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  1. #1
    James Bell
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    Where's the ****wit Parkington?

    You missed a news article ****wit!


    Will Kemp wrote:
    > http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...887493445.html
    >
    >
    > Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown
    >
    > Matthew Burgess
    > July 11, 2008
    >
    > A hardware glitch at Telstra has left buyers of the new 3G iPhone
    > unable to make telephone calls after today's Australian launch of the
    > much-hyped mobile device.
    >




    See More: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown




  2. #2
    James Bell
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    I think the Telstras LastG Sim Activation server must also host the
    ****witParkingBot script, so they've both died in the arse together.

    I'm sure it's only a temporary glitch and the server will be heavily
    utilised spamming Usenet once again, upon reboot.

    Will Kemp wrote:
    > James Bell wrote:
    >> Where's the ****wit Parkington?
    >>
    >> You missed a news article ****wit!

    >
    > Yeah, Telstra's so hopeless i have to do their bot's job for it!
    >
    >> Will Kemp wrote:
    >>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...887493445.html
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown
    >>>
    >>> Matthew Burgess
    >>> July 11, 2008
    >>>
    >>> A hardware glitch at Telstra has left buyers of the new 3G iPhone
    >>> unable to make telephone calls after today's Australian launch of the
    >>> much-hyped mobile device.
    >>>

    >
    >




  3. #3
    thegoons
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown


    "Will Kemp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...887493445.html
    >
    > Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown


    Telstra have know this has been coming for months/years, yet were still not
    prepared. A total balls-up - inexcusable. Poor planning and a totally
    directionless business. So much for Sol's waffle.


    ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **



  4. #4
    Polly the Parrot
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:14 +1000 James Bell
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Where's the ****wit Parkington?


    Back in the Indian "help" centre, no doubt.



  5. #5
    Michael
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown


    "thegoons" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    >
    > "Will Kemp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >> http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...887493445.html
    >>
    >> Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    >
    > Telstra have know this has been coming for months/years, yet were still
    > not prepared. A total balls-up - inexcusable. Poor planning and a totally


    An unexpected hardware fault cannot be planned for.






  6. #6
    Rod Speed
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
    > "thegoons" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >>
    >> "Will Kemp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]...
    >>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...887493445.html
    >>>
    >>> Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    >>
    >> Telstra have know this has been coming for months/years, yet were
    >> still not prepared. A total balls-up - inexcusable. Poor planning
    >> and a totally

    >
    > An unexpected hardware fault cannot be planned for.


    Wrong, as always.

    Any properly designed system can handle a hardware failure gracefully and makes that
    completely invisible to the users, you stupid pig ignorant dunny cleaning ****wit child.





  7. #7
    Michael
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    > But when you're talking about computer systems it can be planned for an
    > *is* planned for by professionals every day. The main way to prevent such
    > a failure from having a drastic effect on the working of a system like
    > that is *redundancy* - something telstra obviously hasn't heard of.


    And what do you do when both of your items fail at the same time?





  8. #8
    Michael
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown


    "Will Kemp" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > Michael wrote:
    >>> But when you're talking about computer systems it can be planned for an
    >>> *is* planned for by professionals every day. The main way to prevent
    >>> such a failure from having a drastic effect on the working of a system
    >>> like that is *redundancy* - something telstra obviously hasn't heard of.

    >>
    >> And what do you do when both of your items fail at the same time?

    >
    > Shoot the managers responsible.


    LOL

    But he is a nice guy you know.





  9. #9
    Rod Speed
    Guest

    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> But when you're talking about computer systems it can be planned for
    >> an *is* planned for by professionals every day. The main way to
    >> prevent such a failure from having a drastic effect on the working
    >> of a system like that is *redundancy* - something telstra obviously
    >> hasn't heard of.

    >
    > And what do you do when both of your items fail at the same time?


    Have more than two, you stupid pig ignorant drug crazed illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.





  10. #10
    Polly the Parrot
    Guest

    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:57:59 +1000 "Rod Speed"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    > > An unexpected hardware fault cannot be planned for.

    >
    > Wrong, as always.
    >
    > Any properly designed system can handle a hardware failure gracefully
    > and makes that completely invisible to the users, you stupid pig
    > ignorant dunny cleaning ****wit child.



    Michael is trying for an upgrade to be Parky Bot's new best friend.



  11. #11
    Rod Speed
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    Re: Telstra glitch causes iPhone meltdown

    Polly the Parrot <[email protected]> wrote
    > Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote


    >>> An unexpected hardware fault cannot be planned for.


    >> Wrong, as always.


    >> Any properly designed system can handle a hardware failure
    >> gracefully and makes that completely invisible to the users,
    >> you stupid pig ignorant dunny cleaning ****wit child.


    > Michael is trying for an upgrade to be Parky Bot's new best friend.


    Bum child, actually.





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