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Ok this is from one of my favourite shows made here in canada. Its called Corner Gas.
Its about a small town and its people focused around the towns gas station in saskatchewan. (kind of long quote)

Brent LeRoy: Want me to fill it up?

Man: Sure. You know I've never driven across Saskatchewan before.

Brent LeRoy: Well, you still haven't really. About halfway to go yet.

Man: Sure is flat.

Brent LeRoy: How do you mean?

Man: You know, flat. Nothing to see.

Brent LeRoy: What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says
Saskatchewan is flat.

Hank Yarbo: How do you mean?

Brent LeRoy: Topographically I guess. He says there's nothin' to see.

Hank Yarbo: There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view.

Brent LeRoy: There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.

Man: You guys always this sarcastic?

Brent LeRoy: There's nothin' else to do.

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1. Brain : Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?


2. Brain : Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.


3. Pinky : Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?
Brain : Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.

Oh no, I can't stop......

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

Okay....one more!

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?


NARF!

Gargamel - "Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick! "
Azrael the Cat - "Reow-row-row-reowww! "


Papa Smurf - "Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far. "


Ha-ha-ha...Smurfs...

Originally Posted by Dark Messenger

Man: You guys always this sarcastic?

Brent LeRoy: There's nothin' else to do.

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At first I didn't think you had it goin' for ya, but I got a laugh out of that. Thanks!

Originally Posted by chefedwincook

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

I love your quotes, but ya know I can't pay you for every one of them! I might drop you some more $ later after a trip to the bank Thanks for giving me a couple good laughs!!!

Originally Posted by Brad729

I love your quotes, but ya know I can't pay you for every one of them! I might drop you some more $ later after a trip to the bank Thanks for giving me a couple good laughs!!!

*LOL* Hey Brad, you brought this on yourself by resurrecting this dying thread!

No money necessary, it's all about the giggles!


Originally Posted by Brad729
I love your quotes, but ya know I can't pay you for every one of them! I might drop you some more $ later after a trip to the bank Thanks for giving me a couple good laughs!!!

Originally Posted by chefedwincook

No money necessary, it's all about the giggles!

Then, giggle away my friend! Nobody else wants my money...

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Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
Pinky: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Brain: Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

don't know if anyone else noticed, but yahoo's buzz log entry this afternoon is quotable tv shows.

link: http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/1402/y...-buzz-morebuzz

NOS is like a hot girl with STD's. You know you want to hit it, but your afraid of the consequenses.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but does the queen jet ski?

"I pity tha fool!"
- Mr.T

"Could you imagine two grown men doing this? Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
- Rick James

Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
(waits a sec)
Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

"Things like escalated to the point where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his a** man, you know, cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper."
- Charlie Murphy

"All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant."
- Dave as P. Diddy

"Who are the best five rappers in the world?"
- Dave as Dylan

"waddya gunna do" - sopranos