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    I hate those places that have these computerized menues when I call.
    I rewrote them to make more sense.

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    Press 1 if you speak English --->Proceed with call

    Press 2 if you DO NOT speak English ---> (to menu below)

    Press 3 if you don't speak any language --->Hang up now.

    If you speak Spanish, go back to your own country.
    Press 10 if you will go back to Egypt
    Press 11 if you will go back to Spain
    Press 12 if you will go back to France
    Press 13 if you will go back to Japan
    Press 14 if you will go back to Mexico
    Press 15 if you will go back to Russia
    Press 16 if you will go back to Peru
    Press 17 if you dont have a clue.

    If you speak French, go back to your own country.
    Press 20 if you will go back to Holland
    Press 21 if you will go back to Germany
    Press 22 if you will go back to Poland
    Press 23 if you will go back to Africa
    Press 24 if you will go back to Venezuala
    Press 25 if you will go back to France
    Press 26 if you will go back to Indonesia
    Press 27 if you dont have a clue.

    If you speak German, go back to your own country.
    Press 30 if you will go back to Afganistan
    Press 31 if you will go back to Germany
    Press 32 if you will go back to Korea
    Press 33 if you will go back to England
    Press 34 if you will go back to Scandinavia
    Press 35 if you will go back to China
    Press 36 if you will go back to Vietnam
    Press 37 if you dont have a clue.

    If you speak Chinese, go back to your own country.
    Press 40 if you will go back to Chicago
    Press 41 if you will go back to Paris
    Press 42 if you will go back to Canada
    Press 43 if you will go back to Iraq
    Press 44 if you will go back to Australia
    Press 45 if you will go back to Ethiopia
    Press 46 if you will go back to China
    Press 47 if you dont have a clue.

    ETC ..........

    Press 0 if you can not press two buttons, and our computer will press
    some for you.

    Press * if you really dont care to speak to anyone and only called to
    listen to the elevator music. ---> Please hang up your phone now and
    go turn on your radio.

    OR

    Press # if you are intimidated by this message and hang up your phone
    immediately. We dont want to intimidate you any further.



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  2. #2
    Andy S
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    Re: Press 1 for English


    <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    >I hate those places that have these computerized menues when I call.
    > I rewrote them to make more sense.
    >

    <SNIP> 1 to save bandwidth 2 to save others from having to read this drivel
    again.

    Make sense to whom? Most every foreign born person I know can speak
    English.
    The question is can they UNDERSTAND it?
    --
    Andrew D. Sisson
    LG VX8100 VZW AC II SINCE APRIL 1993
    SAMSUNG X497 CINGULAR NATION SINCE MARCH 2006








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