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  1. #1
    Billy Crabs
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    I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
    decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I was
    sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
    saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I trying
    to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
    kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It seemed
    like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and found
    out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
    not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
    life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am going
    to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
    ally. lets see how they like that





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  2. #2
    Phantom
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    Re: someone else's ball


    This guy is the poor man's Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)...


    "Billy Crabs" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
    > decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I was
    > sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
    > saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I

    trying
    > to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
    > kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It

    seemed
    > like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and found
    > out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
    > not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
    > life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am

    going
    > to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
    > ally. lets see how they like that
    >
    >






  3. #3
    bamp
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    Re: someone else's ball


    "Phantom" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    >
    > This guy is the poor man's Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)...
    >
    >
    > "Billy Crabs" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news[email protected]
    >> I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
    >> decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I
    >> was
    >> sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
    >> saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I

    > trying
    >> to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
    >> kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It

    > seemed
    >> like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and
    >> found
    >> out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
    >> not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
    >> life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am

    > going
    >> to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
    >> ally. lets see how they like that


    Moral of the story, never kick someone's ball!

    bamp





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