The Douchiest Phone Message In History

In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
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Heard this one the radio last week, the DJ played the message over the top of an instrumental version of Eminem's "Stan" and scarily it worked.

Wow, that guy put my messages to shame. I mean, wow, that was fantastic but so messed up at the same time.