Cellphone Radiation - Much worse than originally known

I just got a flyer in the mail warning about cellphone radiation.
This is extremely frightening. A healthy teenage girl was in bed and
talking to her boyfriend on her cellphone. She fell asleep and did
not shut off the phone, which laid next to her head all night. When
she awoke in the morning she was blind. The radiation from the
cellphone melted her eyeballs right out of her skull. Besides going
permanently blind, they have since found a brain tumor on the side of
her head where the phone was, and her hearing in that ear is well
below normal. Her parents have filed a legal case against the
company.

Mary

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[email protected] wrote:
> I just got a flyer in the mail warning about cellphone radiation.
> This is extremely frightening. A healthy teenage girl was in bed and
> talking to her boyfriend on her cellphone. She fell asleep and did
> not shut off the phone, which laid next to her head all night. When
> she awoke in the morning she was blind. The radiation from the
> cellphone melted her eyeballs right out of her skull. Besides going
> permanently blind, they have since found a brain tumor on the side of
> her head where the phone was, and her hearing in that ear is well
> below normal. Her parents have filed a legal case against the
> company.

That's ridiculous, and is most likely an urban legend.


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Steve Sobol wrote:
>
> [email protected] wrote:
> > I just got a flyer in the mail warning about cellphone radiation.
> > This is extremely frightening. A healthy teenage girl was in bed and
> > talking to her boyfriend on her cellphone. She fell asleep and did
> > not shut off the phone, which laid next to her head all night. When
> > she awoke in the morning she was blind. The radiation from the
> > cellphone melted her eyeballs right out of her skull. Besides going
> > permanently blind, they have since found a brain tumor on the side of
> > her head where the phone was, and her hearing in that ear is well
> > below normal. Her parents have filed a legal case against the
> > company.
>
> That's ridiculous, and is most likely an urban legend.

LIKELY?

ROFLMAO!!!

Notan

[email protected] wrote:
> I just got a flyer in the mail warning about cellphone radiation.
> This is extremely frightening. A healthy teenage girl was in bed and
> talking to her boyfriend on her cellphone. She fell asleep and did
> not shut off the phone, which laid next to her head all night. When
> she awoke in the morning she was blind. The radiation from the
> cellphone melted her eyeballs right out of her skull. Besides going
> permanently blind, they have since found a brain tumor on the side of
> her head where the phone was, and her hearing in that ear is well
> below normal.

And her vagina turned inside-out and became a twenty-two inch penis,
and she ran down the street biting off doorknobs and chewing
fireplugs and eating tires right off the cars until the police
trapped her in a giant net made of high tensile strength steel,
which they hoisted with a crane and left her permanently suspended
in the air because she's much too dangerous to deal with. There
are plans to surround the net with another more indestructible
net because she is gradually chewing through the original.

She's got a book deal now, ghost written for Simon & Schuster.
She's also executive producer of a new reality show, Survivor:
Cell Phone.

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