Telstra opens gates to high speed wireless

In article <[email protected]>, "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>"Polly Page" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
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>> "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless gateway
>>>>>> in the world.
>>>
>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.
>>>
>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per second)
>>>
>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.
>>>
>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that does 7.2?
>>>
>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world, you
>>> stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.
>>>
>>
>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>
>Wrong.
>McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being bragged about
>by Telstra.

Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)

Cheers, Phred.

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Phred <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> "Polly Page" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless
>>>>>>> gateway in the world.
>>>>
>>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.
>>>>
>>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per
>>>>>>> second)
>>>>
>>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.
>>>>
>>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that
>>>>> does 7.2?
>>>>
>>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world,
>>>> you stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>>
>> Wrong.
>> McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being
>> bragged about by Telstra.
>
> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)

But the McDs wont be, you watch.

In article <[email protected]>, "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Phred <[email protected]> wrote:
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> "Polly Page" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>> "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless
>>>>>>>> gateway in the world.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per
>>>>>>>> second)
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that
>>>>>> does 7.2?
>>>>>
>>>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world,
>>>>> you stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.
>>>>>
>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>>>
>>> Wrong.
>>> McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being
>>> bragged about by Telstra.
>>
>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)
>
>But the McDs wont be, you watch.

Probably not! In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a major
shopping centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns just as the high
school kids infiltrated the place. They all flocked around the Mac's
stand in one of those "food hall" places. Not one took any of the
many other food options for an after school snack. :-(

Cheers, Phred.

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"Phred" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email protected]>, "Rod Speed"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Phred <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> In article <[email protected]>,
>>> "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> "Polly Page" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>> "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless
>>>>>>>>> gateway in the world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per
>>>>>>>>> second)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that
>>>>>>> does 7.2?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world,
>>>>>> you stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>>>>
>>>> Wrong.
>>>> McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being
>>>> bragged about by Telstra.
>>>
>>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)
>>
>>But the McDs wont be, you watch.
>
> Probably not! In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a major
> shopping centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns just as the high
> school kids infiltrated the place. They all flocked around the Mac's
> stand in one of those "food hall" places. Not one took any of the
> many other food options for an after school snack. :-(
>
> Cheers, Phred.

Showing your age, old man..

Phred <[email protected]> wrote
> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>> Kwyjibo <[email protected]> wrote
>>>> Polly Page <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote

>>>>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless gateway in the world.

>>>>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.

>>>>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per second)

>>>>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.

>>>>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that does 7.2?

>>>>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world,
>>>>>> you stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.

>>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..

>>>> Wrong.
>>>> McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being bragged about by Telstra.

>>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)

>> But the McDs wont be, you watch.

> Probably not!

Absolutely guaranteed not.

> In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a major shopping centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns

I wish you wouldnt leap out of that closet quite so enthusiastically, there are clearly children reading here.

> just as the high school kids infiltrated the place. They all flocked
> around the Mac's stand in one of those "food hall" places. Not one
> took any of the many other food options for an after school snack. :-(

And they all sneered at the silly old fart with his walking frame too |-)

"Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Phred <[email protected]> wrote:
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> "Kwyjibo" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> "Polly Page" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>
>>>> "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>> Michael <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless
>>>>>>>> gateway in the world.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per
>>>>>>>> second)
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whoopy ****ing do. Pity about what wifi can do, ****wit.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Who has a national mass-market wifi product in Australia that
>>>>>> does 7.2?
>>>>>
>>>>> Irrelevant to what is the fastest wireless gateway in the world,
>>>>> you stupid pig ignorant illiterate dunny cleaning ****wit child.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>>>
>>> Wrong.
>>> McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds than what's being
>>> bragged about by Telstra.
>>
>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon. ;-)
>
> But the McDs wont be, you watch.
>

Pathetic Roddles.. really.

Phred <[email protected]> wrote
> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>> Kwyjibo <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>> Polly Page <[email protected]> wrote

>>>>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..

>>>>>> Wrong. McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds
>>>>>> than what's being bragged about by Telstra.

>>>>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon.
>>>>> ;-)

>>>> But the McDs wont be, you watch.

>>> Probably not!

>> Absolutely guaranteed not.

>>> In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a major shopping
>>> centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns

>> I wish you wouldnt leap out of that closet quite so
>> enthusiastically, there are clearly children reading here.

>>> just as the high school kids infiltrated the place. They all
>>> flocked around the Mac's stand in one of those "food hall" places.
>>> Not one took any of the many other food options for an after school snack.
>>> :-(

>> And they all sneered at the silly old fart with his walking frame too |-)

> Well bugger me!

No thanks. Its Mikey thats into that sort of thing.

> What a red letter day -- you and Alan Parkington in agreement! :-)

Just another of your pathetic little drug crazed hallucinations |-)

> But I have to admit this goes entirely over my head.

No surprises there.

> Why is it taken as an indication of nearing use-by date, to be
> surprised over the popularity of McDonald's among teenagers
> to the exclusion of all the many other culinary styles on offer?

Because the ancient greeks used to sit around in their togas
or whatever they wore and howl precisely the same way.

> Seems the little buggers are even more conservative than we BOFs!

How do you know they are buggers ?

> [Note: Followups set to aus.food]

Nope.

In article <[email protected]>, "Rod Speed" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>> Kwyjibo <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>> Polly Page <[email protected]> wrote
>
>>>>>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..
>
>>>>>>> Wrong. McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds
>>>>>>> than what's being bragged about by Telstra.
>
>>>>>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon.
>>>>>> ;-)
>
>>>>> But the McDs wont be, you watch.
>
>>>> Probably not!
>
>>> Absolutely guaranteed not.
>
>>>> In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a major shopping
>>>> centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns
>
>>> I wish you wouldnt leap out of that closet quite so
>>> enthusiastically, there are clearly children reading here.
>
>>>> just as the high school kids infiltrated the place. They all
>>>> flocked around the Mac's stand in one of those "food hall" places.
>>>> Not one took any of the many other food options for an after school snack.
>>>> :-(
>
>>> And they all sneered at the silly old fart with his walking frame too |-)
>
>> Well bugger me!
>
>No thanks. Its Mikey thats into that sort of thing.
>
>> What a red letter day -- you and Alan Parkington in agreement! :-)
>
>Just another of your pathetic little drug crazed hallucinations |-)

Nope. Just an alcoholic haze! (Won't be a fog until tomorrow. :-)

>> But I have to admit this goes entirely over my head.
>
>No surprises there.
>
>> Why is it taken as an indication of nearing use-by date, to be
>> surprised over the popularity of McDonald's among teenagers
>> to the exclusion of all the many other culinary styles on offer?
>
>Because the ancient greeks used to sit around in their togas
>or whatever they wore and howl precisely the same way.
>
>> Seems the little buggers are even more conservative than we BOFs!
>
>How do you know they are buggers ?
>
>> [Note: Followups set to aus.food]
>
>Nope.

Why am I not surprised? ;-)

Cheers, Phred.

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Phred <[email protected]> wrote
> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>> Phred <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>> Kwyjibo <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>> Polly Page <[email protected]> wrote

>>>>>>>>> Telstra now offer the fastest wireless gateway in the world, Rod..

>>>>>>>> Wrong. McDonalds and Starbucks offer faster speeds
>>>>>>>> than what's being bragged about by Telstra.

>>>>>>> Sounds like many Starbucks gateways will be slamming shut soon.
>>>>>>> ;-)

>>>>>> But the McDs wont be, you watch.

>>>>> Probably not!

>>>> Absolutely guaranteed not.

>>>>> In fact I was pretty depressed today when in a
>>>>> major shopping centre in the tourist ghetto of Cairns

>>>> I wish you wouldnt leap out of that closet quite so
>>>> enthusiastically, there are clearly children reading here.

>>>>> just as the high school kids infiltrated the place. They all flocked
>>>>> around the Mac's stand in one of those "food hall" places.

>>>>> Not one took any of the many other food options for an after school snack. :-(

>>>> And they all sneered at the silly old fart with his walking frame too |-)

>>> Well bugger me!

>> No thanks. Its Mikey thats into that sort of thing.

>>> What a red letter day -- you and Alan Parkington in agreement! :-)

>> Just another of your pathetic little drug crazed hallucinations |-)

> Nope. Just an alcoholic haze!

Thats the drug, stupid.

> (Won't be a fog until tomorrow. :-)

I believe you, thousands wouldnt.

>>> But I have to admit this goes entirely over my head.

>> No surprises there.

>>> Why is it taken as an indication of nearing use-by date, to be
>>> surprised over the popularity of McDonald's among teenagers
>>> to the exclusion of all the many other culinary styles on offer?

>> Because the ancient greeks used to sit around in their togas
>> or whatever they wore and howl precisely the same way.

>>> Seems the little buggers are even more conservative than we BOFs!

>> How do you know they are buggers ?

>>> [Note: Followups set to aus.food]

>> Nope.

> Why am I not surprised? ;-)

See above on the drug crazed fantasy |-)