Shots fired on AA plane (Miami)

Bucky <[email protected]> wrote:

>nobody (JF Mezei) wrote:
>> There is no indication that he shouted anything about a bomb.
>
>Every news source (including BBC) is indicating that claimed he had a
>bomb.
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4508432.stm
>
>> murdered by the marshalls while he was already out of aircraft and no
>> danger to anyone.
>
>Didn't see the phrases "murdered" or "no danger to anyone" in the BBC
>article (or anywhere else).
>
>> BBC reports the following
>
>What you wrote is your take on what happened, which is fine if you
>state that it is your take. Don't try and claim that it was reported by
>BBC.

It's Mezei. What did you expect?

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
About
JF MEZEI

The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
sci.space.* newsgroups.

(Rev. August 3, 2005)

Written by:

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and

Darrell Larose
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1. Who is JF Mezei?

Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit
rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the
longest running trolls in usenet history.

***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND E-MAIL
ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS THEIR
MESSAGES.***

If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor the
control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your messages,
forward a copies of them to:
a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m

See also http://www.usenetabuse.com

2. How long has he been trolling?

For well over a decade.

3. Where does he live?

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 992-0474
(514) 695-8259

His current e-mail addresses are:
j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v a x i n a t i o n . c a

His website is http://www.vaxination.ca .

4. What makes him such a malicious troll?

His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your
newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day
out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen
to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does
not pay attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is
corrected, he just goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little
child holding his ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear
anything you say!"

5. What does he troll about?

His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He
hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a
USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd
posts.

6. What does he hate about the USA?

Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a
visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a
happier, better, more successful version of their country and they can't
stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush Regime", "the
Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars
are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are stupid" etc.

7. What about his sexual trolling?

Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre.
Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia,
sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list
is endless.

8. Circumcision???

Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to
insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF
was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants
to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in
most of the world. Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was
prevalent at the time, he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As
soon as he could he arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the
brigades of circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the
joys of a free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to
masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin" getting
in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in life to
spread the circumcision gospel.

9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky.

Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects
dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially
little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens.
He is also a tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught
to masturbate early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like
Americans".

He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper
movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for
JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their little boys'
penises.

10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute!
Are you sure about all this stuff?

Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade
full of Mezei trolling in there.

11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time
like all trolls do?

Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling
aliases.

12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work?

Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown
man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the
newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to
ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in
his bike.

13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?

Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got
past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull
my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow.

14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them,
is that true?

Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker
room. He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker
rooms over the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins.
He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they
have, or how little is left if they have been circumcised. He gets
extremely excited when he spots a case of phimosis.

15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane
asylum!

Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil
hat world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is
that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him,
especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about.

What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system
was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting
trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard
like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events
that made him fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of
Canadian Airlines and their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees
as evil). So paranoid is he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he
claimed that Air Canada employees went lurking about in the night with
buckets of white paint to cover up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as
symbolic of a cover up of the crash investigation. He has never recovered
from this.

16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!

His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken
seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social
dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax
days of yore. It's really pathetic!

17. Where else does he hang out?

can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer
groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the
sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it
relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous
for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go crawling back to
comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds.

18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't
troll.

Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he
slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects
comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling
activities from them so they won't find out what a major netkook he is.

19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of
psycho he is!

Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while
you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too.
And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.

20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?

Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to:

a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
d n s a d m i n @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m

also http://www.usenetabuse.com

You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.

TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
330 Richmond St., Suite 205
Chatham, ON, Canada
N7M 1P7

And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email
it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers
and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or
Canada, etc.


*** APPENDIX ***

List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years.
This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a
full list.

j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
j f m e z e i @ v l . v i d e o t r o n . c a
n o s p a m . j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
" j f m e z e i " @ v i d e o t r o n . c a [ n o s p a m ]

nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . c o m>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . n e t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . o r g>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n f o>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o t h i n g . n i l>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n u l l . d e v>

Janice Staples <[email protected]>
Lorenna Bobbit <lbobbit@ginsu_knives.com>
Lando Calrisian <[email protected]>
muklak <[email protected]>
Sheep skin <[email protected]>
snowy squirrel <[email protected]>
Conspiracy Theory <[email protected]>
Lou Raccoon <[email protected]>
Flapping Labias <[email protected]>
Throbbing vulva <[email protected]>
Twin Gonads <[email protected]>
Loose Scrotum <l*****[email protected]>
Raised Organ <[email protected]>
Popped Cherry <[email protected]>
Monica Lewinski <[email protected]>
Deep Fried Foreskin <[email protected]>
Aroma of Smegma <[email protected]>
Wet fart <[email protected]>
Pubic dandruff <[email protected]>
Voluptuous Nipple <[email protected]>
Inserted Finger <[email protected]>
Pubic Nair <[email protected]>
Flatulent Meatus <[email protected]>
Lihk Mhygroin <[email protected]>
Pre Khum <[email protected]>
Phi Mosis <[email protected]>
Bal Anatis <[email protected]>
Fren Ullum <[email protected]>
Ivanna Getlaid <[email protected]>
Ivanna Wankalot <[email protected]>
Ivanna Umpalot <[email protected]>
Wan Tnoneofit <[email protected]>
Wan Itbad <[email protected]>
Wan Towank <[email protected]>
Wan Tolik <[email protected]>
Testos Terone <[email protected]>
Upper Gonad <[email protected]>
Right Gonad <[email protected]>
Left Gonad <[email protected]>
Tyson's Glands <[email protected]>
Nose Hair <[email protected]>
Coronal Sulcus <[email protected]>
Corpus Cavernus <[email protected]>
Armpit moisture <[email protected]>
Onani Room <[email protected]>
Arnie's Banana <[email protected]>
Raised eyebrows <[email protected]>
Vas Deferens <[email protected]>
Naked Canuck <[email protected]>
Arni's socks <[email protected]>
Notable Exception <[email protected]>
Unpopped Cherry <[email protected]>
Tatooed Ovaries <[email protected]>
Pierced eyelid <[email protected]>
Limp Tomato <[email protected]>
Eggplant Earrings <[email protected]>
Banana Underpants <[email protected]>
Naval Lint <[email protected]>
Ingrown Toenail <[email protected]>
Empty Stomach <[email protected]>
Full Stomach <[email protected]>
Smelly Cat <[email protected]>
Torn Ligament <[email protected]>
Art Tistic <[email protected]>
Furry Raccoon <[email protected]>
Wet Racoon <[email protected]>
Mad Racoon <[email protected]>
Lazy Racoon <[email protected]>
Eaten Racoon <[email protected]>
Happy Raccoon <[email protected]>
Sleeping Racoon <[email protected]>
Hungry Racoon <[email protected]>
Horny Raccoon <[email protected]>
Smart Raccoon <[email protected]>
George W Raccoon <[email protected]>
Ronald McRaccoon <[email protected]>
Thirsty Raccoon <[email protected]>
Johnny Raccoon <[email protected]>
Oshi Santo <[email protected]>
Oishi Chinko <[email protected]>
T.Yellow <[email protected]>
Q <[email protected]>
Borg Queen <[email protected]>
Ronald Wilkerson <[email protected]>
John Balterman <[email protected]>

*DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY*

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Nomen Nescio <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> It's Mezei. What did you expect?
>
> FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
> About
> JF MEZEI
>
> The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
> sci.space.* newsgroups.
>
> (Rev. August 3, 2005)
>
> Written by:
>
> Marc Bissonnette

> and
>
> Darrell Larose

<rolls eyes>

Yeah, that's right: Both Darrel *and* myself got together, wrote a long-
winded rant and diatribe about JF Mezei and neither of us had the balls
to use our real email address, chose to use an anonymous remailer, but
then had the brilliance to use not only our names, but our addresses and
phone numbers in the body of the message.

You know, Mikey, even for you, this is really pushing the limits of
simple and sheer stupidity.

If you're going to forge someone else (this is the free clue part, coming
up, here), you're supposed to at least *try* to write like them.

If you think you're revealing some big, deep, dark secret about posting
Darrel's and my home addresses and that we're going to start barricading
the doors and purchasing large calibre firearms: (Another free clue
coming up: You're getting a real bargain, here): Darrel and I both own
several domain names that we've registered with our real contact
information.

You see, Mikey, I (and, I would assume, Darrel), don't have a problem
using our names to stand behind our words. You, of course, seem to have a
problem with that: In fact, you went as far as to childishly (and
frankly, quite poorly) spoof me via Dizum, not to mention inumerable
other people who you decide that you don't like.

Of course, I am assuming that you suffer from some form of disorder that
affects not only your basic intelligence, but your ability to perceive
the blindingly obvious: Many, if not most, of the newsgroups that you
post your little rants and diatribes to have absolutely *zero* respect
for and give *zero* credibility to items posted via an anonymous
remailer, *especially* when they are attacks on other people.

If I want to call you a moron, coward and generally all-around stupid
excuse for a human being, I'll use my own name and real email address to
do it.

Mind you, I don't have a problem standing by my words: Something that you
just don't have the basic ability to even comprehend, much less do.

--
Marc Bissonnette
CGI / Database / Web Management Tools: http://www.internalysis.com
Looking for a new ISP? http://www.canadianisp.com

Hi Nomen Nescio,

Sounds like you and JF/Marc have a little history....

The Handle you are using.... I'm currious as to what it means. I'm
fairly certain it's latin and by that, it could represent a few
different meanings.

Which does it represent?

A - Unknown Name

or

B - Power of Ignorance

or

C - Something else?

.....it without a doubt an interest choice of handles.

Rocky