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    Well, I wouldn't mind doing up a site for internet sales. That would be a pretty fun sideline. But credit card harvesting...? I think I'll start doing that...never. Besides, I've never been much of a farmer, so harvesting is probably out of the question.


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    Yeahhh... I think I've even managed to do-in my aloe plant



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    I had a dream, that I walked into a diner, and Al Pacino (old Pacino, not young Pacino.) was at the counter. I ordered a burger and some fries and then Pacino says "No!" and I repeated "No?" And he said "YOU DON'T WANT THAT! YOU WANT THE BEST SANDWICH IN DA WORLD!" And I said "The best sandwich in the world?" And he rubbed his face and clapped his hands and handed me the sandwich. And I ate it and it was good (for a dream sandwich). And I said "Man, I want another sandwich just like this one." And he knocked over the table and screamed "JU CAN'T!" And I asked him why and he said "Cause dat was da best sandwich in DA WORLD!" and his face exploded. And when I woke up, Baby Looney Toons was on...
    I think it's kind of funny
    I think it's kind of sad.
    The dreams in which I'm dying
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    Holy what the hell?

    That is by far the strangest story I've heard so far today.

    The day is still young, tho.



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    I know it was crazy. It might've came from me watchin' a bunch of his movies tho. It was when they were showin' Serpico and The Godfather Trilogy almost everyday.
    I think it's kind of funny
    I think it's kind of sad.
    The dreams in which I'm dying
    Are the best I've ever had.



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    And how did the sandwich come into play?



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    Maybe we don't really want to know the significance of the sandwich...or where it comes into play.



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    We got a memo from the Human Resources department Monday telling us that cell phone use is no longer permitted on the production floor. That includes text messages, games, or even legitimate calls to our supervisors. They say if your phone has a camera it's not even allowed on company property. They say that phones are a distraction.

    One of the bindery operators made his girlfriend mad. She waited til he was sleeping (in the nude) and snapped a picture of his not-so-impressive genitalia. Then she sent the photo to everyone she knew at work, who in turn sent it to everyone they knew, until exponentially everybody in the plant had a chance to laugh about the whole situation. That poor guy was so humiliated...he could hardly hold his head up by the end of the day.

    And management calls that a distraction...sheeesh. Whatever happened to good fun at the expense of someone else's ego?



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    I have a morbid curiosity thing going....

    #1. What made her that angry?
    #2. What was the breakup like?




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    We have problems with phones at the club where I waitress on the weekends... Every time I see someone talking on one (even if there's no camera in it) I tell them to take it outside... or to get off the phone.
    Let's just say the girls there do not want there pictures taken...



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    I took this vocal jazz class last summer... guy in the class had only been married for 3 weeks and his wife was SUPPOSED to take the class, but someone at her workplace had a family emergency and she ended up having to work the week. So every time we sang through a piece the guy would dial up wife at work and she'd put it on speaker phone... ... it was silly... but fun for her .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin
    We have problems with phones at the club where I waitress on the weekends... Every time I see someone talking on one (even if there's no camera in it) I tell them to take it outside... or to get off the phone.
    Let's just say the girls there do not want there pictures taken...
    That's just the price you pay for being a highly coveted star.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jeaniesing
    I have a morbid curiosity thing going....

    #1. What made her that angry?
    #2. What was the breakup like?

    Not really sure on either account, but I can't imagine either scenario was very pretty.
    The guy only added to his own humiliation when someone told him in front of a whole group, "She should have gotten a picture of it while it was hard, ha-ha." He said, "She did!" before he could even comprehend the significance of that statement.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Invizzible
    The guy only added to his own humiliation when someone told him in front of a whole group, "She should have gotten a picture of it while it was hard, ha-ha." He said, "She did!" before he could even comprehend the significance of that statement.
    Ohhhh... poor guy.... I mean... ya gotta snicker for a second, but quick.... tell me he's a real ass so I don't feel guilty for that snicker??



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    I guess you've got to feel guilty...he's really a pretty decent guy. It's just one of those things that's really funny if it isn't happening to you.
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