CPF Rap battles

Welcome to the first annual rap battle on CPF!! Now, the contest will last untill the end of Feb. The top prize is 1,000,000 CPF!!. You MUST follow the rules, March 1st to 3rd, VOTE!! For your favorite rapper and ill add up all votes, top votes will get

1st - 1,000,000 CPF, 1 free unlock code*
2nd - 250,000 CPF
3rd - 50,000 CPF

*Phone must be compatible to my unlocking software, it is a code, and is not gaurenteed to work.

Rules:

1. No swearing above: Ass and Damn
2. No Copied material, all entries must be original
3. Have fun

I may post something in it, but will not be truly entering it, so DO NOT vote for me

ALL are able to enter this contest... IF they can

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Looks like this contest is a rap! Was a good idea though.

Puns, puns, puns, haha its all good

Originally Posted by robb4248

Puns, puns, puns, haha its all good

Sorry Robb, I couldn't resist.

I'm in a cell phone fourm, don't really wanna bore 'em, but here's my rap for thee.

Ahem...

Got a Nokia on my knee-ya, would not wanna be-ya -- owner of a BlackBerry, with RIM in some hot water, about stuff they shudda boughta, and now the it's up to Judge Judy...

They want RIM to pay some moola, And RIM will say "Go screwa", and scream "Kiss my Butt you fools!!" ... "To pay you now will just be hara-kiri."

<Arms folded, head tilted.. check it!>

Ok no booing, I'm an old man, the strain on my heart might kill me!

Thank you thank you.. where's my prize?

So so? where's my prize? Huh huh?

holds out grubby paws

does that qualify as the winning rap? lol

I like it!

got my vote!

robb, the public is demanding for you to write a check. (this could get ugly) lol

I was chilling with my homies on my Motorola cellie phonie, on a Cingularaly bright sunny day, when along came a spider with a brand new Sony Slider that he just bought on ebay today...

Said the spider see my slider hear the tunes they be much brighter than my old phone's tiny speaker PA, see the screen it's oh so brighta and the signals up to outa sighta, you must agree my phones da bomb don't ya say?

Pay me or I'll keep making these things up!

Da Rapping Bear

how much to quit?!?

and does my original deposit count towards your 'termination' fee?

Originally Posted by n1ckel5

how much to quit?!?

and does my original deposit count towards your 'termination' fee?

Nic? You's wanna me to stoppa? Was that a bribe sent by a coppa to drive the rapping Bear DJ away? (I should be so lucky to be a DJ!)

Will I find in my bed (just his head from what is said), my friend Flocker from down the blocka, a horse that is rumored to neigh?

Uh oh... this is bad I'd best be stopping cause my Rap here just ain't chopping.

lol...hilarious!

mo money, mo problems!

Originally Posted by the rules

Now, the contest will last untill the end of Feb.

read the rules man, all entries till the last of feb