- 02-27-2006, 12:04 AM #1
Instead of running a contest with a bunch of crazy rules, just post your favorite quotes from TV shows. Just make sure your quote is in line with the site's rules, basically just make sure it's PG-13. I'll give $500 CPF cash for every TV quote I think is funny, witty, inspiring, or whatever. It doesn't have to be funny or anytyhing else, if I like it I'll give you money. How's that for a simple rule??? I'll start with a quote from South Park:
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom
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- 02-27-2006, 12:46 AM #2Junior Member
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"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie
- 02-27-2006, 10:18 AM #3
Michael: What do I write under "reason for visit?"
Jim: Concussion. [Michael scratches something out] What'd you write?
Michael: ..."Bringing someone to the hospital."
- The Office
I could quote that show all day. But I did cheat somewhat. Since there's so many funny lines, I had to look up some online to refresh my memory.
- 02-27-2006, 02:45 PM #4
form taxi when they all go camping
Jim don't eat those blueberries they may not be blueberries
what ?
those may be blueberries but not blueberries
uhhhhhh
listen they might be BLUE berries but not blueberries
ahhhhhhh hell! (eats the berries )If i helped you some +rep would be good
If I pissed you off then i deserve -rep
and if I really helped you feel free to donate some CPF$
- 02-27-2006, 04:59 PM #5
500.00 CPF $ donated to rdmty successfully!
500.00 CPF $ donated to n1ckel5 successfully!
500.00 CPF $ donated to d3adeyes successfully!
Thanks everyone, good for starters!
- 04-02-2006, 05:05 PM #6
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
This contest never caught on I suppose... oh well I'll keep my money
- 04-03-2006, 01:32 PM #7
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
Family Guy has recently become my favorite TV show and since your willing to dole out the CPF$ for some quotes... and nobody else seems willing to take it, well, here goes!
(You may get the idea that Stewie is my favorite character... you're right!)
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b*t*h.
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.
Stewie (reading the Bible):" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
and finally:
Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!"LG VX9900 (enV)
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- 04-03-2006, 02:17 PM #8
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
500.00 CPF $ donated to paulcman successfully!
Hint: There is a rumor we might be getting some new features in the store soon. It's just a rumor, hehe, but if you think you've done all you can do with CPF cash, think again! I have a feeling when the new features come along (if I'm not just pulling your leg !) we'll all be spending a lot of our saved CPF cash on some nifty new profile upgrades.....
- 04-04-2006, 09:09 AM #9
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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Same thing we do every night...we're going to take over the world!
- 04-04-2006, 10:36 AM #10
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family guy is the greatest i have all seasons on DVD and the movie.
Peter: Don't worry, I've got an idea-an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
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Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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Peter: (at the Drunken Clam)...yah and then Chris starts in with all this Yo! Yo! Yo! stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So i started beating him with a hose and then my arm got tired...so I came here.
peter is the man everyone likes stewie (i like him too), but peter is just so stupid its funny.
- 04-04-2006, 12:36 PM #11
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
Originally Posted by chefedwincook
I love Pinky & the Brain! Thanks for your contribution to the thread! I'll have to invent some kind of random drawing or something like that so I can put you in it Actually, I might drop a few more $ in your account later after I make a trip to the CPF BankLast edited by Brad729; 04-04-2006 at 12:42 PM. Reason: removed sig to cleanup thread :)
- 04-04-2006, 12:41 PM #12
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
Originally Posted by OBXVZW21Last edited by Brad729; 04-04-2006 at 10:04 PM. Reason: removed sig
- 04-04-2006, 02:00 PM #13
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
from chapelle's show.....
Charlie Murphy : Prince, you got a towel man its kind of hot here??
Prince: why dont you go purify yourself in the water of lake Minitonka....UTP SWAT UP
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hit the rep!!
- 04-04-2006, 02:19 PM #14
- 04-04-2006, 10:01 PM #15
Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$
Originally Posted by sniper0981
That's another good one LOL, Comedy Central is basically the only channel I watch
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