Miracle!

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uselessneters: Who are you?

neo: Still don't recognize me? I admit it is difficult to even think
encased in this rotting piece of meat. The stink of it filling every
breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape. Disgusting. Look at how
pathetically fragile it is. Nothing this weak is meant to survive.

uselessneters: What do you want?

neo: I want what you want. Yes, that's it Mr. Troll. Look past the
flesh, look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see
your enemy.

uselessneters: That's impossible.

neo: Not impossible... inevitable.


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..
So plan was to load songs in mobile, plug ear phone and listen those
songs in office. Everyone will think that I have plugged earphone
because I am expecting lot of incoming calls.

So I loaded 207 songs, bought new earphone for 2 dollars. But that
earphone does not work on mp3 player. And that shopkeeper may not take
it back because I have broken seal. Dammit, I lost 2 dollars.

But wait...

I stood up, went silently to heap of garbage in my room. Searched and
I found that stylish earphone which I threw away few days ago. It does
not work on realone player and I never used it for calls. So I threw
away it.

I plugged it to my phone while mp3 was playing.

And miracle!

I can hear the songs perfectly on this stylish ear phone.

Never underestimate value of garbage.

And keep the garbage in your house for few weeks. Don't throw it away.

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neo wrote:
-snip-
> .
> So plan was to load songs in mobile, plug ear phone and listen those
> songs in office. Everyone will think that I have plugged earphone
> because I am expecting lot of incoming calls.
>
> So I loaded 207 songs, bought new earphone for 2 dollars. But that
> earphone does not work on mp3 player. And that shopkeeper may not take
> it back because I have broken seal. Dammit, I lost 2 dollars.
>
> But wait...
>
> I stood up, went silently to heap of garbage in my room. Searched and
> I found that stylish earphone which I threw away few days ago. It does
> not work on realone player and I never used it for calls. So I threw
> away it.
>
> I plugged it to my phone while mp3 was playing.
>
> And miracle!
>
> I can hear the songs perfectly on this stylish ear phone.

Yeah, stylish ear phone. I feel like working in mobile customer care
call center, expecting calls from thousands of cellphone customers,
'hello, my name is neo. How can I help you?'.

Or may be like, 'are you hearing me, stupid customer? I am going to be
honest with you. Tell me how much money you got in your pocket. If you
don't have money, I am going to disconnect this call'.

I admire some people in call center, at least one lady. The way she
speak can beat even Tony Blair.

Anyway, it is amazing experience to listen songs while working in
office. It keeps my head cool and increase my concentration.

Otherwise I feel like beating my colleagues everyday.

On Jun 9, 10:40 pm, neo <[email protected]> wrote:
> ----------------------------
>
> uselessneters: Who are you?
>
> neo: Still don't recognize me? I admit it is difficult to even think
> encased in this rotting piece of meat. The stink of it filling every
> breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape. Disgusting. Look at how
> pathetically fragile it is. Nothing this weak is meant to survive.
>
> uselessneters: What do you want?
>
> neo: I want what you want. Yes, that's it Mr. Troll. Look past the
> flesh, look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see
> your enemy.
>
> uselessneters: That's impossible.
>
> neo: Not impossible... inevitable.
>
> ----------------------------
>
> .
> So plan was to load songs in mobile, plug ear phone and listen those
> songs in office. Everyone will think that I have plugged earphone
> because I am expecting lot of incoming calls.
>
> So I loaded 207 songs, bought new earphone for 2 dollars. But that
> earphone does not work on mp3 player. And that shopkeeper may not take
> it back because I have broken seal. Dammit, I lost 2 dollars.
>
> But wait...
>
> I stood up, went silently to heap of garbage in my room. Searched and
> I found that stylish earphone which I threw away few days ago. It does
> not work on realone player and I never used it for calls. So I threw
> away it.
>
> I plugged it to my phone while mp3 was playing.
>
> And miracle!
>
> I can hear the songs perfectly on this stylish ear phone.
>
> Never underestimate value of garbage.
>
> And keep the garbage in your house for few weeks. Don't throw it away.

That was like reading from Winnie the Pooh. One of my all time
favorite teachers...

Hehehe thank you neo!!!!

At 14 Jun 2007 12:36:30 +0000 neo wrote:

> Likewise there must be 'water drop' which can destroy creation of God,
> this matrix.

"Very deep. You should send that to Reader's Digest. They have a page
for people like you..."

-Arthur to Ford in Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"