What's in a Book?

"]v[etaphoid" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>> Dunno about you guys, but mobile comms and book reading to me
>>>>>>>> doesn't come close to actually snuggling up with a good (and
>>>>>>>> real) book.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I burn them up at better than one a day,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is that because you are a completely unemployable dole bludger
>>>>>> with nothing better to do than troll usenet all day?
>>>>>
>>>>> Got it in 1..
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it simply because
>>>>>> you are in fact reading Dr Seuss titles at slightly better than a
>>>>>> first grade level?
>>>>>
>>>>> Hope that helps.
>>>>
>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>>> reading them years ago.
>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>
>>> Banned your kids from reading them? Cripes, they are often the subject
>>> of them! What else would you expect from the unholy union of a potato
>>> and a turnip?
>>>
>>> --
>>> Cerberus
>>>
>>> None Shall Pass!
>>
>> That would be the reason you wouldn't have kids.
>> Mr, None shall pass!
>> The tight fisted turd.
>
> Presumably the only purpose of that post was to prove that reading isn't
> the only pursuit that can be accomplished by an adult at a first grade
> level...
>
> You really should try to limit your intellectual jousting to people (or
> woodland critters, NYE bots and vegetables) in your own weight division...
>

Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a beeatch,
Megaroid

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"Cerberus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "]v[etaphoid" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> "-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>>> Dunno about you guys, but mobile comms and book reading to me
>>>>>>> doesn't come close to actually snuggling up with a good (and
>>>>>>> real) book.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I burn them up at better than one a day,
>>>>>
>>>>> Is that because you are a completely unemployable dole bludger
>>>>> with nothing better to do than troll usenet all day?
>>>>
>>>> Got it in 1..
>>>>
>>>>> Or is it simply because
>>>>> you are in fact reading Dr Seuss titles at slightly better than a
>>>>> first grade level?
>>>>
>>>> Hope that helps.
>>>
>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>> reading them years ago.
>>
>> You're breeding now?
>>
>> If I had seen that coming (and I truly never imagined such a thing
>> might ever be possible) I know what I would have banned...
>>
>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>
>> No prizes for guessing what story you've graduated to...
>>
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/fimble...h/story_turnip.
>> swf
>
> Gold! Great find, it should be preserved along with other famous
> Spudley links such as:
> http://snipurl.com/spudley

Hehe. That never gets old. It will still be funny in another 20 years time.

>
> in fact, I have preserved it here;
> http://snipurl.com/wet_dream

"The farmer pulled, the old woman pulled, the old man pulled and out came
the enormous turnip"
Spudley's 'reach-around' fantasy has finally come true.

--
Kwyj.

"-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>>>> reading them years ago.
>>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>>
>>>> Banned your kids from reading them? Cripes, they are often the subject
>>>> of them! What else would you expect from the unholy union of a potato
>>>> and a turnip?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Cerberus
>>>>
>>>> None Shall Pass!
>>>
>>> That would be the reason you wouldn't have kids.
>>> Mr, None shall pass!
>>> The tight fisted turd.
>>
>> Presumably the only purpose of that post was to prove that reading isn't
>> the only pursuit that can be accomplished by an adult at a first grade
>> level...
>>
>> You really should try to limit your intellectual jousting to people (or
>> woodland critters, NYE bots and vegetables) in your own weight
>> division...
>>
>
> Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a beeatch,
> Megaroid

--
"Spud won't like me saying this but from my observations, ever
since ]v[etaphoid out witted him in the verbal pissing contest the two of
them had in this group, he's just resorted to posting repetitive crap"

- Andy explains the inherent pointlessness of Spudley's musings.

"-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>>> reading them years ago.
>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>
>>> Banned your kids from reading them? Cripes, they are often the subject
>>> of them! What else would you expect from the unholy union of a potato
>>> and a turnip?
>>
>> ROFL!
>>
>> I can't believe someone else was pondering the exact same thing as me!
>>
>> Truly, Steven's legacy is secured...
>>
>
> Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a beeatch,
> Megaroid


--
"Spud won't like me saying this but from my observations, ever
since ]v[etaphoid out witted him in the verbal pissing contest the two of
them had in this group, he's just resorted to posting repetitive crap"

- Andy explains the inherent pointlessness of Spudley's musings.

"-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>>>>>>> Dunno about you guys, but mobile comms and book reading to me
>>>>>>> doesn't come close to actually snuggling up with a good (and real)
>>>>>>> book.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I burn them up at better than one a day,
>>>>>
>>>>> Is that because you are a completely unemployable dole bludger with
>>>>> nothing better to do than troll usenet all day?
>>>>
>>>> Got it in 1..
>>>>
>>>>> Or is it simply because
>>>>> you are in fact reading Dr Seuss titles at slightly better than a
>>>>> first grade level?
>>>>
>>>> Hope that helps.
>>>
>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for angry
>>> little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from reading them
>>> years ago.
>>
>> You're breeding now?
>>
>> If I had seen that coming (and I truly never imagined such a thing might
>> ever be possible) I know what I would have banned...
>>
>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>
>> No prizes for guessing what story you've graduated to...
>>
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/fimble...ory_turnip.swf
>
> Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a beeatch,
> Megaroid


Pipe down, turnip ****er...

--
"Spud won't like me saying this but from my observations, ever
since ]v[etaphoid out witted him in the verbal pissing contest the two of
them had in this group, he's just resorted to posting repetitive crap"

- Andy explains the inherent pointlessness of Spudley's musings.

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:24:51 +1100, "]v[etaphoid" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>> Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a beeatch,
>> Megaroid
>
>--
>"Spud won't like me saying this but from my observations, ever
>since ]v[etaphoid out witted him in the verbal pissing contest the two of
>them had in this group, he's just resorted to posting repetitive crap"
>
> - Andy explains the inherent pointlessness of Spudley's musings.

lol.. Was wondering how long it would be before you dug that back out
again to counter his Rod Speed tactics

>>> Dunno about you guys, but mobile comms and book reading to me
>>> doesn't come close to actually snuggling up with a good (and real)
>>> book.
>>
>> I burn them up at better than one a day,
>
> Is that because you are a completely unemployable dole bludger with
> nothing better to do than troll usenet all day? Or is it simply because
> you are in fact reading Dr Seuss titles at slightly better than a first
> grade level?

Right, thats it, ive had even

GRADE ONE, not "first grade"

**** off you seppo wankers

>
>
>
> --
> Cerberus
>
> None Shall Pass!

> Fortunately most recently it wasnt as bad, when they wouldnt
> even let me get out of bed for a piss, one of the neighbours
> could show up with a big pile of books, and I chose to have
> a big bag of books and **** all else in the air ambulance
> where they only allow you to have a single bag total 5KG.

You alright now?

> Sure, and I do have immense piles of books, but its much
> more practical to have thousands in electronic form than
> to pay $30 each. Specially as my memory is so good
> that I cant read them again for 20+ years, and never

LOL

> I've never bothered with coffee shops, and dont even bother
> with coffee at home anymore, just water and beer/grog.

You drunkard. Thats why you are so ornery
>
>

> Holding a book open with one hand isn't hard. In any case, I tend to read
> the
> newspaper which, if it's the Age, may be spread out over the patio table.

Only wankers read the Age

Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Fortunately most recently it wasnt as bad, when they wouldnt
>> even let me get out of bed for a piss, one of the neighbours
>> could show up with a big pile of books, and I chose to have
>> a big bag of books and **** all else in the air ambulance
>> where they only allow you to have a single bag total 5KG.

> You alright now?

I was alright then too, if everything is as effortless as that, I wont be complaining.

It was so little problem that I appeared to go to the back
of the queue because mine was so trivial to deal with.

"Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Fortunately most recently it wasnt as bad, when they wouldnt
>>> even let me get out of bed for a piss, one of the neighbours
>>> could show up with a big pile of books, and I chose to have
>>> a big bag of books and **** all else in the air ambulance
>>> where they only allow you to have a single bag total 5KG.
>
>> You alright now?
>
> I was alright then too, if everything is as effortless as that, I wont be
> complaining.

Cool. Ta.
>
> It was so little problem that I appeared to go to the back
> of the queue because mine was so trivial to deal with.
>
>

"Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>>> reading them years ago.
>>>
>>> You're breeding now?
>>>
>>> If I had seen that coming (and I truly never imagined such a thing
>>> might ever be possible) I know what I would have banned...
>>>
>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>
>>> No prizes for guessing what story you've graduated to...
>>>
>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/fimble...h/story_turnip.
>>> swf
>>
>> Gold! Great find, it should be preserved along with other famous
>> Spudley links such as:
>> http://snipurl.com/spudley
>
> Hehe. That never gets old. It will still be funny in another 20 years
> time.

LOL! So true...

Good job on preserving the well-named link for posterity, Cerberus

>> in fact, I have preserved it here;
>> http://snipurl.com/wet_dream
>
> "The farmer pulled, the old woman pulled, the old man pulled and out came
> the enormous turnip"
> Spudley's 'reach-around' fantasy has finally come true.

I wonder how many people independently came to that same conclusion.
Uncanny...

"]v[etaphoid" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "-=Spudley=-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>>>> Dunno about you guys, but mobile comms and book reading to me
>>>>>>>> doesn't come close to actually snuggling up with a good (and real)
>>>>>>>> book.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I burn them up at better than one a day,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is that because you are a completely unemployable dole bludger with
>>>>>> nothing better to do than troll usenet all day?
>>>>>
>>>>> Got it in 1..
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it simply because
>>>>>> you are in fact reading Dr Seuss titles at slightly better than a
>>>>>> first grade level?
>>>>>
>>>>> Hope that helps.
>>>>
>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for angry
>>>> little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from reading them
>>>> years ago.
>>>
>>> You're breeding now?
>>>
>>> If I had seen that coming (and I truly never imagined such a thing might
>>> ever be possible) I know what I would have banned...
>>>
>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>
>>> No prizes for guessing what story you've graduated to...
>>>
>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/fimble...ory_turnip.swf
>>
>> Blah, Blah, ****ing blah, you're just a whinging whining son of a
>> beeatch,
>> Megaroid
>
>
> Pipe down, turnip ****er...
>
> --

STFU, ****.

> "Spud won't like me saying this but from my observations, ever
> since ]v[etaphoid out witted him in the verbal pissing contest the two of
> them had in this group, he's just resorted to posting repetitive crap"
>
> - Andy explains the inherent pointlessness of Spudley's musings.
>

"]v[etaphoid" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>>>> If I had of known that reading Dr Seuss books, is responsible for
>>>>> angry little man syndrome, then I would have banned my kids from
>>>>> reading them years ago.
>>>>
>>>> You're breeding now?
>>>>
>>>> If I had seen that coming (and I truly never imagined such a thing
>>>> might ever be possible) I know what I would have banned...
>>>>
>>>>> Luckily, those books are not as popular as they used to be.
>>>>
>>>> No prizes for guessing what story you've graduated to...
>>>>
>>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/fimble...h/story_turnip.
>>>> swf
>>>
>>> Gold! Great find, it should be preserved along with other famous
>>> Spudley links such as:
>>> http://snipurl.com/spudley
>>
>> Hehe. That never gets old. It will still be funny in another 20 years
>> time.
>
> LOL! So true...
>
> Good job on preserving the well-named link for posterity, Cerberus
>
>>> in fact, I have preserved it here;
>>> http://snipurl.com/wet_dream
>>
>> "The farmer pulled, the old woman pulled, the old man pulled and out came
>> the enormous turnip"
>> Spudley's 'reach-around' fantasy has finally come true.
>
> I wonder how many people independently came to that same conclusion.
> Uncanny...

Keep on wondering, retard.