New iPad 2 Crushes Finland

Steve Jobs today released a Revolution on top of a Revolution!

This Keynote was WAY beyond what anyone expected. The iPad 2 officially
wins 90% of the tablet market for the next 10 years. Nobody is even
remotely close to what was announced today.

33% Thinner!
2 Cameras / Back is HD
1.3 Pounds
9 Times Faster Video
Smart Magnetic Covers
1080p Mirroring
10-18 hours of battery life
Wireless Video into your Television
Up to 64GB of SSD
Supports Facetime to iPhone, iPod Touch and Macs
3G on both Verizon and ATT
Three-axis gyroscope
Still $499

Be sure to WATCH the Video on the main link below, it really illustrates
what just happened. Again, watch the video...

http://www.apple.com/ipad/

http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/

http://www.apple.com/ipad/features/

http://www.apple.com/ipad/built-in-apps/
http://www.apple.com/ipad/ios4/

http://www.apple.com/ipad/smart-cover/

general keynote details here:

http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/02/l...-ipad-2-event/

They go on sale in 10 days, March 11th. $499

If you haven't started making money on the iPad Revolution, here is the
link to start making millions:

http://developer.apple.com/technologies/ios/

more later, it's another great day for computing!

AAPL will become a $3500 stock, just watch.

They are replacing all "paper".

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Oxford wrote:
> Steve Jobs today released a Revolution on top of a Revolution!
>
> This Keynote was WAY beyond what anyone expected. The iPad 2 officially
> wins 90% of the tablet market for the next 10 years. Nobody is even
> remotely close to what was announced today.
>
> 33% Thinner!
> 2 Cameras / Back is HD
> 1.3 Pounds
> 9 Times Faster Video
> Smart Magnetic Covers
> 1080p Mirroring
> 10-18 hours of battery life
> Wireless Video into your Television
> Up to 64GB of SSD
> Supports Facetime to iPhone, iPod Touch and Macs
> 3G on both Verizon and ATT
> Three-axis gyroscope
> Still $499
>
> Be sure to WATCH the Video on the main link below, it really illustrates
> what just happened. Again, watch the video...
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/features/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/built-in-apps/
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/ios4/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/smart-cover/
>
> general keynote details here:
>
> http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/02/l...-ipad-2-event/
>
> They go on sale in 10 days, March 11th. $499
>
> If you haven't started making money on the iPad Revolution, here is the
> link to start making millions:
>
> http://developer.apple.com/technologies/ios/
>
> more later, it's another great day for computing!
>
> AAPL will become a $3500 stock, just watch.
>
> They are replacing all "paper".

Another Apple wanker posting on a forum that has nothing to do with his
favorite company, nor even makes any equivalent product!
Steve Jobs could paint a stone white and sell it as an iPaperWeight for
$50 and people would still queue up outside the store the previous night
to buy it.

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Oxford wrote:
> Steve Jobs today released a Revolution on top of a Revolution!
>
> This Keynote was WAY beyond what anyone expected. The iPad 2 officially
> wins 90% of the tablet market for the next 10 years. Nobody is even
> remotely close to what was announced today.
>
> 33% Thinner!
> 2 Cameras / Back is HD
> 1.3 Pounds
> 9 Times Faster Video
> Smart Magnetic Covers
> 1080p Mirroring
> 10-18 hours of battery life
> Wireless Video into your Television
> Up to 64GB of SSD
> Supports Facetime to iPhone, iPod Touch and Macs
> 3G on both Verizon and ATT
> Three-axis gyroscope
> Still $499
>
> Be sure to WATCH the Video on the main link below, it really illustrates
> what just happened. Again, watch the video...
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/features/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/built-in-apps/
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/ios4/
>
> http://www.apple.com/ipad/smart-cover/
>
> general keynote details here:
>
> http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/02/l...-ipad-2-event/
>
> They go on sale in 10 days, March 11th. $499
>
> If you haven't started making money on the iPad Revolution, here is the
> link to start making millions:
>
> http://developer.apple.com/technologies/ios/
>
> more later, it's another great day for computing!
>
> AAPL will become a $3500 stock, just watch.
>
> They are replacing all "paper".


Crushes 'Finland' aka Nokia when Nokia isn't even making any sort of
tablet device? Another Apple wanker who can't resist showing off the
great Steve 'give me a blow'Job's announcement. He could paint a stone
white, call it iPaperWeight and morons like you would still camp outside
the store the previous night for the privilege of paying $100 for it.


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