Top 11 signs you are 'Facebook trash' (girls)
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I've been seeing a lot of ridiculous things on facebook lately, mainly girls displaying how trashy and whorey they are. It's out of control! So, if you're wondering what qualifies you as 'Facebook trash', here's the Top 11 signs:
- Your hourly status updates are written in uppercase/lowercase style. "TaNnInG wItH tHe GuRlZ!! TxT mE LoL!1@!"
- You have applications displaying 'sexy', 'glitter' or a picture of your favorite thong.
- Your relationship status goes from "Single" - "It's Complicated" - "In a Relationship" - "Engaged" and back again in a few day's time.
- Instead of declining to answer 'favorite books' when you don't have any, you answer "what's a book?" "i read magazines" or some other clever answer.
- When someone posts a pic of a nipple/vag slip and tags you in it, you didn't request removal or even untag it.
- You have 900 friends, 800 of which you've never met or even talked to, 700 are bros that browse your photos for nipple/vag slips and comment accordingly.
- The ads that are targeted to your profile are for Walmart, morning after pills, and herpes meds - except for the brief moment when you are engaged, then you get wedding rings and dresses.
- You've tagged photos of yourself pretending to creatively pee in the disgusting toilet sink/guys urinal of the local bars.
- There are a number of albums you've named after yourself, featuring you, your trash face, and a mirror.
- After getting married in a hurry and pics are posted of your wedding, clearly showing you're still pregnant, your ex-boyfriend comments on the photos saying that it's his baby
- You have an album of progressive ultrasound pictures displaying your unborn bastard child - and the latest one is your profile picture. (extra trash points for creepy 3d ultrasound)
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Posted 12-09-2008 at 09:03 AM by tavenger5
- hah thats funnyPosted 06-10-2009 at 07:59 AM by ashrossi
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Are you sure you didn't mean "myspace trash" hehe. I can laught cuz dis female does not like myspace or facebook. I'm a Twitter fan & you better not go picking on Twitter Mr. Tav or I just might jump thru the puter and bite your fingers off! lol!Posted 06-17-2009 at 12:15 PM by tinadubose -
lol, you forgot one
12.) when you find yourself adding your phone number to random status comments of dudes whose profile pics are half naked self taken cellular uploads usually set in the bathroom mirror.Posted 06-26-2009 at 12:28 AM by chrystal520
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