Cingular offers FREE vacuum cleaner to customers

Since Cingular sucks so much, it has decided to offer a FREE vacuum
cleaner to all customers to make up for lousy service and rude
Customer Service Reps.

"We at Cingular are aware that we suck, and are sorry for the
inconvenience this causes our customers. Look on the bright side,
though. We suck so much, our vacuum cleaners are THE BEST."

This has been verified by several customers - Cingular produces
superior vacuum cleaners, and is rumored to be considering leaving the
wireless market behind and launching a new home appliance business.

"I think it would be prudent to diversify," said the Cingular CEO,
"given our relative strengths in one area, sucking, and our weaknesses
in another area, cell phone service."

http://www.truthtree.com/cingularsucks/

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Why do I think this thread is about to escalate into something pornographic?

"Cingular Wireless, Inc." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Since Cingular sucks so much, it has decided to offer a FREE vacuum
> cleaner to all customers to make up for lousy service and rude
> Customer Service Reps.
>
> "We at Cingular are aware that we suck, and are sorry for the
> inconvenience this causes our customers. Look on the bright side,
> though. We suck so much, our vacuum cleaners are THE BEST."
>
> This has been verified by several customers - Cingular produces
> superior vacuum cleaners, and is rumored to be considering leaving the
> wireless market behind and launching a new home appliance business.
>
> "I think it would be prudent to diversify," said the Cingular CEO,
> "given our relative strengths in one area, sucking, and our weaknesses
> in another area, cell phone service."
>
> http://www.truthtree.com/cingularsucks/
>
>

"Craven Morehead" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Why do I think this thread is about to escalate into something
pornographic?
>

Normally it would, but most of the good material in this group has already
been used on this idiot.

Perhaps they should give out a hatchet and carborundum wheel with each
service contract. There's so much 'axe grinding' going on here that it
would seem more logical that the vacuum cleaner idea.

Sheesh!

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"Cingular Wireless, Inc." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Since Cingular sucks so much, it has decided to offer a FREE vacuum
> cleaner to all customers to make up for lousy service and rude
> Customer Service Reps.
>
> "We at Cingular are aware that we suck, and are sorry for the
> inconvenience this causes our customers. Look on the bright side,
> though. We suck so much, our vacuum cleaners are THE BEST."
>
> This has been verified by several customers - Cingular produces
> superior vacuum cleaners, and is rumored to be considering leaving the
> wireless market behind and launching a new home appliance business.
>
> "I think it would be prudent to diversify," said the Cingular CEO,
> "given our relative strengths in one area, sucking, and our weaknesses
> in another area, cell phone service."
>
> http://www.truthtree.com/cingularsucks/
>
>

Cingular Wireless, Inc. wrote:

>Since Cingular sucks so much, it has decided to offer a FREE vacuum
>cleaner to all customers to make up for lousy service and rude
>Customer Service Reps.
>
>"We at Cingular are aware that we suck, and are sorry for the
>inconvenience this causes our customers. Look on the bright side,
>though. We suck so much, our vacuum cleaners are THE BEST."
>
>This has been verified by several customers - Cingular produces
>superior vacuum cleaners, and is rumored to be considering leaving the
>wireless market behind and launching a new home appliance business.
>
>"I think it would be prudent to diversify," said the Cingular CEO,
>"given our relative strengths in one area, sucking, and our weaknesses
>in another area, cell phone service."
>
>http://www.truthtree.com/cingularsucks/
>
>

However, Cingular decided not to produce vacuum cleaners in the end,
because further analysis revealed that they would not be able to compete
with how much you suck. It would take them hundreds of years of R&D to
catch up to you.

TH