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- 12-04-2005, 04:44 PM #1JonathanGuest
I've got an Orange PAYG mobile, and need to top it up about once every
six to eight weeks.
Every *single* frigging time I try to access my account or top-up
online, the site waits for ages and then comes back with the message:
"We are sorry but this service is temporarily unavailable while we carry
out some essential maintenance."
I'd be willing to tolerate this say, once a year, but every time I go to
the site? Week later? Are they muppets or what?
As for that error message - it's so obviously a friggin' lie: "while we
carry out some essential maintenance." My arse. If that were the case,
then you'd have a message on the page BEFORE I'd waited all that time.
Idiots.
And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to them, only with
more swearing.
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- 12-04-2005, 04:56 PM #2Simon OughGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
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> Idiots.
>
> And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to them, only with
> more swearing.
Ever tried actually phoning them?
- 12-04-2005, 05:05 PM #3Ivor JonesGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Simon Ough" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> "Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > Idiots.
> >
> > And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to
> > them, only with more swearing.
>
> Ever tried actually phoning them?
Why don't you top up at a cash machine..?
Ivor
- 12-04-2005, 05:17 PM #4JoeGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
> Why don't you top up at a cash machine..?
>
> Ivor
>
>
or online banking, at a supermarket the list goes on....
- 12-04-2005, 05:20 PM #5MartinGuest
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"Ivor Jones" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Simon Ough" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message
> news:[email protected]
>> "Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> > Idiots.
>> >
>> > And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to
>> > them, only with more swearing.
>>
>> Ever tried actually phoning them?
>
> Why don't you top up at a cash machine..?
>
> Ivor
>
>
Is the minimum topup at a cash machine still £10?
Martin.
- 12-04-2005, 05:46 PM #6Ivor JonesGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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[snip]
> Is the minimum topup at a cash machine still £10?
>
> Martin.
I think so, yes. It was when I topped up a Virgin SIM last week.
Ivor
- 12-05-2005, 03:27 AM #7JonathanGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
Joe wrote:
>>Why don't you top up at a cash machine..?
>>
>>Ivor
>>
>>
>
>
> or online banking, at a supermarket the list goes on....
>
>
They all have £10 minimums (some have £15). This is phone I hardly ever
use.
- 12-05-2005, 03:34 AM #8JonathanGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
Simon Ough wrote:
> "Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>
>>Idiots.
>>
>>And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to them, only with
>>more swearing.
>
>
> Ever tried actually phoning them?
>
>
Yes. In fact that's what I have to do every time the web site is down.
Their system went down yesterday:
<friendly posh mumsy voice>
"Just putting that payment though..."
"Shouldn't take a minute..."
....
"Shouldn't take a minute..."
"I'm sorry but the system is down. You have not been billed...", etc. etc.
I then got three texts later to confirm that they'd not billed me. Sigh.
Still, an amusing thing about the phone topup line is that once they get
into the bit where they're processing your credit card, there's what I
can only describe as a split-second "demonic chorus" sound in what
should be pauses in the script:
"Please enter the last three digits..." etc.
"Thank you."
<CHUURGH! 10,000 DEMONS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!>
"Just putting that payment though..."
<CHUURGH!>
Rather odd.
- 12-05-2005, 03:38 AM #9OldBillGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
Yes, their web service is cr@p. This am it saying "internal server
error"
Like a lot of their IT its designed and run by muppets
- 12-05-2005, 03:55 AM #10purple peteGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
The site is ****E and always has been clunky. IMHO
- 12-05-2005, 04:49 AM #11Jonathan Sklan-WillisGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
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> Simon Ough wrote:
>> "Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>>
>>>Idiots.
>>>
>>>And before you all ask - yes, I've sent this message to them, only with
>>>more swearing.
>>
>>
>> Ever tried actually phoning them?
>
> Yes. In fact that's what I have to do every time the web site is down.
>
> Their system went down yesterday:
>
> <friendly posh mumsy voice>
>
> "Just putting that payment though..."
>
> "Shouldn't take a minute..."
>
> ...
>
> "Shouldn't take a minute..."
>
> "I'm sorry but the system is down. You have not been billed...", etc. etc.
>
> I then got three texts later to confirm that they'd not billed me. Sigh.
>
> Still, an amusing thing about the phone topup line is that once they get
> into the bit where they're processing your credit card, there's what I can
> only describe as a split-second "demonic chorus" sound in what should be
> pauses in the script:
>
> "Please enter the last three digits..." etc.
>
> "Thank you."
>
> <CHUURGH! 10,000 DEMONS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!>
>
> "Just putting that payment though..."
>
> <CHUURGH!>
>
> Rather odd.
Why not go to your nearest garage / kiosk / supermarket / cashpoint and top
up a tenner and stop moaning. Fine use it once every 3-6 months and the
tenner will last you a while.
- 12-05-2005, 05:53 AM #12JonGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
sorry@this_is_fake.com declared for all the world to hear...
<snip>
No, it's not you. The website is a shower of ****e.
--
Regards
Jon
- 12-05-2005, 06:13 AM #13JonathanGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
> Why not go to your nearest garage / kiosk / supermarket / cashpoint
and top
> up a tenner and stop moaning. Fine use it once every 3-6 months and the
> tenner will last you a while.
>
>
Their site is ****, so your response is that I should just suck it down
and "stop moaning." You're employed by Orange, I take it?
Welcome to usenet, kid. Depending on how many days you've been here,
you'll find that "moaning" is a pretty common phenomenon since, well,
about 1989.
- 12-05-2005, 06:33 AM #14Jonathan Sklan-WillisGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
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> > Why not go to your nearest garage / kiosk / supermarket / cashpoint and
> top
>> up a tenner and stop moaning. Fine use it once every 3-6 months and the
>> tenner will last you a while.
>
>
> Their site is ****, so your response is that I should just suck it down
> and "stop moaning." You're employed by Orange, I take it?
>
> Welcome to usenet, kid. Depending on how many days you've been here,
> you'll find that "moaning" is a pretty common phenomenon since, well,
> about 1989.
I don't work for Orange. I know moaning is common here, and I commonly tell
people to suck it up, when their complaint is useless.
- 12-05-2005, 06:41 AM #15Ivor JonesGuest
Re: Is It Me, Or Is orange.co.uk ****?
"Jonathan" <sorry@this_is_fake.com> wrote in message
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> Joe wrote:
> > > Why don't you top up at a cash machine..?
> >
> > or online banking, at a supermarket the list goes on....
>
> They all have £10 minimums (some have £15). This is phone
> I hardly ever use.
So why do you need to top it up every 6 to 8 weeks..? I once had a PAYG
phone I didn't top up for 3 years..!
Ivor
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