[Nags]

We all have a Seinfeld quote that makes us stop what were doing and smile when we hear it or think about it. Let's hear yours, can be a quote or word from the show. I'll start it off with a classic!

..."You got a question, you ask the 8-ball"

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[Neckbones]

I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum. -George

I can't remember the episode, but I thought that was one of the funniest lines from the show.

[graysonkoonce]

George "MAGIC TIME"

[TrustNo1]

"It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination." - Jerry

The one where George gives Jerry's Tax stuff to is soon to be ex-girlfriend.

"I---I know" - Jerry

From like every episode.

[Nags]

"IT'S THE SUMMER OF GEORGE, it's the summer of George."

[daniellehuntle]

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[daniellehuntle]

no soup for you

[daniellehuntle]

George: say vandelay say vandelay! (george falls on fllor with pants around ankles)
Jerry: and you wanna be my latex salesman

[ShawnREV]

haha... these are great! please excuse me while i piss my pants

[Crash11]

The best quote that captures the essence of the show perfectly is this conversation:
Elaine: "I will NEVER understand people!"
Jerry: "They're the worst."

I think this is my personal favorite though.......

Kramer: "Right now over there is a beautiful woman who wants to walk around naked, and you want to tell her to stop?!?!?!?! That's the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard."

[puzzleno02]

Hoochimamaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Trekker56]

serenity now

[MobileActive]

Guys, you've all missed the best one!

HELLO, Newman....

[coheed328]

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man giving back soup in a deli.

[Sham3d]

"hasta la vista, baby."

haha i love seinfeld!