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    ß Ø ® G
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    George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:

    "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
    referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To which
    the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
    to
    have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

    George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
    then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
    have
    to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

    Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
    then?"

    The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again, Mr
    Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you
    are not an Emperor."

    Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
    you're doing quite nicely as a Country."


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    Dolphin Boy
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    Re: Bush Joke


    "ß Ø ® G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
    >
    > "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
    > referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To

    which
    > the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
    > to
    > have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
    >
    > George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
    > then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
    > have
    > to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
    >
    > Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
    > then?"
    >
    > The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again,

    Mr
    > Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and

    you
    > are not an Emperor."
    >
    > Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I

    think
    > you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
    >
    >

    LOL - nice one :-)





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    Treefrog
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    Re: Bush Joke

    "Dolphin Boy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    >
    > "ß Ø ® G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    > > George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
    > >
    > > "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
    > > referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To

    > which
    > > the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
    > > to
    > > have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
    > >
    > > George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
    > > then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
    > > have
    > > to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
    > >
    > > Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
    > > then?"
    > >
    > > The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again,

    > Mr
    > > Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and

    > you
    > > are not an Emperor."
    > >
    > > Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I

    > think
    > > you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
    > >
    > >

    > LOL - nice one :-)


    WOW, this is spreading real quick!
    Everybodies telling this today. Still damn funny though ;o)





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