Advice for only samsung users

Im only posting this here. We samsung users are the only phone users cool enough to comprehend the information.


So heres a brief rundown of advice:

1. DO NOT use your phone over open water--this includes toilets, water glasses, rivers, sinks full of water, Bowls of soup-- remember that h20 + phones = X_X phones.

2. DO NOT leave your phone in a danger prone place--including under tires, in your back pocket, in the floor, in your dog's mouth-- also remember force + phones also = X_X phones.

3. Keep your phone with your keys. How often do you lose your keys? How often do you drop your keys in the river? I do it very rarely. In fact, never. not once. Easy to remember.

4. DO NOT let children play with your ACTIVE phone. If you must let the tikes play with a phone, use an old, non usable phone, or buy a small toy phone for them. See above results. h20 and pressure??? yeah. kids do that.

5. Carry insurance. Its maybe 5.00 - 10.00 a month, and the deductible. Even if you follow all of these rules, its still possible that an accident may occur. a 50.00 deductible is MUCH better than a 300.00 replaced phone.

6. Sticky this, read my words often, and contribute your own advice for new samsung users. They will appreciate it.

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Well, you did take the time to type this, so i'll leave it open, but I won't stik-ify it. This is pretty common knowledge, but some people tend to ignore it.

Btw, what's up with the sig (wake up, my oven) are you a chef?

nah, i just like to throw people who speak german for a loop. another good one is 'bluhen, mein bose brot', or ' bloom, my angry bread'.

I was about to say... I speak OK german, not very good, but when i read that, I was like "Am I doing something wrong here?'