Simple tip to mask voice (very slightly) when calling from Nokia phone

Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
and alter my voice

'John can come in today. He's ill....'


I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?

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[email protected] wrote:
> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> and alter my voice
>
> 'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>
>
> I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?

Why phone if you are going in?

"MA" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> [email protected] wrote:
>> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
>> and alter my voice
>>
>> 'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>>
>>
>> I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?
>
> Why phone if you are going in?
>
good point...well made...

> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> and alter my voice

If you're not ill, go in and do the feckin' work they're paying you
for !

<[email protected]> wrote:

> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> and alter my voice
>
> 'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>
> I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?

Here's an idea: don't post your intention to defraud your employer with your
real name attached?

TMK

Colin Wilson wrote:
> > Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> > and alter my voice
>
> If you're not ill, go in and do the feckin' work they're paying you
> for !

It's hypothetical, don't get all moral and preachy, I gave that reason
for the sake of being concise!!


ideas?

<[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> Colin Wilson wrote:
> > > Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> > > and alter my voice
> >
> > If you're not ill, go in and do the feckin' work they're paying you
> > for !
>
> It's hypothetical, don't get all moral and preachy, I gave that reason
> for the sake of being concise!!
>
>
> ideas?

Buy a voice changer as used in Scream. Practice saying "what's your
favourite scary movie?".

Try holding a pencil between your nose and your top lip while you speak. It
may not disguise your voice much, but will give anyone watching you a good
laugh.

Or simply adopt an accent and voice pitch different from your own. Invent a
detailed personal history (favourite foods, children or pets' names, job
etc.) for the person you are pretending to be so that, if questioned, you
can maintain the illusion.

TMK

<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> and alter my voice
>
> 'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>
>
> I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?

John, it's David. You're going to try take a day off when the cricket's on,
are you John? See me tomorrow. In my office. Bring your coat.

David R wrote:
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
>>and alter my voice
>>
>>'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>>
>>
>>I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?
>
>
> John, it's David. You're going to try take a day off when the cricket's on,
> are you John? See me tomorrow. In my office. Bring your coat.

Not anymore it's not :-D

[email protected] wrote:
> Do you know if it's possible for me to call someone (e.g. my employer)
> and alter my voice
>
> 'John can come in today. He's ill....'
>
>
> I don't have any fancy equipment... any ideas?

I presume you have no friends then, who could do this for you?

When you phone your 'ex' from the pretend 'train station' ask him/her
to do it for you.

dg

Try keeping your upper and lower jaw (teeth) together as you speak; that
does change your voice a bit especially stops it wavering if you're under
stress. Don't have to do mad sharkbite clenching just keep them together.