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Old 03-22-2008, 05:12 PM   #16
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On Mar 22, 8:26*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?


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Old 03-22-2008, 08:15 PM   #17
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In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
says...
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Simon wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> >>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
> >>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
> >>> description?
> >>
> >> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
> >> question too!

> >
> >How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

>
> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
>

You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
community. How fluent is your polari?
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:25 AM   #18
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"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> That was a different Simon.


At least we know your real name now, Krusty.

Ian


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Old 03-23-2008, 06:33 AM   #19
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Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
>
>
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

>
>
>
>
>
> Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
>


That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

Best wishes all,
Dave.
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:36 AM   #20
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Elder wrote:
> In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
> says...
>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
>> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Simon wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>>> description?
>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>>> question too!
>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
>>

> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
> community. How fluent is your polari?


Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.

Best wishes all,
Dave.
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:57 AM   #21
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Silk <me@privacy.net> wrote:

> Knight Of The Road wrote:
> > "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
> >
> >
> >> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> >> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> >> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
> >
> >

>
> What about Wayne?


Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:09 AM   #22
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote

> That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?




"Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"


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Old 03-23-2008, 07:12 AM   #23
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote

>> What about Wayne?

>
> Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.




I have never in my life known *anyone* called "Wayne". I think that working
for Netto possibly gives you the advantage here.


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Old 03-23-2008, 08:36 AM   #24
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Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>
> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

>
>
>
> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>


Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any
sense of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(

Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it means.

I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.

....and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure? Seems like the
wrong approach to me, but what do I know? Answer: not much. lol

Best wishes all,
Dave.
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:15 AM   #25
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TripleS <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:

> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist,


A cunning linguist, perhaps?
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:20 AM   #26
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote

> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'


Cars, World Wars, you name it - the Germans **** the Italians up the arse
and the Italians roll over and ask for more.

Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


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Old 03-23-2008, 09:20 AM   #27
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote in message
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> Knight Of The Road wrote:
>> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>>
>> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

>>
>>
>>
>> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>>

>
> Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any sense
> of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(
>
> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it
> means.
>
> I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
> dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.
>
> ...and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
> compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure?


No, that was the Basque Lift and Separatists.

Different lot entirely.

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Old 03-23-2008, 09:21 AM   #28
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"Sheer Can't" <qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz> wrote


> Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.



Non-sequitur.


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Old 03-23-2008, 09:28 AM   #29
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"Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote

> > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


> Non-sequitur.


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Old 03-23-2008, 10:04 AM   #30
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:36:12 +0000, TripleS
<david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:

>Elder wrote:
>> In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
>> says...
>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
>>> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Simon wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>>>> description?
>>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>>>> question too!
>>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?
>>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
>>>

>> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
>> community. How fluent is your polari?

>
>Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
>submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.
>


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