o s p a m ]

nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . c o m>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . n e t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . o r g>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n f o>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o t h i n g . n i l>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n u l l . d e v>

Janice Staples <[email protected]>
Lorenna Bobbit <lbobbit@ginsu_knives.com>
Lando Calrisian <[email protected]>
muklak <[email protected]>
Sheep skin <[email protected]>
snowy squirrel <[email protected]>
Conspiracy Theory <[email protected]>
Lou Raccoon <[email protected]>
Flapping Labias <[email protected]>
Throbbing vulva <[email protected]>
Twin Gonads <[email protected]>
Loose Scrotum <l*****[email protected]>
Raised Organ <[email protected]>
Popped Cherry <[email protected]>
Monica Lewinski <[email protected]>
Deep Fried Foreskin <[email protected]>
Aroma of Smegma <[email protected]>
Wet fart <[email protected]>
Pubic dandruff <[email protected]>
Voluptuous Nipple <[email protected]>
Inserted Finger <[email protected]>
Pubic Nair <[email protected]>
Flatulent Meatus <[email protected]>
Lihk Mhygroin <[email protected]>
Pre Khum <[email protected]>
Phi Mosis <[email protected]>
Bal Anatis <[email protected]>
Fren Ullum <[email protected]>
Ivanna Getlaid <[email protected]>
Ivanna Wankalot <[email protected]>
Ivanna Umpalot <[email protected]>
Wan Tnoneofit <[email protected]>
Wan Itbad <[email protected]>
Wan Towank <[email protected]>
Wan Tolik <[email protected]>
Testos Terone <[email protected]>
Upper Gonad <[email protected]>
Right Gonad <[email protected]>
Left Gonad <[email protected]>
Tyson's Glands <[email protected]>
Nose Hair <[email protected]>
Coronal Sulcus <[email protected]>
Corpus Cavernus <[email protected]>
Armpit moisture <[email protected]>
Onani Room <[email protected]>
Arnie's Banana <[email protected]>
Raised eyebrows <[email protected]>
Vas Deferens <[email protected]>
Naked Canuck <[email protected]>
Arni's socks <[email protected]>
Notable Exception <[email protected]>
Unpopped Cherry <[email protected]>
Tatooed Ovaries <[email protected]>
Pierced eyelid <[email protected]>
Limp Tomato <[email protected]>
Eggplant Earrings <[email protected]>
Banana Underpants <[email protected]>
Naval Lint <[email protected]>
Ingrown Toenail <[email protected]>
Empty Stomach <[email protected]>
Full Stomach <[email protected]>
Smelly Cat <[email protected]>
Torn Ligament <[email protected]>
Art Tistic <[email protected]>
Furry Raccoon <[email protected]>
Wet Racoon <[email protected]>
Mad Racoon <[email protected]>
Lazy Racoon <[email protected]>
Eaten Racoon <[email protected]>
Happy Raccoon <[email protected]>
Sleeping Racoon <[email protected]>
Hungry Racoon <[email protected]>
Horny Raccoon <[email protected]>
Smart Raccoon <[email protected]>
George W Raccoon <[email protected]>
Ronald McRaccoon <[email protected]>
Thirsty Raccoon <[email protected]>
Johnny Raccoon <[email protected]>
Oshi Santo <[email protected]>
Oishi Chinko <[email protected]>
T.Yellow <[email protected]>
Q <[email protected]>
Borg Queen <[email protected]>
Ronald Wilkerson <[email protected]>
John Balterman <[email protected]>

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