[email protected] wrote:
> "How I survived,
> standing right next to that man, I will never know" said the young
> woman whos identity she refused to reveal to reporters. "One second
> he dropped his pants, and the next second I saw this huge fireball",
> she said. She went on to say that the fireball came from the man's
> penis. "Like his penis just exploded".

That wasn't a penis, it was a woman with an anal C4 dildo. It goes without
saying that you're full of ****.

If John McCain gets the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination,
my vote for President will be a write-in for Jiang Zemin.

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