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  1. #1
    Alan Parkington
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    http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Phones/Industry/B9V5K8Q2

    Telstra has set out to help SMEs with a new phone coaching service aimed at
    business people who under utilise the different functions of their mobile
    phone.

    "Customers will have their devices tailored to their individual needs and be
    shown how to be more efficient so they can operate their business better
    while on the move," says Cathy Aston, Telstra Business Executive Director.
    "Business is increasingly turning to mobile technologies for email, internet
    browsing, video conferencing and business applications."
    Telstra is partnering with Mobile Mentor to deliver the service. The Telstra
    Mentor service will send an expert advisor to customers who will listen to
    what customers need and provide one-on-one assistance so users can better
    use these features.
    The free 'Telstra Mentor' service will be initially available to customers
    in Sydney who use sophisticated devices for their personal, work or business
    needs. There are plans to roll the service out to other cities in the months
    ahead.
    Interesting Facts About Mobile Phone Use:

    * 75 per cent of Australians in the workforce use their mobile phones
    for work.
    * 61 per cent do not access internet services via their mobile phone.
    * Men make more calls for business purposes, women use mobiles for
    social connectivity.
    * 33 per cent of Australians say it would be difficult to do their job
    properly without their mobile.
    * Over 50 per cent of Australians believe the mobile helps their
    work-life balance.
    * Only 12 per cent of 14 to 17 year olds do not have a mobile. The
    lowest number of owners (74 per cent) is found among those aged over 60
    years.
    * There is a high awareness of 3G (86 per cent of males and 73 per cent
    of females). Those who use more of the functions of the newer handset and
    the 3G network, use it for email, information services, banking and music.





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  2. #2
    Rod Speed
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    Re: Telstra Coaching Service For Mobile Technophobes

    Alan Poxington <[email protected]> wrote

    > From
    > http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Phones/Industry/B9V5K8Q2


    Getting desperate to find anyone with anything good to say about Telstra eh ?

    > Telstra has set out to help SMEs with a new phone coaching service aimed at business people who under utilise the
    > different functions of their mobile phone.


    You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.

    > "Customers will have their devices tailored to their individual needs


    Translation: someone might load ringtone into their phone if they're ****ing lucky.

    > and be shown how to be more efficient so they can operate their business better while on the move,"


    Translation: suckers will be conned into pissing their company's money against the wall.

    > says Cathy Aston, Telstra Business Executive Director.


    Wota wanky title. Just some wanker sales****wit.

    > "Business is increasingly turning to mobile technologies for email, internet browsing, video conferencing and business
    > applications."


    Must be one of those rocket scientist wanker sales****wits.

    > Telstra is partnering with Mobile Mentor to deliver the service.


    Well whoopy ****ing do.

    > The Telstra Mentor service will send an expert advisor to customers


    Nope, just some stupid kid, actually.

    > who will listen to what customers need


    Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantayland Aston.

    > and provide one-on-one assistance so users can better use these features.


    Well whoopy ****ing do.

    > The free 'Telstra Mentor' service will be initially available to customers in Sydney who use sophisticated devices for
    > their personal, work or business needs.


    Soorree, Telstra flogs no such animal.

    > There are plans to roll the service out to other cities in the months ahead.


    Bet it flys like a lead balloon and they dont bother.

    > Interesting Facts About Mobile Phone Use:


    Plucked from someone's smelly arse.

    > * 75 per cent of Australians in the workforce use their mobile phones for work.


    Well whoopy ****ing do.

    > * 61 per cent do not access internet services via their mobile phone.


    Because of the stupid cost of doing that.

    > * Men make more calls for business purposes, women use mobiles for social connectivity.


    Wota ****ing wanker. The stupid cows actually just piss
    their company's money against the wall having a good yack.

    > * 33 per cent of Australians say it would be difficult to do their job properly without their mobile.


    Precisely 33% eh ? Yeah, right.

    > * Over 50 per cent of Australians believe the mobile helps their work-life balance.


    Wota ****ing wanker.

    > * Only 12 per cent of 14 to 17 year olds do not have a mobile.


    Another number plucked out of someone's arse.

    > The lowest number of owners (74 per cent) is found among those aged over 60 years.


    Wota surprise.

    > * There is a high awareness of 3G (86 per cent of males and 73 per cent of females).


    Bare faced lie.

    > Those who use more of the functions of the newer handset and the 3G network, use it for email, information services,
    > banking and music.


    What the **** else is there, ****wit ?





  3. #3
    Rod Speed
    Guest

    Re: Telstra Coaching Service For Mobile Technophobes

    Will Kemp <[email protected]> wrote
    > Rod Speed wrote
    >> Alan Poxington <[email protected]> wrote


    >>> From
    >>> http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Phones/Industry/B9V5K8Q2


    >> Getting desperate to find anyone with anything good to say about Telstra eh ?


    >>> Telstra has set out to help SMEs with a new phone coaching service
    >>> aimed at business people who under utilise the different functions
    >>> of their mobile phone.


    >> You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.


    >>> "Customers will have their devices tailored to their individual needs


    >> Translation: someone might load ringtone into their phone if they're ****ing lucky.


    >>> and be shown how to be more efficient so they can operate their business better while on the move,"


    >> Translation: suckers will be conned into pissing their company's money against the wall.


    >>> says Cathy Aston, Telstra Business Executive Director.


    >> Wota wanky title. Just some wanker sales****wit.


    >>> "Business is increasingly turning to mobile technologies for email,
    >>> internet browsing, video conferencing and business applications."


    >> Must be one of those rocket scientist wanker sales****wits.


    >>> Telstra is partnering with Mobile Mentor to deliver the service.


    >> Well whoopy ****ing do.


    >>> The Telstra Mentor service will send an expert advisor to customers


    >> Nope, just some stupid kid, actually.


    >>> who will listen to what customers need


    >> Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantayland Aston.


    >>> and provide one-on-one assistance so users can better use these features.


    >> Well whoopy ****ing do.


    >>> The free 'Telstra Mentor' service will be initially available to
    >>> customers in Sydney who use sophisticated devices for their
    >>> personal, work or business needs.


    >> Soorree, Telstra flogs no such animal.


    >>> There are plans to roll the service out to other cities in the months ahead.


    >> Bet it flys like a lead balloon and they dont bother.


    >>> Interesting Facts About Mobile Phone Use:


    >> Plucked from someone's smelly arse.


    >>> * 75 per cent of Australians in the workforce use their mobile phones for work.


    >> Well whoopy ****ing do.


    >>> * 61 per cent do not access internet services via their mobile phone.


    >> Because of the stupid cost of doing that.


    >>> * Men make more calls for business purposes, women use mobiles for social connectivity.


    >> Wota ****ing wanker. The stupid cows actually just piss
    >> their company's money against the wall having a good yack.


    >>> * 33 per cent of Australians say it would be difficult to do their job properly without their mobile.


    >> Precisely 33% eh ? Yeah, right.


    >>> * Over 50 per cent of Australians believe the mobile helps their work-life balance.


    >> Wota ****ing wanker.


    >>> * Only 12 per cent of 14 to 17 year olds do not have a mobile.


    >> Another number plucked out of someone's arse.


    >>> The lowest number of owners (74 per cent) is found among those aged over 60 years.


    >> Wota surprise.


    >>> * There is a high awareness of 3G (86 per cent of males and 73 per cent of females).


    >> Bare faced lie.


    > That bit could actually be true.


    Dont believe it.

    > They probably equate it with the phone company "3".


    I doubt that percentage has even heard of that operation.

    >>> Those who use more of the functions of the newer handset and the 3G
    >>> network, use it for email, information services, banking and music.


    >> What the **** else is there, ****wit ?


    > I think the onboard vibrator gets a fair bit of use.


    Yeah, specially by that silly cow Aston.





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