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- 06-17-2008, 09:30 PM #1
I thought this was funny:
best of craigslist : To the stupid *****es at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone
You know who you are. You and your skanky friend entered the ladies room at Walmart, apparently looking for a cellphone you lost because you're a moron. I washed my hands, and upon exiting the restroom I said, "Excuse me," since you clearly had no intention of moving your fat ass out of the doorway.
I proceeded to look at some shirts in the womens' department, when suddenly you two white trash tramps came RIGHT over and stood oh, maybe, 3 feet away from me, glaring. The porkier one of you two (the one with the mustache) then took out your cellphone and obviously dialed the lost one's number in hopes that suddenly my bag would ring your familiar ringtone- probably Shakira or Lil Kim. I couldn't believe you had the audacity to be such stupid hos. Not only did you make no attempt to be discreet, but you were blatantly rude and insulting.
Why the **** would I want your cellphone? I'm all set with 19yr old punks calling me for blowjobs. I also don't have any interest in receiving phone calls from probation officers or Planned Parenthood. If I did find a cheap-ass phone probably in a pink case, covered in stickers- there's a damn good chance I'd return it to the "Lost And Found," assuming I'd even give a **** enough to do that. I'm sure that's a far-fetched concept to you, considering if it were the other way around, you'd probably pawn a lost phone as fast as you'd jerk off a homeless guy that offered you a cigarette.
Next time you immediately jump to conclusions because of your own stupidity, go back and check the aisle with vaginal cream and douches first; you probably left your phone there. You must have found it shortly after, because you were no longer up my ass, skanking up my personal space. Either that, or the dollar store was having one hell of a sale that you couldn't pass up.
Screw you both.
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- 06-25-2008, 09:49 PM #2
Re: "To the stupid *****es at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone"
haha... so did they find it?
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- 07-01-2008, 02:12 PM #3Junior Member
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Re: "To the stupid *****es at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone"
Walmart is where that kind of people hangs out at...
- 07-03-2008, 07:35 PM #4
- 07-07-2008, 11:11 AM #5Member
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lol one of the best craigslist post I have seen in a while. Thanks
- 07-27-2008, 06:37 PM #6
- 07-27-2008, 09:37 PM #7Sr. Member
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Re: "To the stupid *****es at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone"
wow that's one heck of a post.
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- 08-02-2008, 12:39 PM #8
- 08-07-2008, 09:18 AM #9Junior Member
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Re: "To the stupid *****es at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone"
wow, you should beat the crap out of them..
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