[WirelessWave_B]

I've always had this hobby of writing out extremely random things and posting them on forum sites. Now it's your turn:

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[WirelessWave_B]

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One of my closest friends, Tess, asked me what she thought was a very simply question:

What exactly is SpyWare?

My reply was as follows:

Tess, This is what spyware is:

Spyware does not exhist. It is something that George Bush, in accordance with every major software company in the world has fabricated. What you are about to read Tess, is a transcript of a conversation that I recorded between George "I'm a dumbass" Bush, and one of his aides.

Bush (to whoever would listen): "What's someone that we could charge people to fix allls the times?"

Bush Aide (Obviously annoyed): "Don't you mean something sir? Not someone?...And computers are something that we could charge people to fix all the time...Who can fix those?"

Bush (Voicing his only thought of the day): "Hmmm....That's it, we should make something up that we could say is about to go wrong with every computer ever created. But, we need a name. Lets call it: "Anti-Freedom bad computer sickness"".

Bush Aide (while picking chunks of bacon from his teeth): "How bout Comi Spy-ware sir?"

....Later that day....At a Bill Gates Press Conference...

Gates: "Ladies and gentlemen. It has been brought to my attention that every computer made by every company in every country in the world has deep inside it...An inherent flaw."

*snickers* while trying to hastely cover the microphone.

Gates: "This flaw puts your computer, and more importantly, your FREEDOME in the hands of people who wish to make you feel terror."

*Audience gasps*....

Audience (In unison): "WHAT CAN WE DO OH GREAT GATES?"

Gates: "The solution is simple. I've released an "anti-spyware" program that you must use in order to keep your information from being stolen. It's called "The Shaft V.1.0.", and keep up on Microsoft.com for updates, and GUESS WHAT?"

Audience (In unison): "WHAT GREAT GATES?"

Gates: "The involuntary, automatic, and most importantly: critical updates will be done without notice and will be billed to your credit card (or that of a family member, friend or someone that lives in the same city) as often as they are needed.

Gates changed the name so that it could be marketed to the younger credit-card stealing demographic, and that is how the fictious enitity known as "SpyWare" was created and used as a device for draining people of millions of dollars. Like Cancer.

In the words of the great and wise C.W.P.: **** GEORGE BUSH!

[OBXVZW21]

i rock.

[d3adeyes]

my favorite saying

You aren't drunk until it takes 2 hands to hold on the the earth to keep from falling off !

[Robb4248]

the SPAM board lmao

[Mark]

Everyone needs a place to let lose robb

[n1ckel5]

random thought: i hate crappy customer service, yet love it!

they give you free items (worth more than your original order) to compensate for their mistakes and inadequacies!

thanks for the new wireless keyboard/mouse dell!

[TwoToneGT]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

[Brad729]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

http://cellphoneforums.net/t201735.html

[NcVogtGirl22]

I'm a HUGE Garth Brooks fan. And my boyfriend hates him..

[OBXVZW21]

yah garth brooks does suck

[Dreamshadow]

Dear Brother,

You don't know hw much I needed to hear from you. I wanted to write you many a time but I dug how much I must have hurt you and so I didn't write. But now I feel like a man who's been trying to climb up out of some deep, real deep and ****y hold and just saw the sun up there, outside. I got to get outside.
I can't tell you much about how I got here. I mean I don't know how to tell you. I guess I was afraid of something or I was tryign to escape from soemthing and you know I have never been very strong in the head (smile). I'm glad Mama and Daddy are dead and can't see what's happened to their son and I swear if I'd known what I was doing I would never have hurt you so, you and a lot of other fine people who were nice to me and who believed in me.


Kudos to those who know where this is from.

[Sakuya]

I live with ma sis dream next to her and we don't talk to each other

[OBXVZW21]

ouch my earlobe hurts

[Brad729]

ouch my earlobe hurts

Then stop pulling on it.