HAR HAR HAR: "Don't hold your iPhone 4 that way"

In other news:

Apple announces that they are going into the automobile business with the
iCar. There's a little problem that the steering wheel will come off if
you hold it at the classic 10 and 2 position, but Apple fanboys are
relieved when Steve Jobs gives the solution: "don't hold it that way."

Apple announces that they are going into the airplane business with the
iJet. Sure, a few airlines complained that if a passenger leans back in
the seat, the seat will break off from the floor, causing the cabin to
burst and the plane to crash. But Steve Jobs has the solution for the
worried fanboys: "don't sit that way."

Apple announces the new iCondom. It breaks at once, but Steve Jobs has
the solution: "don't ...."

HAR HAR HAR

-- Mark --

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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to eat for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.

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poor mark doesn't even understand no matter how you hold the iPhone 4 it
works flawlessly.

so mark is once again brimming with jealously.

In article <[email protected]>, Oxford
<[email protected]> wrote:

> poor mark doesn't even understand no matter how you hold the iPhone 4 it
> works flawlessly.

wrong, and even apple admits it. why can't you?

nospam <[email protected]> wrote:

> > poor mark doesn't even understand no matter how you hold the iPhone 4 it
> > works flawlessly.
>
> wrong, and even apple admits it. why can't you?

no one has shown it lowers reception, it might appear that way, but it's
unlikely.

In article <[email protected]>, Oxford
<[email protected]> wrote:

> no one has shown it lowers reception, it might appear that way, but it's
> unlikely.

yes they have.

In message <[email protected]> Oxford
<[email protected]> was claimed to have wrote:

>poor mark doesn't even understand no matter how you hold the iPhone 4 it
>works flawlessly.

Well except for the fact that calls drop when you short the antennas, if
you happen to have the right circumstances.

Not an issue when you have good coverage, it looks like the problem only
occurs in low coverage situations.

DevilsPGD <[email protected]> wrote:

> >poor mark doesn't even understand no matter how you hold the iPhone 4 it
> >works flawlessly.
>
> Well except for the fact that calls drop when you short the antennas, if
> you happen to have the right circumstances.

but who has demonstrated these "right circumstances" ? nobody in the
real world.

> Not an issue when you have good coverage, it looks like the problem only
> occurs in low coverage situations.

fair enough, but the new iPhone 4 still get's far better coverage no
matter how you hold it, so it's a non-issue.

nospam <[email protected]> wrote:

> > no one has shown it lowers reception, it might appear that way, but it's
> > unlikely.
>
> yes they have.

prove it...

On 6/26/2010 1:59 PM, Oxford wrote:
> nospam<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>> no one has shown it lowers reception, it might appear that way, but it's
>>> unlikely.
>>
>> yes they have.
>
> prove it...


Make me.

DevilsPGD <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> it looks like the problem only
> occurs in low coverage situations.
>

That's pretty much all the white zone on the blue map, right?

<http://www.talkiphone.com/wp-content...t-verizon-map-
coverage.jpg>

--
Creationism is to science what storks are to obstetrics...

Larry

"Elmo P. Shagnasty" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Larry <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > That's pretty much all the white zone on the blue map, right?
>
> Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of
> passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
>
> Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
> of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
>
> Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and
> unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
>
> Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and
> there is no stopping in a RED zone.
>
> Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
> of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
>
> Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which
> zone is for stopping!
>
> Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone ****
> again....
>
> Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
>
> Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly
> well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
>
> Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done
> safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

LOL ROFL! Thanks for the smile dude. ;-)