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    Brad729
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    Instead of running a contest with a bunch of crazy rules, just post your favorite quotes from TV shows. Just make sure your quote is in line with the site's rules, basically just make sure it's PG-13. I'll give $500 CPF cash for every TV quote I think is funny, witty, inspiring, or whatever. It doesn't have to be funny or anytyhing else, if I like it I'll give you money. How's that for a simple rule??? I'll start with a quote from South Park:

    "Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom


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    Michael: What do I write under "reason for visit?"
    Jim: Concussion. [Michael scratches something out] What'd you write?
    Michael: ..."Bringing someone to the hospital."

    - The Office

    I could quote that show all day. But I did cheat somewhat. Since there's so many funny lines, I had to look up some online to refresh my memory.



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    form taxi when they all go camping

    Jim don't eat those blueberries they may not be blueberries

    what ?

    those may be blueberries but not blueberries

    uhhhhhh

    listen they might be BLUE berries but not blueberries

    ahhhhhhh hell! (eats the berries )
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    500.00 CPF $ donated to rdmty successfully!

    500.00 CPF $ donated to n1ckel5 successfully!

    500.00 CPF $ donated to d3adeyes successfully!

    Thanks everyone, good for starters!



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    This contest never caught on I suppose... oh well I'll keep my money



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    Family Guy has recently become my favorite TV show and since your willing to dole out the CPF$ for some quotes... and nobody else seems willing to take it, well, here goes!

    (You may get the idea that Stewie is my favorite character... you're right!)

    Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
    Stewie: What did you just say?
    Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
    Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b*t*h.

    Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

    Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

    Stewie (reading the Bible):" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

    and finally:

    Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!"
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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    500.00 CPF $ donated to paulcman successfully!

    Hint: There is a rumor we might be getting some new features in the store soon. It's just a rumor, hehe, but if you think you've done all you can do with CPF cash, think again! I have a feeling when the new features come along (if I'm not just pulling your leg !) we'll all be spending a lot of our saved CPF cash on some nifty new profile upgrades.....



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    What are we going to do tonight Brain?

    Same thing we do every night...we're going to take over the world!



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    family guy is the greatest i have all seasons on DVD and the movie.

    Peter: Don't worry, I've got an idea-an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
    ---------
    Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
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    Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
    Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
    Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
    Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
    ---------
    Peter: (at the Drunken Clam)...yah and then Chris starts in with all this Yo! Yo! Yo! stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So i started beating him with a hose and then my arm got tired...so I came here.

    peter is the man everyone likes stewie (i like him too), but peter is just so stupid its funny.
    Can you hear me now?
    Lois: You're drunk again.
    Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    Quote Originally Posted by chefedwincook
    What are we going to do tonight Brain?

    Same thing we do every night...we're going to take over the world!
    500.00 CPF $ donated to chefedwincook successfully!

    I love Pinky & the Brain! Thanks for your contribution to the thread! I'll have to invent some kind of random drawing or something like that so I can put you in it Actually, I might drop a few more $ in your account later after I make a trip to the CPF Bank
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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    Quote Originally Posted by OBXVZW21
    family guy is the greatest i have all seasons on DVD and the movie.
    Wow, we're getting a lot of Family Guy quotes in this thread already, and that's fine as long as nobody repeats a quote! Thanks for the quotes Obx, but I wasn't sure if you wanted to get paid like everyone else, or just posting for fun?
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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    from chapelle's show.....

    Charlie Murphy : Prince, you got a towel man its kind of hot here??
    Prince: why dont you go purify yourself in the water of lake Minitonka....
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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    nah brad i dont need the $$ you need it your the one giving it away all the time. im just doing this for fun.
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    Lois: You're drunk again.
    Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.



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    Re: $$$ Post Your Favorite TV Quotes, Get CPF Cash $$$

    Quote Originally Posted by sniper0981
    from chapelle's show.....
    500.00 CPF $ donated to sniper0981 successfully!



    That's another good one LOL, Comedy Central is basically the only channel I watch