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  1. #1
    What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.



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  2. #2
    Andy S
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    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    PLONK


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    > What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    > I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    > opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    > can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    > tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    > many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    > sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    > incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    > places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    > their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    > in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.






  3. #3
    [email protected]_______.com
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    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:55:11 GMT, "Andy S"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >PLONK


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  4. #4
    Jerrrrrryy
    Guest

    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    [email protected] wrote:
    > What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    > I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    > opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    > can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    > tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    > many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    > sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    > incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    > places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    > their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    > in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.


    Hey, I have a great idea...

    Steal all the cellphones you can, and take them all home!! Then just
    leave them turned on laying around the house and giggle in glee as they
    ring and ring. Don't forget to steal the chargers too, so you can keep
    them all charged.

    Don't forget to occasionally pick up a ringing phone, and taunt the
    person on the other end, because they'll NEVER find you, because you
    can't track cellphones!

    Yer A GENIUS!

    Also, pickpocket people for them too, you'll never get caught cuz yer
    da man!!



  5. #5
    Osiris
    Guest

    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

    >What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    >I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    >opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    >can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    >tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    >many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    >sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    >incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    >places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    >their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    >in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.



    The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
    from people:
    Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.

    A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
    the victim knows it was stolen.
    You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.




  6. #6
    Robert Coe
    Guest

    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:52 +0200, Osiris <> wrote:
    : On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
    :
    : >What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    : >I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    : >opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    : >can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    : >tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    : >many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    : >sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    : >incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    : >places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    : >their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    : >in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.
    :
    :
    : The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
    : from people:
    : Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.
    :
    : A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
    : the victim knows it was stolen.
    : You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.

    Do not feed the troll.



  7. #7

    Re: Stealing Cellphones

    On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:52 +0200, Osiris <> wrote:

    >On Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:47:43 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
    >
    >>What is the best way to steal cellphones from people?
    >>I often see people leaving them lay around, and I've had many
    >>opportunities to just grab them and walk away. But after I take them,
    >>can they be traced back to me? What I mean, do they have some sort of
    >>tracing devices built into them? If not, I intend to start to grab as
    >>many as I can. Not only will I be able to make free phone calls and
    >>sell these phones on Ebay, but I'll get them out of the hands of
    >>incompetent idiots that let them ring and hollar into them at public
    >>places. Besides, if these people are stupid enough to leave it lay on
    >>their picnic table at a public beach, or lay on the checkout counter
    >>in a store, they deserve to have their phone stolen.

    >
    >
    >The best way to steal a phone is the same way of stealing anything
    >from people:
    >Steal in such a way, that they don't KNOW things were stolen.
    >
    >A clever way to do that is, to steal an object and put it back before
    >the victim knows it was stolen.
    >You will have stolen, but the victim does not know.


    Thats almost the same as what I do for sex. I find a woman passed out
    behind a bar around bar closing time. I screw her before she wakes up.
    She dont even know I stold her pussie.




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