Taking it up the butt

I heard about a guy who shoved a cellphone up his asshole because he
liked the feeling of the vibrator inside his ass. Then he got on
every telemarketing list he could so he could feel the sensation. Do
any of you happen to be this guy? What happens when you fart? What
happens if the cellphone batteries ignite the gas?

<JustinTimberlake@aol.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:18:29 -0600, oldgassygut@upthebutt.com wrote:
> >I heard about a guy who shoved a cellphone up his asshole because he
> >liked the feeling of the vibrator inside his ass. Then he got on
> >every telemarketing list he could so he could feel the sensation. Do
> >any of you happen to be this guy? What happens when you fart? What
> >happens if the cellphone batteries ignite the gas?
>
> It's all part of the fun !!!!!
> Who needs a sex partner when there are vibrating cellphones.

The ASPCA approves. No more gerbilling!