[Real Estate Agent]

"NexTel Rocks" ...
> Holy ****, all Jimmy did was make a comment about NexTel being superior to
> the New Verizion Push and Wait to Talk. What the hell happened to this
> thread?

Paul says.....
Let us introduce you to the "Seventh Posting" Guideline:

"Any thread, regardless of subject, will drift hopelessly off topic by the
7th response."

Examples:
Original: Service sucks in southern Missouri.
7th post: How long have you lived in Warrensburg? My Dad used to be the
minister of the Episcopal Church......

Original: Has anyone else seen a quality problem with this phone?
7th Post: You are a total idiot. I know because you Top Post your
responses.

Original: Does anyone have an instruction book for the [old analog phone]
model cell phone?
7th Post: Ice cream has no bones.

And finally.....
Original: [choose from ten popular subjects]
7th Post: I'm still using a bag phone, so I don't have that problem! Let
me tell you about my offshore communications system with a yagi
antenna.......

That's a brief description of how it works, Rocks. I hope this is helpful in
enhancing your USENET experience.

-Paul-

P.S. The very next response will be the fifth harmonic of the 7th post. I
can hardly wait to see what it says..... (grin)

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[P Howard]

Hilarious!!!

--
Verizon customer/ formerly Cingular user/ formerly Sprint PCS user


"Real Estate Agent" <[email protected]> wrote in article
<[email protected]>:
>
> "NexTel Rocks" ...
> > Holy ****, all Jimmy did was make a comment about NexTel being superior to
> > the New Verizion Push and Wait to Talk. What the hell happened to this
> > thread?
>
> Paul says.....
> Let us introduce you to the "Seventh Posting" Guideline:
>
> "Any thread, regardless of subject, will drift hopelessly off topic by the
> 7th response."
>
> Examples:
> Original: Service sucks in southern Missouri.
> 7th post: How long have you lived in Warrensburg? My Dad used to be the
> minister of the Episcopal Church......
>
> Original: Has anyone else seen a quality problem with this phone?
> 7th Post: You are a total idiot. I know because you Top Post your
> responses.
>
> Original: Does anyone have an instruction book for the [old analog phone]
> model cell phone?
> 7th Post: Ice cream has no bones.
>
> And finally.....
> Original: [choose from ten popular subjects]
> 7th Post: I'm still using a bag phone, so I don't have that problem! Let
> me tell you about my offshore communications system with a yagi
> antenna.......
>
> That's a brief description of how it works, Rocks. I hope this is helpful in
> enhancing your USENET experience.
>
> -Paul-
>
> P.S. The very next response will be the fifth harmonic of the 7th post. I
> can hardly wait to see what it says..... (grin)
>
>

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[Male Bomb]

LOL best post I have seen on usenet in sometime. MB

"> "Any thread, regardless of subject, will drift hopelessly off topic
by the
> 7th response."
>
> Examples:
> Original: Service sucks in southern Missouri.
> 7th post: How long have you lived in Warrensburg? My Dad used to be the
> minister of the Episcopal Church......
>
> Original: Has anyone else seen a quality problem with this phone?
> 7th Post: You are a total idiot. I know because you Top Post your
> responses.
>
> Original: Does anyone have an instruction book for the [old analog phone]
> model cell phone?
> 7th Post: Ice cream has no bones.
>
> And finally.....
> Original: [choose from ten popular subjects]
> 7th Post: I'm still using a bag phone, so I don't have that problem! Let
> me tell you about my offshore communications system with a yagi
> antenna.......
>
> That's a brief description of how it works, Rocks. I hope this is helpful in
> enhancing your USENET experience.
>
> -Paul-
>
> P.S. The very next response will be the fifth harmonic of the 7th post. I
> can hardly wait to see what it says..... (grin)
>
>

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