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  1. #76
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Soapy wrote:
    > "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> Soapy wrote:
    >>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
    >>>>>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
    >>>>>> whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
    >>>>>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
    >>>>>>>> does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>
    >>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>
    >>> No.
    >>>

    >>
    >> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >> promise to split the $$$ with me.

    >
    > Deal.
    >


    Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    wants those phones for his birfday.

    >>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>
    >>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>

    >>
    >> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.

    >
    > How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of hot,
    > don't you think?
    >


    No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?

    >
    >>>> Thanks, Soapy.
    >>>
    >>> You're welcome.






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  2. #77
    Soapy
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    > Soapy wrote:
    >> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >> news:[email protected]:
    >>
    >>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>
    >>>> No.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>> promise to split the $$$ with me.

    >>
    >> Deal.
    >>

    >
    > Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    > You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    > Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    > let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    > wants those phones for his birfday.


    Who's Sock?

    >>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>
    >>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.

    >>
    >> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
    >> hot, don't you think?
    >>

    >
    > No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?


    No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.


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  3. #78
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Soapy wrote:
    > "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> Soapy wrote:
    >>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>
    >>> Deal.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >> wants those phones for his birfday.

    >
    > Who's Sock?
    >


    The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    everything. Trust me.

    >>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>
    >>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
    >>> hot, don't you think?
    >>>

    >>
    >> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?

    >
    > No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.


    What does she look like?





  4. #79
    Soapy
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    > Soapy wrote:
    >> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >> news:[email protected]:
    >>
    >>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>
    >>>> Deal.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>> wants those phones for his birfday.

    >>
    >> Who's Sock?
    >>

    >
    > The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    > everything. Trust me.


    I never agreed to a fourth person.

    >>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>
    >>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
    >>>> hot, don't you think?
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?

    >>
    >> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.

    >
    > What does she look like?


    Balding.

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  5. #80
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Soapy wrote:
    > "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> Soapy wrote:
    >>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>
    >>> Who's Sock?
    >>>

    >>
    >> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >> everything. Trust me.

    >
    > I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >


    What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    back out of the deal?

    >>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
    >>>>> hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>
    >>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.

    >>
    >> What does she look like?

    >
    > Balding.


    Does that turn you on?





  6. #81
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Walker wrote:
    > Soapy wrote:
    >> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >> news:[email protected]:
    >>
    >>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me took out the instruction book and software CD to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>>
    >>>> Who's Sock?
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >>> everything. Trust me.

    >>
    >> I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >>

    >
    > What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    > between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    > back out of the deal?
    >


    Soapy?

    YOU GREEDY RAT!!!

    >>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of
    >>>>>> hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>>
    >>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
    >>>
    >>> What does she look like?

    >>
    >> Balding.

    >
    > Does that turn you on?






  7. #82
    Soapy
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    > Soapy wrote:
    >> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >> news:[email protected]:
    >>
    >>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and software
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD to get the phone out of the box to activate
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD back *in* the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phone and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>>
    >>>> Who's Sock?
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >>> everything. Trust me.

    >>
    >> I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >>

    >
    > What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    > between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    > back out of the deal?


    First it's you and me, then you added Shammie, and now you've added
    some "Sock" dude I've never even heard of.

    >>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
    >>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>>
    >>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
    >>>
    >>> What does she look like?

    >>
    >> Balding.

    >
    > Does that turn you on?


    Not usually.

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  8. #83
    Soapy
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    > Walker wrote:
    >> Soapy wrote:
    >>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
    >>>>>>>>>>>> hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software CD to get the phone out of the box to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> book and CD back *in* the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the phone and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Who's Sock?
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >>>> everything. Trust me.
    >>>
    >>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >>>

    >>
    >> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    >> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    >> back out of the deal?
    >>

    >
    > Soapy?
    >
    > YOU GREEDY RAT!!!


    Don't get all excited.

    >>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
    >>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
    >>>>
    >>>> What does she look like?
    >>>
    >>> Balding.

    >>
    >> Does that turn you on?

    >
    >




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  9. #84
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Soapy wrote:
    > "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> Soapy wrote:
    >>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
    >>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
    >>>>>>>>>>>> again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and software
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD to get the phone out of the box to activate
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD back *in* the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phone and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Who's Sock?
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >>>> everything. Trust me.
    >>>
    >>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >>>

    >>
    >> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    >> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    >> back out of the deal?

    >
    > First it's you and me, then you added Shammie, and now you've added
    > some "Sock" dude I've never even heard of.
    >


    Shammie and Sock are just part of the scam... um, I mean scheme.
    They don't get a cut of the mula.

    >>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
    >>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
    >>>>
    >>>> What does she look like?
    >>>
    >>> Balding.

    >>
    >> Does that turn you on?

    >
    > Not usually.






  10. #85
    Walker
    Guest

    Re: My phone is smarter than your phone

    Soapy wrote:
    > "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> Walker wrote:
    >>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Soapy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hose again.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told -
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set up.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to me took out the instruction book and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software CD to get the phone out of the box to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> book and CD back *in* the box.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the phone and I got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere. Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
    >>>>>>>>> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
    >>>>>>>>> promise to split the $$$ with me.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Deal.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Good. I have several ideas. Here's what we'll try first...
    >>>>>>> You put the phones up on e-Bay as "The One and Only Star Trek
    >>>>>>> Space Monkey Phone Set". Then I'll e-mail Shams and casually
    >>>>>>> let it slip that Sock really, really, really, really, really
    >>>>>>> wants those phones for his birfday.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Who's Sock?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The less you know the better, Soapy. I'll take care of
    >>>>> everything. Trust me.
    >>>>
    >>>> I never agreed to a fourth person.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> What do you mean 4th?! I thought we're splitting the profits
    >>> between the *two* of us. Are you trying to steal my idea and
    >>> back out of the deal?
    >>>

    >>
    >> Soapy?
    >>
    >> YOU GREEDY RAT!!!

    >
    > Don't get all excited.
    >


    Oh. <puts pacifier back in mouth> Ok. I'm calm now.

    >>>>>>>>>>> MB owns me money.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You should go on Judge Judy.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind
    >>>>>>>> of hot, don't you think?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No. Do you have lesbian fantasies about her?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No. I only have lesbian fantasies about Judge Wapner.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> What does she look like?
    >>>>
    >>>> Balding.
    >>>
    >>> Does that turn you on?






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