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- 01-30-2005, 02:46 PM #76WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
>>>>>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>>>>> whenever it's told -
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>>>>>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>>>>>>>> does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>
>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>
>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>
>>> No.
>>>
>>
>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>
> Deal.
>
Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>
>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>
>>
>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>
> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of hot,
> don't you think?
>
No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>
>>>> Thanks, Soapy.
>>>
>>> You're welcome.
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- 01-30-2005, 02:59 PM #77SoapyGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Soapy wrote:
>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>
>>>> No.
>>>>
>>>
>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>
>> Deal.
>>
>
> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
> wants those phones for his birfday.
Who's Sock?
>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>
>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>
>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
>> hot, don't you think?
>>
>
> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
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- 01-30-2005, 03:01 PM #78WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>
>>>>> No.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>
>>> Deal.
>>>
>>
>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>
> Who's Sock?
>
The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
everything. Trust me.
>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>
>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>
>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
>>> hot, don't you think?
>>>
>>
>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>
> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
What does she look like?
- 01-30-2005, 03:05 PM #79SoapyGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Soapy wrote:
>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>
>>>> Deal.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>
>> Who's Sock?
>>
>
> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
> everything. Trust me.
I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>
>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
>>>> hot, don't you think?
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>
>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>
> What does she look like?
Balding.
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- 01-30-2005, 03:14 PM #80WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>
>>> Who's Sock?
>>>
>>
>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>> everything. Trust me.
>
> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>
What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
back out of the deal?
>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>
>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
>>>>> hot, don't you think?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>
>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>
>> What does she look like?
>
> Balding.
Does that turn you on?
- 01-30-2005, 03:35 PM #81WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Walker wrote:
> Soapy wrote:
>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>>
>>>> Who's Sock?
>>>>
>>>
>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>>> everything. Trust me.
>>
>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>
>
> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
> back out of the deal?
>
Soapy?
YOU GREEDY RAT!!!
>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
>>>>>> hot, don't you think?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>>
>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>>
>>> What does she look like?
>>
>> Balding.
>
> Does that turn you on?
- 01-30-2005, 04:05 PM #82SoapyGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Soapy wrote:
>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and software
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD to get the phone out of the box to activate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phone and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>>
>>>> Who's Sock?
>>>>
>>>
>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>>> everything. Trust me.
>>
>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>
>
> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
> back out of the deal?
First it's you and me, then you added Shammie, and now you've added
some "Sock" dude I've never even heard of.
>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>>
>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>>
>>> What does she look like?
>>
>> Balding.
>
> Does that turn you on?
Not usually.
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- 01-30-2005, 04:06 PM #83SoapyGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Walker wrote:
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software CD to get the phone out of the box to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the phone and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who's Sock?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>>>> everything. Trust me.
>>>
>>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>>
>>
>> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
>> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
>> back out of the deal?
>>
>
> Soapy?
>
> YOU GREEDY RAT!!!
Don't get all excited.
>>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
>>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>>>
>>>> What does she look like?
>>>
>>> Balding.
>>
>> Does that turn you on?
>
>
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- 01-30-2005, 04:11 PM #84WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and software
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD to get the phone out of the box to activate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phone and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who's Sock?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>>>> everything. Trust me.
>>>
>>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>>
>>
>> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
>> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
>> back out of the deal?
>
> First it's you and me, then you added Shammie, and now you've added
> some "Sock" dude I've never even heard of.
>
Shammie and Sock are just part of the scam... um, I mean scheme.
They don't get a cut of the mula.
>>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
>>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>>>
>>>> What does she look like?
>>>
>>> Balding.
>>
>> Does that turn you on?
>
> Not usually.
- 01-30-2005, 04:15 PM #85WalkerGuest
Re: My phone is smarter than your phone
Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Walker wrote:
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software CD to get the phone out of the box to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the phone and I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
>>>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
>>>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Deal.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
>>>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
>>>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
>>>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
>>>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who's Sock?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
>>>>> everything. Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
>>>>
>>>
>>> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
>>> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
>>> back out of the deal?
>>>
>>
>> Soapy?
>>
>> YOU GREEDY RAT!!!
>
> Don't get all excited.
>
Oh. <puts pacifier back in mouth> Ok. I'm calm now.
>>>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
>>>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
>>>>>
>>>>> What does she look like?
>>>>
>>>> Balding.
>>>
>>> Does that turn you on?
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