Dear John:
I sincerely apologise for living in the land down under.
It must be hard for you to understand that some of us live in a different
time frame.
Or maybe, it is your clock that is wrong.
All this time, you have been living several hours in the past.
I could, of course, set my clock four days forward and make myself prominent
at the top of the newsgroup, but I fail to see why I should bother.
I also don't see why I should change my clock to suit your mindset.
-mark