Where'd everybody go?

Invizzible · 05-05-2005, 02:44 PM

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "From the diving board!?!?"

**jeaniesing** · 05-05-2005, 02:45 PM

Okay... I'm done feeling guilty... mostly because its anatomically impossible that such a thing will be happening to me!

...

... give him my sympathies.... that is... if you can admit to him that you posted his woes on a cellphone site!

I'm not good at vindictive in practice... I have great theories, but never have the heart to carry them through... either way, I have no admiration for the girlfriend in this one...

Oh... and note the addition of a new tag [invisiquote] for ease in quoting? You have to change the invisitext to invisiquote - which is a pain... but it works... I almost called it invizziquote in honor of its inspiration

Invizzible · 05-05-2005, 04:08 PM

Hey, thanks for the tip. I'll add it to my bag of tricks.

Invizzible · 05-19-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.Ruff

I had a dream, that I walked into a diner, and Al Pacino (old Pacino, not young Pacino.) was at the counter. I ordered a burger and some fries and then Pacino says "No!" and I repeated "No?" And he said "YOU DON'T WANT THAT! YOU WANT THE BEST SANDWICH IN DA WORLD!" And I said "The best sandwich in the world?" And he rubbed his face and clapped his hands and handed me the sandwich. And I ate it and it was good (for a dream sandwich). And I said "Man, I want another sandwich just like this one." And he knocked over the table and screamed "JU CAN'T!" And I asked him why and he said "Cause dat was da best sandwich in DA WORLD!" and his face exploded. And when I woke up, Baby Looney Toons was on...

Oh, man...I wonder if this guy knows about the Wierd Dreams thread. this one is a doozy!

whitesox21 · 05-25-2005, 02:30 PM

I have never gotten this one:

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

I know I'm probably stupid but I just dont get it.

Invizzible · 05-25-2005, 03:06 PM

Way back in the day (when Bossdragon was a kid) there was a brand of pipe tobacco named Prince Albert. You could buy it by the bag or in a can. So, a person could call a store and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" and wait for the clerk to say, "Why, yes we do!" Then you could say, "Well, you better let him out! Har har har!"

Back in the day I suppose it was like being Punk'd ...

So, there's your answer!

By the way, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you'd better go catch it! Har har har!

whitesox21 · 05-27-2005, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invizzible

Way back in the day (when Bossdragon was a kid) there was a brand of pipe tobacco named Prince Albert. You could buy it by the bag or in a can. So, a person could call a store and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" and wait for the clerk to say, "Why, yes we do!" Then you could say, "Well, you better let him out! Har har har!"

Back in the day I suppose it was like being Punk'd ...

So, there's your answer!

By the way, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you'd better go catch it! Har har har!

Thanks! I knew the refrigerator one, I actually did that one a few times.

But I didnt know about that Prince Albert was a brand of tobacco.

Thanks.

Twin · 05-27-2005, 09:48 AM

I could tell you what else a Prince Albert could be...

But then I'd have to kill you

**jeaniesing** · 05-27-2005, 11:44 AM

Oh please don't.....

(tell that is.... I feel impending deja vous)

Invizzible · 06-09-2005, 03:50 PM

Where have all my friends been this week? Twin, J-sing, Vbrio, Mark, Bossdragon, G-Man, Manny, Tony E!, Alcozma? Where have you all been hiding?

I shower daily, brush my teeth, use deodorant, and even wear clean clothes most of the time. So what's up? Is it because I picked that booger that one time? (Honestly, I thought nobody was looking.)

Check in with me, peeps. Let me know you're still alive!

**jeaniesing** · 06-09-2005, 04:26 PM

I was startin' to worry 'bout you Vizz! I hadn't seen you in, like, forever!! That summer weather is just distracting us from what's important in life, our forums

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Invizzible · 06-09-2005, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeaniesing

I hadn't seen you in, like, forever!!

Forever? That's a mighty long time but I'm here to tell you there's something else...the afterlife.

I've been busy myself. My full-time job making magazines keeps me away most of the time. I've been making custom T-shirts for a month or so now and that's going great. So far I've made enough profit to buy a cool printer/scanner/copier so I could print better graphics, and also to buy a more powerful photo editing software program, so I can design better shirts. The requests keep coming and I'll make more shirts as long as people are asking for them. I made a batch of shirts for a landscaping business and now a salon wants me to come up with a design for a batch of 10+ shirts. I've been having a blast. So far I've made around 60 shirts total. I'll keep using any profits I make to upgrade my gizmos and gadgets.

And yada, yada, yada...

Anyway, Jeaniesing, you're accounted for. Now I'll wait for the others to check in. Bye!

(P.S. Nobody has seen me in forever. I'm Invizzible, right?)

Invizzible · 06-12-2005, 05:34 PM

Last nite's sunset, taken with my V551.