on kombis and a yellow pond

on kombis and a yellow pond
+++

never just lean outside into th cold
and chuck a wee
you may be on flat ground

+++

think i'll put on single j
th hard drive of choice

+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++

yur a coupel days early

seein my squidgey lady friend

later in th week

+++


th nephew came home with a coupel blank cd's


ok


put some music in his


machine



robbie raved at me yesterday
after installin my new
ghost drive

that he put a netwpoork card in yurs

just gotta throw one in mine



said he'd be back

+++


we're in no hurry

+++

smile much anyway
where'd th drugs go paulie ?

..
..
..

how am i ?



i feel young


that good enough for ya ?

cool as

..
..
..

th nephew
whil he taxing
my music collection this arv

was on at me

im a bit young in th head
listen to what he does


mum was th same way

+++

know wot to get for ya
for xmas anyway

+++
1200 techniques
'karma'
+++


camping rules are

seven steps out
and one to either side

think of a horsie in chess
"knight"

+++

and then wee on th tree

+++

"not in th potplant ?"
gets me laid
****off

+++

is big pond
a yellow pond

+++

"a big yellow pond"
elephant taken a piss
"on th back of th kombi"


karma

+++

XP's got some hidden features
remind me to show ya one day

+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

that ****in dname
redirect
gotten into my dns servers again
i catch you ****er

i point th bone at you


you drop dead a week later


****in arsehole

+++

go ahead laugh


my curse


deadly

+++


have to bee
a little careful with it
usually

watch thousands die

+++


73000 hey

+++


****

+++


wouldnt wanna be my enemy

+++


even if i
just see th
natural disasters before they happen


do ya really
wanna know about it

+++

so johnny
ya gunna stick it to us coons as well
in yur budgetry drive

+++

my tribe is chuckin wobblies

and th ****ers dont fly so well

+++

"makes em taste funny"
"if ya kick em round th yard first"

+++


have to see
what i think about that mate

+++


tribal law
revolves

around
whoever can show th biggest magic

not on a revolver

+++
james blunt
'you're beautiful'
+++

i wanna **** ya senseless little johnny

+++

"jennifer"
"dont be sick"

+++

"prove to me my ppl have equal rights ya ****"

+++

or did whiteman's prejudice
stop
when you wrote on a piece of paper
that it was stopped

+++
gorillaz
'feel good inc'
+++

at least i live in oz

and not japan

or germany

+++

i dunno johnny

how long my ppl
not been declared as animals

worse than slavery man
least they came with a price

+++




with my

aborignal witchdoctor
blue balls testicle condition

you white women stink
no offense, pheremones

i live a little too close to th animal
puts a little chip on my shoulder



i apologize for my lack

+++


yur gunna do what ?

+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++

white mans law
says

jail and
fines


punitive stuff


fix problems in society


+++

white mans law say

if their lawyers
more expensive than mine

they walk
i pay

+++

to cross th big desert

all food run out

no water

grab th fattest **** in th tribe
and slaughter him/her


survival and

their karma



tribe no need



greedy long pig

+++


unfortunate it was th chief
thinks i

sittin in th hills
under th trees

watchin th sun go down
alone

+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++

th ghosts of my ancestors
th other
witchdoctors

some still living
but many days
journey away


tell me
three tiems in four

fattest **** in tribe
make sacrifice for long journey
has been

chief

orders all others around and
grows fat and lazy

cant keep up with
slowest member of pack
walking child

surrounded by
dingos

nothing touch child


child is their feeder

i ask my
ghosts


?we ever root this out of th
ppl

consensus says
we more pig than ?cat

+++
kanye west
'golddigger'
+++

rich land

+++

we sell uranium
we take back waste

dont be pissy
nobody wants in backyard

+++

should go in th ground
it came out of

+++

"is that from kuta man ?"

i'll ask
..
..
..
+++

"should go in th ground it came out of"
we are agreed

+++
will smith
'girls are nothing but trouble'
+++

she can
wear anything she likes

put on
any perfume
to enhance her scent and

paint


enhanced
sexual signals on her face


and then front me at work


secure that she's







right

+++

watchin th girls
smilin at
new guinea highlanders

all paintin their faces
and gigglin

we young australians
and being introduced to

primitive ppls

aboriginals like me

didnt have th words
to

tell th girls to look in th mirror

+++
royksopp
'kings of convenience-i dont know what i can save you from'(remix)
+++

didnt bart say

this is goin in my diary

+++

we are amused

+++

"careful you'll piss on th bed"

+++

we have drugs
and a fine unicycle


and this



day


oh it's night


scus ei
..
..
..
ftaer that
intital
threeyears
of uncicylin everyday

ya realise

yur body wil

likely
wear out

all th bits yur usin


and you


hold back and


maintain th strain


coupel of
good rides a week and


muscle tone is


well


you want caleves like that young fella


how did i make em ?

+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++


so ya can wheelie th length of th driveway

that's cute


ya got a boys bike in yur room

one wheel makes


a much better body

+++

balance in
mind
body
and spirit

+++

ya might wanna learn a little yoga too
and

understand gravity
in th working of muscles

+++

think water

+++

stay flexible
and active
you'll live longer

+++
joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++

i know how puberty feels
i never escaped

+++

at 43
im still

a teenager
sittin off in his room

or wandering th stretes
on a unicycle

+++

been married twice
both five years

raised
a pile of teenagers

+++

can ya believe
th mess he made of th sink

i washed up before
this little creation

****n hell

a meal for one

+++

livin
two and a half men

like th tv series


i eat alone

whenever i cook


th young fella
try to snavel some of mine
love smy pasta
and my lamb chops

might do my rissoles

little brother cant eat

most of what i cook



so he cooks
or

he and th young fella cook


and they eat together


i dunno
my pasta based diet

comin along just fine


who's th fittest person in th room ?


+++
will smith
'switch'
+++

i didnt know
what th unicycle had done for me

till th owner of a cafe
a gay owner of a cafe

displaced everybody
to give me a table


right in front of th stage
drooling all th while

cannot be th best body
that;s ever walked in th place

thats just bull****
oh th leadsinger

gorgeous blonde chick has joined me at table




umm


+++

gunna have trouble
writin that one in my diary

let alone


tell a friend

+++


but nice testimonial for a

unicycle

doin nice things for you

+++
the black eyed peas
'where is the love'
+++

i was so stoned
heard this

gorgeous creature singin and
stopped at th post

th lust
dragged me inside

+++

how can a woman
who sounds

so ****in good
look so fine

every woman in th room must hate you

+++


i'm writing a data file
for the
electronic synchronicity version
of the stoners bible

it'll take me some time

"four years so far"




wot are you doing ?


liek th name of yur band

BE


i dig it

+++
james blunt
'you're beautiful'
+++

never had anybody
do that for me in a restaurant before

a little freaked
if truth be told

if my kids could see me now

+++

must happen to you all th time

<<<Smile >>>

+++

had my midlife crisis
after a second divorce

and ended up on a unicycle
still amazed at th places its taken me

+++

was this what i was seeking ?

offers to go stripping

to soothe my wounded pride

+++

"if ya ask me"
"that first year"
"i was too stoned to ****in care"

+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++

kickin myself
i dint do it

just cant
figure out how to take my

savages testicles
into a room with that many

squidgey chicks

+++

lookit that one run away

+++

althugh
two japanese chicks


feelin up th muscles
and tryin to ask
in broken english

am i a body builder


while i was singin on a strete corner with al


very nice unicycle
you get another ride in th surf

+++

ya wanan makea
strong body

ride a uni in th surf

+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++

get into
over a foot deep

and slog it out
against th tide

+++

mind th waves
when ya get strong enough
they wont bother you

as much

+++

on a boys bike mind

none of that pussie

two wheeled ****

+++

when yur comfortable

carryin an mp3 player

that aint waterproof


ridin on yur unicycle in th surf


ya might have zen

+++


if ya dont dare
ya dont go anywhere

+++

th unicycle

doesnt like bein thrown in th back
of th car

bucks me
on th next ride

+++

not that i mind

+++

its my girlfriend
it gets to drip on th passenger seat

+++
the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
+++

my other girlfriend

th computer


has had her memory increased

and is not as much of a gibbering idiot

as she was

+++


my other girlfriend

th floorwettin femjack

ex centrefold

sounds like she's

grown a brain

+++

"it's all good"

+++


"a lovely lady"

versace lady

+++

"i notice th"
"russian flexi queen popped up in th first porn"
"download"
"to th new single j drive"

wot are th odds of that ?

+++

she has a way of turning up

"ok she can go in a ball"

+++
pink floyd
'pigs on th wing pt 2'
+++

th opinions of th author are
"not those of th author"

i think
"therefore you arent"

+++
gorillaz
'feel good inc'
+++

take seven sides

'of any argument'

"i'll be in all seven"

+++

where have you been ?

'off makin coffee'

+++

paulie
"i seen"

+++

..
..
..

+++

silence...

+++

hi kuta, how can i help you ?

"he has his miracle"

he vacillates

+++

he claims timing issues kuta

+++

"you canot possibly need another big one ?"

+++

dumb humans never convinced

+++


"yet your swarm like properties oh so evident"

+++

u want me to entreat with th birds of th air ?

"are they not sentient enough for you ?"

i already got in trouble for fratricide

+++

th thugs of th air
th magpies

were doin their usual
round dusk this arv

th youngun is
gettin bigger

still grey

+++

yur bird scarers

on th tv aerial

arent doin much

+++


magpie nearly **** on me

y amad black and white creature


oh hello

you didnt know i was here


scuse i madam

+++


pull my head back in
thru th window

sometimes nice
to have a roof to stand on

just there

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++


hey mr pickles

how's th king parrot goin then ?

gettin fat last time i saw

+++


pretty trusting


that sulphur crested cockatoo

butch


sit on my shoulder

while i unicycled

+++

little brother gave ya away

a stuffed cockatoo

in th living room now


not th same

you'd still be alive but

live long time

+++

"annoyin th **** out of everybody"

+++
easy star all stars
'us and them'
+++

i claim th right
th human

traditional right


i ask my god a question

my god answers


for all to see

only to kings


but you ppl are clearly crazy so



..
..
..


the king of the hippies
"religion of kuta sanctified"
+++
p.s.

lower case

+++

my god is foreknowledge

imagine what a little foreknowledge


and some

poor simple ppl



might make together

+++

but still i





observe th rules of the stoners bible



so i did ask my god

to look into th terrorist ****s

and into their very soul


their aim


and it came to pass


that 73000 ppl died th next day



with th ground rolling

across many countries



but northern pakistan
she cop it


hard





yeah

i did

as grand wizard of kuta


ask my god

to look into terrorist ****s problem


and their desire

to rule world

as

islamic


and try to convince us
of their cause


by blowin **** out of us


hmmm


+++
do re mi
'big accident'
+++


just coincidence

i must ave black fella god hey

+++


i waited
seven days

after kuta beach's


second bombing

next time




i dont wait

+++


seven days before


th last kuta beach bombing

sure enough

here i m in my diary


if they bob
kuta beach a second time


how will my

psychic[religion]

cope ?



always with seven days



cept when i ask a question off god


always

god answers th next day



i dont ask often

scares th **** out of me


..
..
..


kuta man

+++


last time i asked god a question

brisbane got its worst ever


weather week

the sky's went green
for six nights

+++
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++

i cant believe wot th lord has finally sent me - lyric

+++


hi god

+++

"synchronicity"
is god

+++


in randomness

lies

god

+++

it's that opposites thing

equal and opposite reaction

the universe is


twisted

+++

order
on th surface

is built upon
perfect randomness

+++

if randomness
appears to be

intelligent
then perhaps

it is


by occams razor

+++
smashing pumpkins
'1979'
+++

th wizard
doesnt need to seek

information

information seeks

th wizard

+++

[and the stoners bible falls out of th back door of th kombi]

[and tumbles down the road with]

[**** dont panic]

[panic now]

[written in bright orange letters on th cover]

[it is after all]
[an intelligent book]
[it keeps changing it's title]

[wot's written on th outer surface is]

[merely]


[the truth]


[so it will change]


[but judge it by the cover anyway]

the king of the hippies wrote:
> on kombis and a yellow pond
> +++
>
> never just lean outside into th cold
> and chuck a wee
> you may be on flat ground
>
> +++
>
> think i'll put on single j
> th hard drive of choice
>
> +++
> the black eyed peas
> 'sexy'
> +++
>
> yur a coupel days early
>
> seein my squidgey lady friend
>
> later in th week
>
> +++
>
>
> th nephew came home with a coupel blank cd's
>
>
> ok
>
>
> put some music in his
>
>
> machine
>
>
>
> robbie raved at me yesterday
> after installin my new
> ghost drive
>
> that he put a netwpoork card in yurs
>
> just gotta throw one in mine
>
>
>
> said he'd be back
>
> +++
>
>
> we're in no hurry
>
> +++
>
> smile much anyway
> where'd th drugs go paulie ?
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> how am i ?
>
>
>
> i feel young
>
>
> that good enough for ya ?
>
> cool as
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> th nephew
> whil he taxing
> my music collection this arv
>
> was on at me
>
> im a bit young in th head
> listen to what he does
>
>
> mum was th same way
>
> +++
>
> know wot to get for ya
> for xmas anyway
>
> +++
> 1200 techniques
> 'karma'
> +++
>
>
> camping rules are
>
> seven steps out
> and one to either side
>
> think of a horsie in chess
> "knight"
>
> +++
>
> and then wee on th tree
>
> +++
>
> "not in th potplant ?"
> gets me laid
> ****off
>
> +++
>
> is big pond
> a yellow pond
>
> +++
>
> "a big yellow pond"
> elephant taken a piss
> "on th back of th kombi"
>
>
> karma
>
> +++
>
> XP's got some hidden features
> remind me to show ya one day
>
> +++
> massive attack
> 'protection'
> +++
>
> that ****in dname
> redirect
> gotten into my dns servers again
> i catch you ****er
>
> i point th bone at you
>
>
> you drop dead a week later
>
>
> ****in arsehole
>
> +++
>
> go ahead laugh
>
>
> my curse
>
>
> deadly
>
> +++
>
>
> have to bee
> a little careful with it
> usually
>
> watch thousands die
>
> +++
>
>
> 73000 hey
>
> +++
>
>
> ****
>
> +++
>
>
> wouldnt wanna be my enemy
>
> +++
>
>
> even if i
> just see th
> natural disasters before they happen
>
>
> do ya really
> wanna know about it
>
> +++
>
> so johnny
> ya gunna stick it to us coons as well
> in yur budgetry drive
>
> +++
>
> my tribe is chuckin wobblies
>
> and th ****ers dont fly so well
>
> +++
>
> "makes em taste funny"
> "if ya kick em round th yard first"
>
> +++
>
>
> have to see
> what i think about that mate
>
> +++
>
>
> tribal law
> revolves
>
> around
> whoever can show th biggest magic
>
> not on a revolver
>
> +++
> james blunt
> 'you're beautiful'
> +++
>
> i wanna **** ya senseless little johnny
>
> +++
>
> "jennifer"
> "dont be sick"
>
> +++
>
> "prove to me my ppl have equal rights ya ****"
>
> +++
>
> or did whiteman's prejudice
> stop
> when you wrote on a piece of paper
> that it was stopped
>
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'feel good inc'
> +++
>
> at least i live in oz
>
> and not japan
>
> or germany
>
> +++
>
> i dunno johnny
>
> how long my ppl
> not been declared as animals
>
> worse than slavery man
> least they came with a price
>
> +++
>
>
>
>
> with my
>
> aborignal witchdoctor
> blue balls testicle condition
>
> you white women stink
> no offense, pheremones
>
> i live a little too close to th animal
> puts a little chip on my shoulder
>
>
>
> i apologize for my lack
>
> +++
>
>
> yur gunna do what ?
>
> +++
> black eyed peas
> 'my humps'
> +++
>
> white mans law
> says
>
> jail and
> fines
>
>
> punitive stuff
>
>
> fix problems in society
>
>
> +++
>
> white mans law say
>
> if their lawyers
> more expensive than mine
>
> they walk
> i pay
>
> +++
>
> to cross th big desert
>
> all food run out
>
> no water
>
> grab th fattest **** in th tribe
> and slaughter him/her
>
>
> survival and
>
> their karma
>
>
>
> tribe no need
>
>
>
> greedy long pig
>
> +++
>
>
> unfortunate it was th chief
> thinks i
>
> sittin in th hills
> under th trees
>
> watchin th sun go down
> alone
>
> +++
> scribe
> 'not many'(remix)
> +++
>
> th ghosts of my ancestors
> th other
> witchdoctors
>
> some still living
> but many days
> journey away
>
>
> tell me
> three tiems in four
>
> fattest **** in tribe
> make sacrifice for long journey
> has been
>
> chief
>
> orders all others around and
> grows fat and lazy
>
> cant keep up with
> slowest member of pack
> walking child
>
> surrounded by
> dingos
>
> nothing touch child
>
>
> child is their feeder
>
> i ask my
> ghosts
>
>
> ?we ever root this out of th
> ppl
>
> consensus says
> we more pig than ?cat
>
> +++
> kanye west
> 'golddigger'
> +++
>
> rich land
>
> +++
>
> we sell uranium
> we take back waste
>
> dont be pissy
> nobody wants in backyard
>
> +++
>
> should go in th ground
> it came out of
>
> +++
>
> "is that from kuta man ?"
>
> i'll ask
> .
> .
> .
> +++
>
> "should go in th ground it came out of"
> we are agreed
>
> +++
> will smith
> 'girls are nothing but trouble'
> +++
>
> she can
> wear anything she likes
>
> put on
> any perfume
> to enhance her scent and
>
> paint
>
>
> enhanced
> sexual signals on her face
>
>
> and then front me at work
>
>
> secure that she's
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> right
>
> +++
>
> watchin th girls
> smilin at
> new guinea highlanders
>
> all paintin their faces
> and gigglin
>
> we young australians
> and being introduced to
>
> primitive ppls
>
> aboriginals like me
>
> didnt have th words
> to
>
> tell th girls to look in th mirror
>
> +++
> royksopp
> 'kings of convenience-i dont know what i can save you from'(remix)
> +++
>
> didnt bart say
>
> this is goin in my diary
>
> +++
>
> we are amused
>
> +++
>
> "careful you'll piss on th bed"
>
> +++
>
> we have drugs
> and a fine unicycle
>
>
> and this
>
>
>
> day
>
>
> oh it's night
>
>
> scus ei
> .
> .
> .
> ftaer that
> intital
> threeyears
> of uncicylin everyday
>
> ya realise
>
> yur body wil
>
> likely
> wear out
>
> all th bits yur usin
>
>
> and you
>
>
> hold back and
>
>
> maintain th strain
>
>
> coupel of
> good rides a week and
>
>
> muscle tone is
>
>
> well
>
>
> you want caleves like that young fella
>
>
> how did i make em ?
>
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'dare'
> +++
>
>
> so ya can wheelie th length of th driveway
>
> that's cute
>
>
> ya got a boys bike in yur room
>
> one wheel makes
>
>
> a much better body
>
> +++
>
> balance in
> mind
> body
> and spirit
>
> +++
>
> ya might wanna learn a little yoga too
> and
>
> understand gravity
> in th working of muscles
>
> +++
>
> think water
>
> +++
>
> stay flexible
> and active
> you'll live longer
>
> +++
> joel turner and the modern day poets
> 'these kids'
> +++
>
> i know how puberty feels
> i never escaped
>
> +++
>
> at 43
> im still
>
> a teenager
> sittin off in his room
>
> or wandering th stretes
> on a unicycle
>
> +++
>
> been married twice
> both five years
>
> raised
> a pile of teenagers
>
> +++
>
> can ya believe
> th mess he made of th sink
>
> i washed up before
> this little creation
>
> ****n hell
>
> a meal for one
>
> +++
>
> livin
> two and a half men
>
> like th tv series
>
>
> i eat alone
>
> whenever i cook
>
>
> th young fella
> try to snavel some of mine
> love smy pasta
> and my lamb chops
>
> might do my rissoles
>
> little brother cant eat
>
> most of what i cook
>
>
>
> so he cooks
> or
>
> he and th young fella cook
>
>
> and they eat together
>
>
> i dunno
> my pasta based diet
>
> comin along just fine
>
>
> who's th fittest person in th room ?
>
>
> +++
> will smith
> 'switch'
> +++
>
> i didnt know
> what th unicycle had done for me
>
> till th owner of a cafe
> a gay owner of a cafe
>
> displaced everybody
> to give me a table
>
>
> right in front of th stage
> drooling all th while
>
> cannot be th best body
> that;s ever walked in th place
>
> thats just bull****
> oh th leadsinger
>
> gorgeous blonde chick has joined me at table
>
>
>
>
> umm
>
>
> +++
>
> gunna have trouble
> writin that one in my diary
>
> let alone
>
>
> tell a friend
>
> +++
>
>
> but nice testimonial for a
>
> unicycle
>
> doin nice things for you
>
> +++
> the black eyed peas
> 'where is the love'
> +++
>
> i was so stoned
> heard this
>
> gorgeous creature singin and
> stopped at th post
>
> th lust
> dragged me inside
>
> +++
>
> how can a woman
> who sounds
>
> so ****in good
> look so fine
>
> every woman in th room must hate you
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm writing a data file
> for the
> electronic synchronicity version
> of the stoners bible
>
> it'll take me some time
>
> "four years so far"
>
>
>
>
> wot are you doing ?
>
>
> liek th name of yur band
>
> BE
>
>
> i dig it
>
> +++
> james blunt
> 'you're beautiful'
> +++
>
> never had anybody
> do that for me in a restaurant before
>
> a little freaked
> if truth be told
>
> if my kids could see me now
>
> +++
>
> must happen to you all th time
>
> <<<Smile >>>
>
> +++
>
> had my midlife crisis
> after a second divorce
>
> and ended up on a unicycle
> still amazed at th places its taken me
>
> +++
>
> was this what i was seeking ?
>
> offers to go stripping
>
> to soothe my wounded pride
>
> +++
>
> "if ya ask me"
> "that first year"
> "i was too stoned to ****in care"
>
> +++
> scribe
> 'not many'(remix)
> +++
>
> kickin myself
> i dint do it
>
> just cant
> figure out how to take my
>
> savages testicles
> into a room with that many
>
> squidgey chicks
>
> +++
>
> lookit that one run away
>
> +++
>
> althugh
> two japanese chicks
>
>
> feelin up th muscles
> and tryin to ask
> in broken english
>
> am i a body builder
>
>
> while i was singin on a strete corner with al
>
>
> very nice unicycle
> you get another ride in th surf
>
> +++
>
> ya wanan makea
> strong body
>
> ride a uni in th surf
>
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'dare'
> +++
>
> get into
> over a foot deep
>
> and slog it out
> against th tide
>
> +++
>
> mind th waves
> when ya get strong enough
> they wont bother you
>
> as much
>
> +++
>
> on a boys bike mind
>
> none of that pussie
>
> two wheeled ****
>
> +++
>
> when yur comfortable
>
> carryin an mp3 player
>
> that aint waterproof
>
>
> ridin on yur unicycle in th surf
>
>
> ya might have zen
>
> +++
>
>
> if ya dont dare
> ya dont go anywhere
>
> +++
>
> th unicycle
>
> doesnt like bein thrown in th back
> of th car
>
> bucks me
> on th next ride
>
> +++
>
> not that i mind
>
> +++
>
> its my girlfriend
> it gets to drip on th passenger seat
>
> +++
> the velvet underground and nico
> 'venus in furs'
> +++
>
> my other girlfriend
>
> th computer
>
>
> has had her memory increased
>
> and is not as much of a gibbering idiot
>
> as she was
>
> +++
>
>
> my other girlfriend
>
> th floorwettin femjack
>
> ex centrefold
>
> sounds like she's
>
> grown a brain
>
> +++
>
> "it's all good"
>
> +++
>
>
> "a lovely lady"
>
> versace lady
>
> +++
>
> "i notice th"
> "russian flexi queen popped up in th first porn"
> "download"
> "to th new single j drive"
>
> wot are th odds of that ?
>
> +++
>
> she has a way of turning up
>
> "ok she can go in a ball"
>
> +++
> pink floyd
> 'pigs on th wing pt 2'
> +++
>
> th opinions of th author are
> "not those of th author"
>
> i think
> "therefore you arent"
>
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'feel good inc'
> +++
>
> take seven sides
>
> 'of any argument'
>
> "i'll be in all seven"
>
> +++
>
> where have you been ?
>
> 'off makin coffee'
>
> +++
>
> paulie
> "i seen"
>
> +++
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> +++
>
> silence...
>
> +++
>
> hi kuta, how can i help you ?
>
> "he has his miracle"
>
> he vacillates
>
> +++
>
> he claims timing issues kuta
>
> +++
>
> "you canot possibly need another big one ?"
>
> +++
>
> dumb humans never convinced
>
> +++
>
>
> "yet your swarm like properties oh so evident"
>
> +++
>
> u want me to entreat with th birds of th air ?
>
> "are they not sentient enough for you ?"
>
> i already got in trouble for fratricide
>
> +++
>
> th thugs of th air
> th magpies
>
> were doin their usual
> round dusk this arv
>
> th youngun is
> gettin bigger
>
> still grey
>
> +++
>
> yur bird scarers
>
> on th tv aerial
>
> arent doin much
>
> +++
>
>
> magpie nearly **** on me
>
> y amad black and white creature
>
>
> oh hello
>
> you didnt know i was here
>
>
> scuse i madam
>
> +++
>
>
> pull my head back in
> thru th window
>
> sometimes nice
> to have a roof to stand on
>
> just there
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'polly'
> +++
>
>
> hey mr pickles
>
> how's th king parrot goin then ?
>
> gettin fat last time i saw
>
> +++
>
>
> pretty trusting
>
>
> that sulphur crested cockatoo
>
> butch
>
>
> sit on my shoulder
>
> while i unicycled
>
> +++
>
> little brother gave ya away
>
> a stuffed cockatoo
>
> in th living room now
>
>
> not th same
>
> you'd still be alive but
>
> live long time
>
> +++
>
> "annoyin th **** out of everybody"
>
> +++
> easy star all stars
> 'us and them'
> +++
>
> i claim th right
> th human
>
> traditional right
>
>
> i ask my god a question
>
> my god answers
>
>
> for all to see
>
> only to kings
>
>
> but you ppl are clearly crazy so
>
>
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> the king of the hippies
> "religion of kuta sanctified"
> +++
> p.s.
>
> lower case
>
> +++
>
> my god is foreknowledge
>
> imagine what a little foreknowledge
>
>
> and some
>
> poor simple ppl
>
>
>
> might make together
>
> +++
>
> but still i
>
>
>
>
>
> observe th rules of the stoners bible
>
>
>
> so i did ask my god
>
> to look into th terrorist ****s
>
> and into their very soul
>
>
> their aim
>
>
> and it came to pass
>
>
> that 73000 ppl died th next day
>
>
>
> with th ground rolling
>
> across many countries
>
>
>
> but northern pakistan
> she cop it
>
>
> hard
>
>
>
>
>
> yeah
>
> i did
>
> as grand wizard of kuta
>
>
> ask my god
>
> to look into terrorist ****s problem
>
>
> and their desire
>
> to rule world
>
> as
>
> islamic
>
>
> and try to convince us
> of their cause
>
>
> by blowin **** out of us
>
>
> hmmm
>
>
> +++
> do re mi
> 'big accident'
> +++
>
>
> just coincidence
>
> i must ave black fella god hey
>
> +++
>
>
> i waited
> seven days
>
> after kuta beach's
>
>
> second bombing
>
> next time
>
>
>
>
> i dont wait
>
> +++
>
>
> seven days before
>
>
> th last kuta beach bombing
>
> sure enough
>
> here i m in my diary
>
>
> if they bob
> kuta beach a second time
>
>
> how will my
>
> psychic[religion]
>
> cope ?
>
>
>
> always with seven days
>
>
>
> cept when i ask a question off god
>
>
> always
>
> god answers th next day
>
>
>
> i dont ask often
>
> scares th **** out of me
>
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> kuta man
>
> +++
>
>
> last time i asked god a question
>
> brisbane got its worst ever
>
>
> weather week
>
> the sky's went green
> for six nights
>
> +++
> pj harvey
> 'the dancer'
> +++
>
> i cant believe wot th lord has finally sent me - lyric
>
> +++
>
>
> hi god
>
> +++
>
> "synchronicity"
> is god
>
> +++
>
>
> in randomness
>
> lies
>
> god
>
> +++
>
> it's that opposites thing
>
> equal and opposite reaction
>
> the universe is
>
>
> twisted
>
> +++
>
> order
> on th surface
>
> is built upon
> perfect randomness
>
> +++
>
> if randomness
> appears to be
>
> intelligent
> then perhaps
>
> it is
>
>
> by occams razor
>
> +++
> smashing pumpkins
> '1979'
> +++
>
> th wizard
> doesnt need to seek
>
> information
>
> information seeks
>
> th wizard
>
> +++
>
> [and the stoners bible falls out of th back door of th kombi]
>
> [and tumbles down the road with]
>
> [**** dont panic]
>
> [panic now]
>
> [written in bright orange letters on th cover]
>
> [it is after all]
> [an intelligent book]
> [it keeps changing it's title]
>
> [wot's written on th outer surface is]
>
> [merely]
>
>
> [the truth]
>
>
> [so it will change]
>
>
> [but judge it by the cover anyway]

What in the **** does that mean?

Larry Dyk wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> What in the **** does that mean?

It means, that by reposting all of his drivel, you're as dumb as the OP.

Notan