someone else's ball

I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I was
sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I trying
to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It seemed
like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and found
out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am going
to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
ally. lets see how they like that

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This guy is the poor man's Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)...


"Billy Crabs" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
> decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I was
> sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
> saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I
trying
> to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
> kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It
seemed
> like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and found
> out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
> not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
> life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am
going
> to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
> ally. lets see how they like that
>
>

"Phantom" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> This guy is the poor man's Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)...
>
>
> "Billy Crabs" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news[email protected]...
>> I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
>> decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I
>> was
>> sining the theme song to happy days and in front of some persons house I
>> saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I
> trying
>> to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
>> kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight. It
> seemed
>> like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot and
>> found
>> out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
>> not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
>> life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am
> going
>> to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
>> ally. lets see how they like that

Moral of the story, never kick someone's ball!

bamp