- 07-11-2006, 12:01 AM #1
MASTERCARD WEDDING
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride, his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 gloss of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
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- 07-11-2006, 12:33 AM #2Junior Member
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Re: Mastercard Wedding
Loved it. Needed a laugh. D'oh..... did the groom head off on the honeymoon alone? Hope so!
- 08-08-2006, 10:43 PM #3Member
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Too Funny!! Talk about revenge, I LOVE it! ( am mean that way!)
- 08-09-2006, 12:54 PM #4
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Outstanding Binx! Great find!
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- 08-09-2006, 12:56 PM #5
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that's an urban legend, but it always cracks me up. i hope someone pulls that off one day.
- 08-09-2006, 01:12 PM #6Junior Member
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Re: Mastercard Wedding
Originally Posted by X-Factor
yep... funny, but that story has been going around for years
- 08-09-2006, 03:36 PM #7
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Who cares if it is an urban legend or not, its hilarious!
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