Welcome to uesnet no rules apply. This is USENET.

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"sacmedic35" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Welcome to usenet no rules apply. This is USENET.

The un-written rules:

1: always use a cryptic screen name to hide behind. Make it sound old, so no
one knows your 12 years old.

2: Try to cram as many typos into one incomplete sentence as you can.

3: Never respond on topic.

4: the 5th amendment only applies to statements we all like to hear. please
keep controversial topics away as they may be important.

5: if someone posts a question, make sure and flame them for bad *****ing
and poor grammar, and never answer their question.

6: always top-post, and never clean the text.

7: try to keep your statements as vague as you can. Someone else can fill in
the details for you.

8: if you are debating on Usenet. there is no need to prove your side,
since you are right. simply state that the other person is wrong. There is
no need to post facts, or to clarify why they are wrong. They can figure it
out.

9: usenet is 100% FACT. everything posted on Usenet can be thought of as
100% accurate, and does not need to be verified.

Anyone else out there care to add to the list? ;-)

In article <[email protected]>,
"Trey" <[email protected]> wrote:

> 8: if you are debating on Usenet. there is no need to prove your side,
> since you are right. simply state that the other person is wrong. There is
> no need to post facts, or to clarify why they are wrong. They can figure it
> out.

If you totally disagree with the other side, don't argue, just call the
poster a Moron, a troll, or use some obscene words. The nastier the
better.

I'd like to add:

10: The guy who the most is the guy you can trust to be most accurate. He's
sure to have an answer to every question to share his vast knowledge as a
public service. (It isn't just that he has no life and spends all day
posting on usenet.)

Mark


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In article <[email protected]>,
"Mark W. Oots" <mark_ctc@(delete this)ameritech.net> wrote:

>
> 10: The guy who the most is the guy you can trust to be most accurate. He's
> sure to have an answer to every question to share his vast knowledge as a
> public service. (It isn't just that he has no life and spends all day
> posting on usenet.)

Its not nice to refer to our friend Bob Smith that way.

You guys are just sayin' all that cause it's true!!!

"Røbert M" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> "Mark W. Oots" <mark_ctc@(delete this)ameritech.net> wrote:
>
> >
> > 10: The guy who the most is the guy you can trust to be most accurate.
He's
> > sure to have an answer to every question to share his vast knowledge as
a
> > public service. (It isn't just that he has no life and spends all day
> > posting on usenet.)
>
> Its not nice to refer to our friend Bob Smith that way.

Oh, I'm not on all the time Phillipe ... and what were you saying about
insulting other folks here? You take the cake Phillipe ...

Bob

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]=20
says...
> You guys are just sayin' all that cause it's true!!!
>=20
>=20
>=20


See Rule #9.

--=20
R=D8=DF
O/Siris
I work for Sprint PCS
I *don't* speak for them

"Trey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "sacmedic35" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Welcome to usenet no rules apply. This is USENET.
>
> The un-written rules:
>
> 1: always use a cryptic screen name to hide behind. Make it sound old,
so no
> one knows your 12 years old.
>
> 2: Try to cram as many typos into one incomplete sentence as you can.
>
> 3: Never respond on topic.
>
> 4: the 5th amendment only applies to statements we all like to hear.
please
> keep controversial topics away as they may be important.
>
> 5: if someone posts a question, make sure and flame them for bad
*****ing
> and poor grammar, and never answer their question.
>
> 6: always top-post, and never clean the text.
>
> 7: try to keep your statements as vague as you can. Someone else can
fill in
> the details for you.
>
> 8: if you are debating on Usenet. there is no need to prove your
side,
> since you are right. simply state that the other person is wrong.
There is
> no need to post facts, or to clarify why they are wrong. They can
figure it
> out.
>
> 9: usenet is 100% FACT. everything posted on Usenet can be thought of
as
> 100% accurate, and does not need to be verified.
>
> Anyone else out there care to add to the list? ;-)
>
>
>

10: Close every post with the threat of a class action suit.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
73 de K3SLS/FM03qu/EchoLink 55379

"K3SLS" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Trey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > "sacmedic35" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Welcome to usenet no rules apply. This is USENET.
> >
> > The un-written rules:
> >
> > 1: always use a cryptic screen name to hide behind. Make it sound old,
> so no
> > one knows your 12 years old.
> >
> > 2: Try to cram as many typos into one incomplete sentence as you can.
> >
> > 3: Never respond on topic.
> >
> > 4: the 5th amendment only applies to statements we all like to hear.
> please
> > keep controversial topics away as they may be important.
> >
> > 5: if someone posts a question, make sure and flame them for bad
> *****ing
> > and poor grammar, and never answer their question.
> >
> > 6: always top-post, and never clean the text.
> >
> > 7: try to keep your statements as vague as you can. Someone else can
> fill in
> > the details for you.
> >
> > 8: if you are debating on Usenet. there is no need to prove your
> side,
> > since you are right. simply state that the other person is wrong.
> There is
> > no need to post facts, or to clarify why they are wrong. They can
> figure it
> > out.
> >
> > 9: usenet is 100% FACT. everything posted on Usenet can be thought of
> as
> > 100% accurate, and does not need to be verified.
> >
> > Anyone else out there care to add to the list? ;-)
> >
> >
> >
>
> 10: Close every post with the threat of a class action suit.
>
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 73 de K3SLS/FM03qu/EchoLink 55379
>
>

11: Please feed the trolls.