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- 11-20-2003, 08:36 AM #1ß Ø ® GGuest
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To which
the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
have
to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
then?"
The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again, Mr
Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you
are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
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- 11-20-2003, 09:39 AM #2Dolphin BoyGuest
Re: Bush Joke
"ß Ø ® G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
>
> "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
> referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To
which
> the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
> to
> have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
>
> George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
> then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
> have
> to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
>
> Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
> then?"
>
> The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again,
Mr
> Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and
you
> are not an Emperor."
>
> Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I
think
> you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
>
>
LOL - nice one :-)
- 11-20-2003, 10:24 AM #3TreefrogGuest
Re: Bush Joke
"Dolphin Boy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "ß Ø ® G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
> >
> > "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
> > referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." To
> which
> > the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
> > to
> > have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
> >
> > George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
> > then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you
> > have
> > to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
> >
> > Bush thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire
> > then?"
> >
> > The Queen, getting a little peed off by now replied, " Sorry again,
> Mr
> > Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and
> you
> > are not an Emperor."
> >
> > Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I
> think
> > you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
> >
> >
> LOL - nice one :-)
WOW, this is spreading real quick!
Everybodies telling this today. Still damn funny though ;o)
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