Re: Proof that cellphones cause brain damage

kevin@invalid.com wrote in news:hceh84dikhjqs9tg8mvmm9658h4fm18ncs@4ax.com:

> It was just on tv that cellphones cause brain damage, cancer, and
> tumors in the head. They stated that children are particularly
> susceptible and said that children under the age of 17 should not use
> cellphones except for emergencies.
>

Sellphones that cause brain damage, especially in children, create huge
government grants for otherwise-unemployable vast teams of medical
researchers whos very lives depend on finding that sellphones cause cancer
in children.

Sellphones that don't kill anyone don't generate vast sums of grant money
as there is nothing to worry about.

Try to figure out which hypothesis is the most profitable.....

There you are.......