Stealing Cellphones

What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.

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> What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
> I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
> opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
> can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
> tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
> many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
> sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
> incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
> places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
> their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
> in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.

On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:55:11 GMT, "Andy S"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>PLONK

*** PLONK ***

[email protected] wrote:
> What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
> I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
> opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
> can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
> tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
> many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
> sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
> incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
> places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
> their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
> in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.

Hey, I have a great idea...

Steal all the cellphones you can, and take them all home!! Then just
leave them turned on laying around the house and giggle in glee as they
ring and ring. Don't forget to steal the chargers too, so you can keep
them all charged.

Don't forget to occasionally pick up a ringing phone, and taunt the
person on the other end, because they'll NEVER find you, because you
can't track cellphones!

Yer A GENIUS!

Also, pickpocket people for them too, you'll never get caught cuz yer
da man!!

On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

>What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
>I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
>opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
>can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
>tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
>many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
>sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
>incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
>places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
>their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
>in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.


The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
from people:
Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.

A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
the victim knows it was stolen.
You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.

On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:52 +0200, Osiris <> wrote:
: On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
:
: >What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
: >I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
: >opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
: >can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
: >tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
: >many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
: >sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
: >incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
: >places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
: >their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
: >in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.
:
:
: The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
: from people:
: Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.
:
: A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
: the victim knows it was stolen.
: You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.

Do not feed the troll.

On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:52 +0200, Osiris <> wrote:

>On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
>
>>What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
>>I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
>>opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
>>can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
>>tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
>>many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
>>sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
>>incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
>>places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
>>their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
>>in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.
>
>
>The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
>from people:
>Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.
>
>A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
>the victim knows it was stolen.
>You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.

Thats almost the same as what I do for sex. I find a woman passed out
behind a bar around bar closing time. I screw her before she wakes up.
She dont even know I stold her pussie.