Contest: $500 CPF!!! Favorite Movie Quotes!

"Applesauce B*tch" - Ben Affleck during the shooting of Good Will Hunting 2 from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

---

› See More: Contest: $500 CPF!!! Favorite Movie Quotes!

Tina, you fat lard!!! - Napolean dynomite

Oh, my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me.

Who, Doc?!

The Libyans! Run for it, Marty!!

Oh, my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me.

Who, Doc?!

The Libyans! Run for it, Marty!!

- Back to the Future

in 2 more days i am going to give out a buttload of money to all the participants of the contest... probably a lot more than the original $500 i promised. so get those last minute entries in now!!!

Brad your great!

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry

Jerry: How could he tell you were not faking
Elaine: Caussseee I'm Gooooddd
Jerry: I guess after all the those beers he didnt care
Elaine: You couldn't tell!


Senifeld

I may have messed up a little, but that is basically how it went

"You have to do the best with what God gave you." -Mrs Gump (Forrest Gump)

Surely, you can't be serious!

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

-Airplane

Dumb and Dumber

Harry: "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

These are just a few of the gems found in my favorite movie of all time. It is possibly the best movie ever made about the Vietnam War (other than Apacolypse Now).

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "You better unf*#K yourself, or I will unscrew your head and S@%T down your neck!"

Private Joker - "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

And, one more for good measure...

Marines - "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

"Tina, u fat lard" - Napolean Dynomite
"Whatever i want, GOD" - Napolean Dynomite

had to add the last one!!! ...u gotta say it in napoleans voice though, or else it sounds dumb!! lol

Originally Posted by Renizay

"Tina, u fat lard" - Napolean Dynomite
"Whatever i want, GOD" - Napolean Dynomite

had to add the last one!!! ...u gotta say it in napoleans voice though, or else it sounds dumb!! lol

funny thing is, i have a keychain that says all of those things LMAO i don't carry it around with me or anything but for $5.99 at walgreens it was a must-have, especially after i pushed the button that said

"a liger. it's pretty much my favorite animal. it's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic" LMAO

ps i *think* someone already put in your first quote but i'll accept the 2nd one as your entry

Don - Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite - I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

- Napoleon Dynamite

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A clockwork Orange-Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!