New Apple Product Revealed!

A friend of mine is a medical researcher with 5 medical degrees and is one
smart cookie. The inside dope from the medical community leaked across his
desk today and he sent it to me......

> ANNOUNCEMENT
>
>
>
> Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
> store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
> cup and speaker size.
>
>
> This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always
> complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
>

Must be a bluetooth device. Wireless....

Yes, he really DID send this to me today from his office.....(c;

Now you know why I never go to see a doctor....

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Larry wrote:
> A friend of mine is a medical researcher with 5 medical degrees and is one
> smart cookie. The inside dope from the medical community leaked across his
> desk today and he sent it to me......
>
>> ANNOUNCEMENT
>>
>>
>>
>> Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
>> store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
>> cup and speaker size.
>>
>>
>> This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always
>> complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
>>
>
> Must be a bluetooth device. Wireless....
>
> Yes, he really DID send this to me today from his office.....(c;
>
> Now you know why I never go to see a doctor....
>

Larry