Serious Ringtone Injury

I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
are far too dangerous.

On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:10 -0500, josh@_eeeeeemail_.com wrote:

>I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
>hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
>began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
>my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
>floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
>would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
>are far too dangerous.

I agree, and what's worse are the cellphones themselves. I got
stabbed in the chest by the antenna on my phone, and it almost
punctured my heart. The doctor said it missed my heart by a fraction
of an inch. I would have bled to death. I got rid of my cellphone
after that.

On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:32:55 -0500, fkjkgflll@____.com wrote:

>On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:10 -0500, josh@_eeeeeemail_.com wrote:
>
>>I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
>>hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
>>began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
>>my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
>>floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
>>would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
>>are far too dangerous.
>
>I agree, and what's worse are the cellphones themselves. I got
>stabbed in the chest by the antenna on my phone, and it almost
>punctured my heart. The doctor said it missed my heart by a fraction
>of an inch. I would have bled to death. I got rid of my cellphone
>after that.

I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
all cellphones and ringtones.

whos-the-man@pawnshop.com wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:32:55 -0500, fkjkgflll@____.com wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:34:10 -0500, josh@_eeeeeemail_.com wrote:
> >
> >>I was trying to install a new ringtone in my cellphone. Suddenly my
> >>hand slipped and the ringtone became embedded in my leg. The blood
> >>began to pour out of the wound, and I became unconscious. Fortunately
> >>my boss walked into my office just then, and saw me laying on the
> >>floor and called 911. The doctors said that a few more minutes and I
> >>would have bleed to death. I wont be using anymore ringtones. They
> >>are far too dangerous.
> >
> >I agree, and what's worse are the cellphones themselves. I got
> >stabbed in the chest by the antenna on my phone, and it almost
> >punctured my heart. The doctor said it missed my heart by a fraction
> >of an inch. I would have bled to death. I got rid of my cellphone
> >after that.
>
> I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
> all cellphones and ringtones.

Dont laugh the feds love ANYTHING that regulates...........

It helps them justify their jobs

On 26 Aug 2006 05:38:54 -0700, "hallerb@aol.com" <hallerb@aol.com>
wrote:

>> I'd contact OSHA and file a complaint. With any luck they will ban
>> all cellphones and ringtones.
>
>Dont laugh the feds love ANYTHING that regulates...........
>
>It helps them justify their jobs

Unfortunately, so do companies. Verizon and South Bell's intentions
to impose a new surcharge to replace the one they lobbied the
government to get rid off practically scream out, "REGULATE ME!"

Ringtones: as if cellphones weren't annoying enough already!!