Real Life Dane Cook Incidents

Kid hit by a car crossing street and lands on his feet

--"I'm fine, I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine. I'm a little bit hungry.
But uh other than that I'm fi-"
--"No you should really sit down, you're bleeding from the ears."
--"I know, I know that. I do that.
Every couple of weeks I empty the blood out of my own head, it's tradition in my family. Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.
I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy.
I'm fine I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush."

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A tire....hit Mary......IN THE FACE! This tire hunted Mary dowwwwwwn, this tire MURDERED Mary!!!!

(pretty sure that's a photoshopped pic btw)

Originally Posted by tavenger5

(pretty sure that's a photoshopped pic btw)

It has Worth1000 on it... that's a site for Photoshoppers that holds regular contests for that sort of thing. There's some pretty amazing work on there if you've never checked it out before.