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  1. #16
    Ken Preston
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    On Mar 22, 8:26*pm, Simon <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    > possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
    > say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?


    PISS OFF!



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  2. #17
    Elder
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...
    > On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > >Simon wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    > >>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
    > >>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
    > >>> description?
    > >>
    > >> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
    > >> question too!

    > >
    > >How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

    >
    > Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
    >

    You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
    community. How fluent is your polari?
    --
    Carl Robson
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  3. #18
    Ian F.
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...

    > That was a different Simon.


    At least we know your real name now, Krusty.

    Ian





  4. #19
    TripleS
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    Knight Of The Road wrote:
    > "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote
    >
    >
    >> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    >> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
    >> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
    >


    That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

    Best wishes all,
    Dave.



  5. #20
    TripleS
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    Elder wrote:
    > In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    > says...
    >> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Simon wrote:
    >>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    >>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
    >>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
    >>>>> description?
    >>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
    >>>> question too!
    >>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

    >> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
    >>

    > You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
    > community. How fluent is your polari?


    Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
    submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.

    Best wishes all,
    Dave.



  6. #21
    SteveH
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    Silk <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Knight Of The Road wrote:
    > > "Simon" <[email protected]> wrote
    > >
    > >
    > >> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    > >> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
    > >> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
    > >
    > >

    >
    > What about Wayne?


    Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.
    --
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    www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
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  7. #22
    Knight Of The Road
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...


    "TripleS" <[email protected]> wrote

    > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?




    "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"


    --
    Regards, Vince.

    Snowdonia trucking POV- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qusgJlk3M





  8. #23
    Knight Of The Road
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...



    "SteveH" <[email protected]> wrote

    >> What about Wayne?

    >
    > Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.




    I have never in my life known *anyone* called "Wayne". I think that working
    for Netto possibly gives you the advantage here.


    --
    Regards, Vince.

    Snowdonia trucking POV- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qusgJlk3M





  9. #24
    TripleS
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    Knight Of The Road wrote:
    > "TripleS" <[email protected]> wrote
    >
    > > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

    >
    >
    >
    > "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
    >


    Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any
    sense of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(

    Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it means.

    I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
    dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.

    ....and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
    compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure? Seems like the
    wrong approach to me, but what do I know? Answer: not much. lol

    Best wishes all,
    Dave.



  10. #25
    SteveH
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    TripleS <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist,


    A cunning linguist, perhaps?
    --
    SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
    www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
    Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
    BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #



  11. #26
    Sheer Can't
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    Re: Q for the ladies here...


    "SteveH" <[email protected]> wrote

    > SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'


    Cars, World Wars, you name it - the Germans **** the Italians up the arse
    and the Italians roll over and ask for more.

    Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.





  12. #27
    Norman Wells
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...


    "TripleS" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > Knight Of The Road wrote:
    >> "TripleS" <[email protected]> wrote
    >>
    >> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
    >>

    >
    > Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any sense
    > of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(
    >
    > Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it
    > means.
    >
    > I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
    > dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.
    >
    > ...and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
    > compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure?


    No, that was the Basque Lift and Separatists.

    Different lot entirely.




  13. #28
    Knight Of The Road
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    "Sheer Can't" <[email protected]> wrote


    > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.



    Non-sequitur.


    --
    Regards, Vince.

    Snowdonia trucking POV- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qusgJlk3M





  14. #29
    Sheer Can't
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...


    "Knight Of The Road" <[email protected]> wrote

    > > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


    > Non-sequitur.


    Caecilius est in Atrium.





  15. #30
    bona omi
    Guest

    Re: Q for the ladies here...

    On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:36:12 +0000, TripleS
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Elder wrote:
    >> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    >> says...
    >>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
    >>> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Simon wrote:
    >>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
    >>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
    >>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
    >>>>>> description?
    >>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
    >>>>> question too!
    >>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?
    >>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
    >>>

    >> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
    >> community. How fluent is your polari?

    >
    >Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
    >submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.
    >


    ooooooooooooo, get her!



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