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- 10-03-2005, 05:19 PM #1
Who cant like family guy?Some might gfind family guy... ehh... objectable... but everyone else LOVES family guy, so here it is, memorable quotes!
Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Olie?
Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Brian: I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin' what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
Lois: Peter, I'm off to my book club, don't forget you have to go to the PTA meeting.
Peter: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What are you high?
Lois: Nah, not anymore. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones. Now, I'm going to my book club and you are going to the meeting.
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- 11-10-2005, 07:19 PM #2Junior Member
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so do we get to see your butt? can we see your but now?
- 11-13-2005, 12:30 PM #3
On Stewies birthday:
Chris: Hey Stewie, do you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Well I guess ill have a shot at it but NO SPRINKLES and for every sprinkle i find i shall kill you
omg thats was funnyTHEIR CALLED FINGERS BUT THEY DONT FING................... O! THERE THEY GO
- 11-13-2005, 12:36 PM #4
wow i forgot about this post
- 11-26-2005, 09:07 AM #5Junior Member
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Stewie: and i can be sexy!
Stewie: Look at my fanny, look at my fanny.
laughed for 10minutes straight..
- 11-26-2005, 08:10 PM #6
http://thatvideosite.com/view/1173.html is the first
http://thatvideosite.com/view/1077.html is the second
http://thatvideosite.com/view/856.html my favoriteTHEIR CALLED FINGERS BUT THEY DONT FING................... O! THERE THEY GO
- 11-27-2005, 04:09 AM #7
Its penut butter jelly time LOL
amazing!
gigety gigetty
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- 11-27-2005, 05:29 AM #8Member
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Brian: What are you watching Peter?
Peter: Passion of the Christ. I tell ya Brian, this guy is just layin' there takin' it. If it were me I would've done somethin' about it.
(scene changes and shows Peter as Jesus on the ground being beaten like the scene from the actual movie. Lashing goes on several times, then Peter gets up and...)
Peter: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey...Hey!............
Peter: Stop it!....Stop it!...
Man that was beating Peter: Ok. (with frown on his face)
Peter: Ok?
Man: Ok.
Peter: Alright.
That was so freakin hilarious if you've seen it before! I have the clip saved on my computer.Last edited by DJ Mello; 11-27-2005 at 05:36 AM.
Plan: Power Pack 450
- 11-27-2005, 03:31 PM #9
you should def send that clip to me, thagts the funniest, lmfao, would look great with my intel Extreme and Radon pro graphics cards (hahah, nuff bragging )
- 11-27-2005, 03:33 PM #10
hey!
Alen, im scared of your Avatar, lmfao
DJ mello, PM me or email me, i want your i860
- 11-27-2005, 03:37 PM #11
Chris (talking to Peter): You're just running away from your troubles by being here!
Peter: No, she's right there. (Points to Meg.)
- 11-27-2005, 03:38 PM #12
Chris: I don't care what she says, I'm never going back!
Brian: Look you can't run away from your problems Chris. That's what I tried to do. I joined the Peace Corps and a day later I was two continents away.
Chris: Really?
Brian: Yep, but 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn't separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean it was growing everywhere. Oh my God! This one time we got so baked we ended up eating all the food at the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Oh man those villagers were so pissed! They tried to chase us, but lemme just say thank God for polio.
- 11-27-2005, 03:39 PM #13
Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are stranded in the ocean after a hurricane.)
Joe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Peter! You've been eating my legs??
Peter: Yeah see, now this is why I didn't say anything. I knew you were going to get like this.
- 11-27-2005, 03:40 PM #14
Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.
- 11-27-2005, 03:41 PM #15
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."
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