The Apple iPhone is like a high class whore

I held one in my hand on launch night at the Apple Store in Regent
Street and now I 'get' it.

I want this item. It's very desirable but expensive. Her contract is
expensive but she is stunning. For people who can afford the insane 02
charges (i.e. £35 for a totally wank package - hardly any mins
compared to Three and their tarriffs!)


So Apple is asking a lot and maybe it's worth it. Maybe it's worth
paying the extra for the ease (of not having to bother with a
jailbreak & using it without any hassle at all)


Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
This phone is ****ing awesome.


Other phones are like street hookers. You know - the ones on crack
with AIDS.

chris.holland07@gmail.com declared for all the world to hear...
> Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
> cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
> This phone is ****ing awesome.

Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
behind for the UK market.
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Regards
Jon

"Jon" <spam@jonparker.plus.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.21a2c8365f38295b98ad3e@text.usenet.plus.n et...
> chris.holland07@gmail.com declared for all the world to hear...
>> Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
>> cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
>> This phone is ****ing awesome.
>
> Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
> behind for the UK market.

Huh? How do you mean you can't send a MMS? Does the phone lack the
functionality? Surely not?

Gareth.

> > Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
> > cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
> > This phone is ****ing awesome.
>
> Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
> behind for the UK market.

True but you just send it via email instead. MMS usually costs extra
with most providers and, er, email doesn't. Gets my vote every time.

On Nov 12, 8:30 pm, Jon <s...@jonparker.plus.com> wrote:
> chris.hollan...@gmail.com declared for all the world to hear...
>
> > Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
> > cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
> > This phone is ****ing awesome.
>
> Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
> behind for the UK market.
> --
> Regards
> Jon

MMS is totally gay. You can only send pics up to a certain size/
resolution. With the iPhone u can just email the ****er.

"Jon" <spam@jonparker.plus.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.21a2c8365f38295b98ad3e@text.usenet.plus.n et...
> chris.holland07@gmail.com declared for all the world to hear...
>> Until now, i early adopters on the UK news and thought they were total
>> cretins for joining the Q 24 hours before the launch. Now I get it!!
>> This phone is ****ing awesome.
>
> Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
> behind for the UK market.

Huh? How do you mean you can't send a MMS? Does the phone lack the
functionality? Surely not?

Gareth.

hotmail.com@dgareth.spm declared for all the world to hear...
> > Try sending a picture via MMS. Ooops, you can't. It's about 4 years
> > behind for the UK market.
>
> Huh? How do you mean you can't send a MMS? Does the phone lack the
> functionality? Surely not?

Indeed it does lack that function.
--
Regards
Jon