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America's Got Talent - 11 reasons why this season hurts your brain

Posted 09-03-2008 at 09:23 PM by tavenger5
Updated 10-03-2008 at 02:54 PM by tavenger5

When I thought this show couldn't get any worse, pigs flew out David Hasselhoff's ass, and they threw up this monstrosity. At the time of writing this, they're in the semifinals of season 3 (top 40) and the acts are just terrible.

Here's 11 reasons why this season hurts your brain:

Acts with people that aren't even from America (Indego, from Romania - Russian bar trio, from Canada)
3 drag queens/transexuals compared to last year's superhero gay guy and Boy Shakira (Shequida Hall, Derrick Barry, Dorae Saunders)
2 large guys that can sing well - 1 more than Britan's got talent
More akward moments telling kids that they suck
Entire shows with just the judges telling people they suck
More singing acts that didn't get onto American Idol
More dance crews that didn't get on America's best dance crew (Jabbawokee's were on AGT before ABDC existed)
Better montage stories with dramatic music and boy band angles and lights
Slow motion on live broadcasts
Akward foreign dude dancing (Ronny B) - check
Annoying blow up animal seizure people that haunt your dreams (ZOOperstars!)

It's almost like NBC said "I bet we can put a bag of dog poo on the stage and America will watch it burn while Springer stomps it out" Well, it worked!

At least Sharon is funny.