If any person, without explaining anything, is presented with the Nobel Peace Prize, then deep down he will know why.

If foreigners send SMS messages for a child's operation, can the child be considered a foreign agent?

- Why, on the eve of the crisis, people are the first to buy a large amount of toilet paper?
- Because they can feel him with their ass.

There are two ventricles in the heart of a man. One for vodka, the other for a snack.

Passed a medical examination. The psychiatrist asks:
- Are there any complaints?
- No, I think.
- Drowsiness, fatigue, apathy, lack of motivation to work?
- Yes, there is.
- This is normal, this is for everyone ... Well, go, do not delay the queue.

French cheeses cannot be imported, but French uranium waste is allowed. See, don't get confused.

I'm wondering, after the deceased vaccinated, is his QR code removed or given to the next person to wear?

- Something origami does not work out for me in any way.
- Have you eaten for a long time?

- How much is this tornado of horsemen of the apocalypse?
- It's a children's carousel.
- I take.